Opie's happier days of Christmas past

43  2015-12-09 by SledgeBammer

14 comments

He'd totally pronounce it "fra-jee-lay"

"Say Uncle Paul! Louder!"

I'm looking forward to the moment when Raplhie Norton beats the fuck out of him.

Ope Farkus!

The retarded likeness and annoying as fuck Opiesyndrome eyes is uncanny.

Makes sense. When I was a kid and my parents would play this movie every year around Christmas I always called him the "bully with orange hair". Now he's all grown up and still a bully with orange hair.

"He had yellow teeth. So help me god, yellow teeth!"

Close. Yellow eyes. Grover Dill had green teeth.

Harry the Hater bro.

Apologies. I'm more retarded than Tits.

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Scott Farkus bullies Ralphie. Gregg "Opie" Hughes bullies the homeless, less fortunate, and the disabled.

someone outta make Opie stick his tongue to an ice cold flagpole

His wife is a mentally abused cum dumpster for skateboarding man children.

Not a chance. He's the whining, sniveling little brother Randy. Always tagging along, always needing help, bursting into tears, etc.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B61wTWjCQAAV0-D.jpg

I was all-in with the meatloaf beatloaf double beatloaf SNIFF