Opie jots down in studio a shitty tweet draft like he's Larry David with his notebook...

37  2015-12-08 by stevenknight

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Legendary twink Steven Knight comes off the fence (but not yet out of the closet) to declare his allegiance to the cause. Good find, sir. And thank you for your service.

2h59m55s in the clip.

Later that day he tweeted his joke: https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/195506613744959488

But turns out, he tweeted the same thing the year before: https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/70193465874595840

(I spent 30 minutes tracking this down after remembering it out of nowhere.)

The emphasis on "NO WAY" is really weird.

Rold Gold!

Sorry to double post but this is seriously the most surreal shit.

He really, really tries to be funny but isn't. He just wants that validation so bad. Christ, that's fucking crazy.

This is some next level shit dude. Good find.

@OpieRadio

2012-04-26 13:36 UTC

Happy National Pretzel Day - This is NO WAY to honor Stephen Hawking!!!!


@OpieRadio

2011-05-16 18:26 UTC

Stephen Hawking says there's no heaven. Someone should roll that human pretzel into a room of bees until he blinks, OH GOD!


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Nothing beats a joke about Steven Hawking and his legendary contortionist abilities. What makes this guy a pretzel exactly?

He's covered in chunks of salt.

he has a theory that the universe is shaped like a pretzel

I know that's not true because there's no fucking way Opie would know that.

hawking baked af fam

Stevey Knight - killin it for us

Jason Ayeiter - killin it for us

LoganFatHighestPrimate - obvious loser with a picture of eminem as his twitter picture.

I'd hate myself even more than usual if I wrote down something I intended to tweet later.

SEXY Mom W/ hot coffee FALLS DOWN in NYC, #fallmom #epicfail
sniff... nailed it