Opie probably wears a t-shirt at the beach

20  2015-12-10 by unclepaul84

BECAUSE OF HIS BIG TITS!!!

17 comments

8  mascoli 2015-12-10

nice dude

8  unclepaul84 2015-12-10

Can't believe nobody thought of this

4  mascoli 2015-12-10

did you ever hear the guy sniff too? craaazy

2  TheAmazingPearl 2015-12-10

We should have known when he kept scheduling his vacations during hurricanes. He wanted the tourists gone & the local's windows boarded up.

3  breadmoccasin 2015-12-10

He probably doesn't because he doesn't know which one to wear.

Slobbo? Check out the empties? Give yourself a bell? There's SO many shirts on sale NOW only at OpieRadio.com

5  TossyMcSalad 2015-12-10

how ignorant are you?

you obviously go to the beach with the ''dropping hammers all day long'' shirt.

3  Marathon_Man_3k 2015-12-10

Love a wet t shirt contest

2  [deleted] 2015-12-10

pretty good one chip

2  waytoogayforme 2015-12-10

yeah, he probably wears a fawking bra in da shower or something...don't know, just riffin.

2  CookieHaid 2015-12-10

ME: WORDS HURT!*

0  CookieHaid 2015-12-10

*ifyou'reaPUSSY!

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2015-12-10

You've hit on a really good point. Two actually.......

( OPIE'S MASSIVE PUDDING TITS! )

2  nomorecompromise 2015-12-10

Ope probably fucks Lynz with his t-shirt and beanie on. "Ju-just go with tha moment! Dis is a real moment!" He shouts in a fleeting attempt at pillow talk.

2  aprosbro 2015-12-10

He has a house on the hamptons I'm sure it's a polo, and also you dont use the beach you just look at it from your deck and take satisfaction that you're stopping poor people from enjoying it.

2  DeryDerpette 2015-12-10

He tucks it into his jorts.

1  jackblack2323 2015-12-10

No he just wears a bikini top

1  [deleted] 2015-12-10

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0  IggysGlove 2015-12-10

No probably about it. Opie is essentially a retard, but he ain't that dumb.