So true, so true. At least with the eastern European girls they fall apart by 25 so you know what you are going to be looking at when you sadly slip away 50 years later.
Put a pussy on me and Ile be the president within a week, or get a cum stain on my shitty dress and become a millionaire. Women doing amateur porn and posting it are stupid as fuck.
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69 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-08
Oh I get it. Now I find her funny.
7 Mantis_Toboggan369 2015-12-08
Tss. Reall fawkin gasser or sumpthin.
2 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-08
FAWKIN HOMERRUN
0 FuckinHomerunChippah 2015-12-08
Wussat?
2 jakdak 2015-12-08
Until she starts dating Jimmy Kimmel
26 BigBossOfGondor 2015-12-08
http://i.imgur.com/7QfL1a9.jpg
5 unprovoked_hate 2015-12-08
Cute
3 muhdikyo 2015-12-08
bonertime.
2 xbrianspasmx 2015-12-08
Sonofabitch
21 chicken-named-mike 2015-12-08
Good lord is she sexy.
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21 Snake_____86 2015-12-08
I wouldn't mind wearing it on my face like Bane's mask.
10 EskimoEscrow 2015-12-08
If I take it off will you die?
10 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-08
It will be painful.
3 EskimoEscrow 2015-12-08
You're a big guy!
4 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-08
FOR YOU
22 DoubleGuns 2015-12-08
QUOTES FROM FAWKIN' BATMAN OR SUMTHIN'
15 PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2015-12-08
Tss... hey batty man, you wanna know how I got dis fuckin PECKAH
-Chip Ledger
5 AutoChrist 2015-12-08
Tss my muddah always called me a joker.
4 PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2015-12-08
tss I believe whateveh doesn't kill you only makes my fuckkin peckah harder DVVV DVVV
5 EskimoEscrow 2015-12-08
tsss, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT... I GOT ONE....
umm, fukin...
batman more like HATman witta buncha hats or sumpin.....
13 [deleted] 2015-12-08
Hope she never pulls a Schumer and gains 237 pounds.
15 justchippinyaaaa 2015-12-08
Nah since she's asian she'll be hot until 60 then instantly turn into the little old lady that looks 341.
9 jakdak 2015-12-08
http://i.imgur.com/jFysXIt.jpg
1 baraksobamas 2015-12-08
So true, so true. At least with the eastern European girls they fall apart by 25 so you know what you are going to be looking at when you sadly slip away 50 years later.
4 jakdak 2015-12-08
Didn't Schumer start out at that weight?
11 ThankGodForBeer 2015-12-08
She's lovely. She should just suck her way to marrying a rich guy and be happy.
If I were a hot chick that's what I would do.
41 [deleted] 2015-12-08
yeah? you'd pull an ol' Lynsi Hughes?
7 ThankGodForBeer 2015-12-08
Fuck yeah. I feel like anyone would.
Sucking that dick to 50% of a rich guy's shit.
6 IggysGlove 2015-12-08
Female comedian picking up a yuke to get over is more degrading than flat out selling your body.
That's an offer.
6 schwoogiejoe24 2015-12-08
Just so you know, you don't have to be a hot chick to suck a lot of dick. Follow your dreams, faggot!
3 ThankGodForBeer 2015-12-08
I will suck a dick because I am strong, confident
Fez Whatley/u/ThankGodForBeer.3 Anarox 2015-12-08
Put a pussy on me and Ile be the president within a week, or get a cum stain on my shitty dress and become a millionaire. Women doing amateur porn and posting it are stupid as fuck.
11 TheAmazingPearl 2015-12-08
Smells like kimchi.
2 Tremendousdread 2015-12-08
http://youtu.be/A9t46Zdq6n8
8 boring_oneliner 2015-12-08
let it be known that i would ravage that ass, brotherman
sniff
8 AntsCamera 2015-12-08
Typical Asian ass.
I bet it smells like fried dogmeat and Kim Jong Uns tears.
6 PFGtv 2015-12-08
Patrick O'neill -- Asians have the number 1 worst ass! They look like CD cases.
43 MonsteRain 2015-12-08
Patrice O'Neal had a joke just like that
20 AntsCamera 2015-12-08
Fucking joke thief. That Patrick is a real cunt.
8 GayNiggerFag 2015-12-08
I would listen to O&J for 2 hour straight just to get a piece of that little gooky booty
1 Anarox 2015-12-08
Hey hey let's not go crazy sir, sir put down the gun sir
8 lelnonnymoose 2015-12-08
I'd fuck her in the anus if you know what I mean.
5 blackirishlad 2015-12-08
it's an asian ass so you have to grade on a curve, or in their case a "flat".
4 CHRIS_PISSTOFFERSON 2015-12-08
Id use it for my tounge holster.
4 Dennyislife 2015-12-08
I would like to put my penis in her and thrust a few times. In various holes. Thats all.
3 nomorecompromise 2015-12-08
I bet that thing doesn't even shit.
3 3stepsbackward 2015-12-08
She needs to do some porn before she hits that Asian downfall that every attractive Asian woman goes through.
3 USMC1979 2015-12-08
/r/EstherKu
3 rahtin 2015-12-08
That's where the poo comes out
1 FightThePurple 2015-12-08
Not now it isn't!
2 Purriod 2015-12-08
Fawking Hawt, I'd stick 'er in da coota!
2 realassd00d 2015-12-08
is it true she flicks her gook bean at the end of each podcast?
2 ChunkArcade 2015-12-08
Where?
2 Silent-Rob 2015-12-08
I would write her a poem that'd make Luis J Gomez weep.
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1 AiCPearlJam 2015-12-08
Why couldn't Bonnie gotten Esther to do the ass scene in that one thing she and Vos promoted to death?
2 Anarox 2015-12-08
Women aren't funny/can't do proper documentaries? That one?
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1 muhdikyo 2015-12-08
id tonguepunch her fartbox all night long.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2015-12-08
I would do deplorable things to her at least once.
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1 RonsCigar 2015-12-08
Is that Sam from Quincy?
1 shinzantetsu 2015-12-08
everytime i see her...i cant help but imagine the smell of eggrolls.
im a horrible person.
6 biobotX1 2015-12-08
Or a hungry person
1 SayntJ 2015-12-08
Hopefully no boom boom with soul brother.....
1 biobotX1 2015-12-08
I have yellow fever
1 basedongods 2015-12-08
Meh.
1 RatherPleasent 2015-12-08
As long as people keep posting this shit, I'll keep saving this shit.
1 RoomtempGhost 2015-12-08
And it was while sitting on that extremely fuck-able thing that she brought about the fight we've been waiting almost two years for.
1 no1raniuk 2015-12-08
I'd give that heiney a little pincheroo.
1 Johnniebutters 2015-12-08
Shes hot but still prefer Asa Akria: https://mightyhealthy.com/steez/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/DSC03225.jpg
1 biobotX1 2015-12-08
First thing I thought went I saw her. Too much porn
1 baraksobamas 2015-12-08
I can hear her laugh through the picture. AH HA HA HA! AHH HA HA HA! cunt.
1 Djs3634 2015-12-08
Asian shovel ass.
0 maynardsabeast 2015-12-08
I love everything about her.
-3 Seref15 2015-12-08
I wouldn't call it a great ass. It's just an ass. Admittedly rare on her kind but I hate Ant acting like she's got an amazing ass.
6 Patmcpsu 2015-12-08
Her ass is the antithesis of a black ass, ergo Ant thinks it's amazing.
2 KyleR007 2015-12-08
No Ant is Pussy Racist remember. He'd take a handy, but wouldn't fuck her.
-5 segasarnold 2015-12-08
What ass?
6 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-12-08
From where she comes from, that's plenty. Plus the legs look nice & smooth...
-14 segasarnold 2015-12-08
You all are rascist
2 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2015-12-08
Yes, I am.
1 John_Gulbunny 2015-12-08
Was I supposed to read this as an old Chinese man voice?
2 bizzlbone 2015-12-08
He would have called you a lacist
1 segasarnold 2015-12-08
I was going for an urban youth voice
0 meanmug247 2015-12-08
Right? No meat on dem bones.
-11 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-08
Asian chicks look like grey aliens. Overrated.
-13 Gerneral_Disdain 2015-12-08
I think it looks great. Probably smells like pot farts tbh fam.
3 bizzlbone 2015-12-08
pot farts?
0 Gerneral_Disdain 2015-12-08
The joke is that she smokes a lot of pot. So her farts might smell like weed. geez...
2 bizzlbone 2015-12-08
Dude how old are you? Jesus
1 Gerneral_Disdain 2015-12-08
Just fuck off, why even ask your questions? pot farts? How old are you? You are not the fucking internet police asshole.
1 bizzlbone 2015-12-08
Just take the hit
1 SIrPsychoNotSexy 2015-12-08
Classic bizzlbone. Internet douche bag.
1 bizzlbone 2015-12-08
Damn you are a fucking psycho
1 SIrPsychoNotSexy 2015-12-08
Thank you!!
-13 CCRed95 2015-12-08
how long do we have to pretend she isnt a basic asian 7/10
-15 harold_falcon 2015-12-08
She still has AIDS. Avoid.
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-21 uppity-negro 2015-12-08
That's a common ass if you've got a decent income.
-11 CCRed95 2015-12-08
agreed. i dont understand the esther hoopla
-14 uppity-negro 2015-12-08
Sorry, I forgot some of you faggots don't have a decent income.
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2 KyleR007 2015-12-08
No Ant is Pussy Racist remember. He'd take a handy, but wouldn't fuck her.