Battered Worm Syndrome

5  2015-12-11 by Gooblenook

A pattern of signs and symptoms, such as fear and a perceived inability to escape, appearing in comedians who are physically and mentally abused over an extended period by a big titted radio host or other dominant individual.

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Secondary indicators include:

  1. Comedic contemporaries surpass your fame and achievements;
  2. Failure to evolve material;
  3. Sudden weight loss (GRIBS or working-out-eating-better induced)