ME: " Im heating up"
30 2015-12-09 by SvenStoffels
Would you please post some of the best, awkward, Opie; " I'm heating up" moments here?! Like the time where he thought Coppola directed The Departed. My favourite is this one: https://youtu.be/JXz0xLWWEMs?t=143 It starts at 2:20 mins. Opie doesn't get Jim's N joke.
40 comments
21 HockeyMassHole 2015-12-09
Opie got caught telling a lie and saids "I'm heating up a little bit, Steve" at 1:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0kyBtVjbHY
11 SvenStoffels 2015-12-09
Oh man! This is fucking embarrassing!! fuuuuuuuck
11 AhOkayThen 2015-12-09
What a worthless fucking liar hahahaha also "ME: .. you know the deal with chickenpox, right!?"
To a DOCTOR
8 were_not_that_close 2015-12-09
She has never told a true story on the air.
8 Dannyprecise 2015-12-09
And she immediately changes the story from "my mom checked her records" to "my mom made us play with kids who had chicken pox to gain immunity."
5 HerpDerpen 2015-12-09
That fucking picture
4 _TheConsumer_ 2015-12-09
ME: My brother dropped through the cracks. He never got vaccinated for chicken-pox.
Dr. Steve: We didn't have a chicken-pox vaccine growing up. That vaccine came much, much later.
ME: Huh....Or maybe you might have just fucked up my story. Maybe he never got chicken pox until later in life.
TL; DR - Opie imagined his mother having a conversation with him about his brother never getting a chicken-pox vaccine.
3 TheAmazingPearl 2015-12-09
Dr. Steve was being a sweetheart. His "much, much later" means "1995". His brother who was probably 40 by the time it was released definitely did slip through the cracks.
1 onemancrimespree 2015-12-09
It could have been another virus though and he misremembered it as chicken pox?
2 rottengymshorts 2015-12-09
AIDS
2 rottengymshorts 2015-12-09
"I know I've said this before but I had a huge family plus whatever family didn't want their kids anymore."
She wants to have Oliver Twist beginnings and have some kind of rags-to-riches story. I hope she gets stabbed and thrown next to a dumpster and pissed on. There's your interesting story you pig titted fuck.
12 SvenStoffels 2015-12-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHuC9H4UnJY This one is pretty good aswell, He just gets caught in lies..
6 dom650 2015-12-09
ME: "I just lied to everyone out there!"
Anthony, disgusted: "Of course you did."
3 4_leaf_tbag 2015-12-09
"That's my record" sniff.
3 stinkskc 2015-12-09
Jesus Christmas he sniffs EVERYTIME he lies
Also Christmas was an auto correct but it was funny so I kept it
I love how Jimmy calls him out on what a dumb thing that is to lie about to.
3 truthie 2015-12-09
A student of body language and human nature like Tits would never have such an obvious tell.
6 SvenStoffels 2015-12-09
Listening back, I also suspect he still doesn't get it afterwards...
1 DapperDan0979 2015-12-09
I think someone must've mouthed the words to him.
6 Habanera-chan 2015-12-09
The famous "God Damn!" when Opie thinks one of the Wayans brothers is complementing the new Opie and Jim show, but he is talking about the show the Wayans are doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovC9u5-bGlI&feature=youtu.be&t=47m20s
edit: Here's the discussion after: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffqOigeCZzo&feature=youtu.be&t=55m15s
5 imcreggschinkell 2015-12-09
If only he said that while visiting Auschwitz
4 chris2webby 2015-12-09
when he was advertising his video on Mike Tyson admitting to being molested as a child, and Jimmy told him that he shouldn't have done that, I do believe he said "I'm heating up"
4 OpiesBreasts 2015-12-09
Wasn't that "AWKWARD!!!"?
1 slongbinh 2015-12-09
He was also almost molested as a young adult by a black male who came into his room in Syracuse until the would be rapist, initially fooled by Opie's lovely flowing red hair, realized Opie was possibly male.
1 SvenStoffels 2015-12-09
Do you have a link?! please!!
3 AhOkayThen 2015-12-09
All three clips posted so far is pure gold. The lies and the stupidity
3 stevie_janowskii 2015-12-09
I'm convinced that Opie doesn't heat up. If he got all flustered, and red faced it would mean he felt some sort of embarrassment. Only normal people feel embarrassment, Opie isn't a normal person. He's an autistic man-child.
3 chicken-named-mike 2015-12-09
Opie has tits.
1 Leofan7 2015-12-09
Tsss that's a good one TAKE US TO BREAK, PIGGY!
3 Noticemenow 2015-12-09
What is he a stove....or something? ha ha.
1 halareous 2015-12-09
Good one, Col.
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2 EYE8OPIE 2015-12-09
Opie loves honest, uncomfortable radio. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
1 were_not_that_close 2015-12-09
Wha happen?
1 buttriot 2015-12-09
This was so embarrassing. I have such a combination of hating him and feeling bad for him right now.
1 MartyVanB 2015-12-09
Oh my God that is hilarious. He is such a fucking moron
1 racemic_mixture 2015-12-09
What does that shit even mean?
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1 Ronvsfez 2015-12-09
Ice cuuube?
1 CharlieDango 2015-12-09
That fucking clip!! My god! It goes so far to showing just how truly lame and out of touch Opie is with his own fucking show!
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1 Noticemenow 2015-12-09
I wish he heard house next door to me lyrics in a black neighbourhood. Worm:"With a toe triggered tranny shotgun!!!"symbols Edit-don't forget the AIDS!!
1 jags85 2015-12-09
Menopausal pinch-faced old lady doesn't understand actual funny things being said around him, falls back on his only contribution to a 20 year career in radio - the phone hangup - then has his lack of awareness pointed out to him. Hot Flushes!
https://youtu.be/EVwS611BiIw?t=1729
0 MaxKawalski 2015-12-09
He's heating up because he has one of his bitches in there!