Esther Ku's great ass

125  2015-12-08 by [deleted]

98 comments

Oh I get it. Now I find her funny.

Tss. Reall fawkin gasser or sumpthin.

FAWKIN HOMERRUN

Wussat?

Until she starts dating Jimmy Kimmel

Cute

bonertime.

Sonofabitch

Good lord is she sexy.

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I wouldn't mind wearing it on my face like Bane's mask.

If I take it off will you die?

It will be painful.

You're a big guy!

FOR YOU

QUOTES FROM FAWKIN' BATMAN OR SUMTHIN'

Tss... hey batty man, you wanna know how I got dis fuckin PECKAH

-Chip Ledger

Tss my muddah always called me a joker.

tss I believe whateveh doesn't kill you only makes my fuckkin peckah harder DVVV DVVV

tsss, WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT... I GOT ONE....
umm, fukin...
batman more like HATman witta buncha hats or sumpin.....

Hope she never pulls a Schumer and gains 237 pounds.

Nah since she's asian she'll be hot until 60 then instantly turn into the little old lady that looks 341.

So true, so true. At least with the eastern European girls they fall apart by 25 so you know what you are going to be looking at when you sadly slip away 50 years later.

Didn't Schumer start out at that weight?

She's lovely. She should just suck her way to marrying a rich guy and be happy.

If I were a hot chick that's what I would do.

yeah? you'd pull an ol' Lynsi Hughes?

Fuck yeah. I feel like anyone would.

Sucking that dick to 50% of a rich guy's shit.

Female comedian picking up a yuke to get over is more degrading than flat out selling your body.

That's an offer.

Just so you know, you don't have to be a hot chick to suck a lot of dick. Follow your dreams, faggot!

I will suck a dick because I am strong, confident Fez Whatley /u/ThankGodForBeer.

Put a pussy on me and Ile be the president within a week, or get a cum stain on my shitty dress and become a millionaire. Women doing amateur porn and posting it are stupid as fuck.

Smells like kimchi.

let it be known that i would ravage that ass, brotherman

sniff

Typical Asian ass.

I bet it smells like fried dogmeat and Kim Jong Uns tears.

Patrick O'neill -- Asians have the number 1 worst ass! They look like CD cases.

Patrice O'Neal had a joke just like that

Fucking joke thief. That Patrick is a real cunt.

I would listen to O&J for 2 hour straight just to get a piece of that little gooky booty

Hey hey let's not go crazy sir, sir put down the gun sir

I'd fuck her in the anus if you know what I mean.

it's an asian ass so you have to grade on a curve, or in their case a "flat".

Id use it for my tounge holster.

I would like to put my penis in her and thrust a few times. In various holes. Thats all.

I bet that thing doesn't even shit.

She needs to do some porn before she hits that Asian downfall that every attractive Asian woman goes through.

That's where the poo comes out

Not now it isn't!

Fawking Hawt, I'd stick 'er in da coota!

is it true she flicks her gook bean at the end of each podcast?

Where?

I would write her a poem that'd make Luis J Gomez weep.

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Why couldn't Bonnie gotten Esther to do the ass scene in that one thing she and Vos promoted to death?

Women aren't funny/can't do proper documentaries? That one?

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id tonguepunch her fartbox all night long.

I would do deplorable things to her at least once.

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Is that Sam from Quincy?

everytime i see her...i cant help but imagine the smell of eggrolls.

im a horrible person.

Or a hungry person

Hopefully no boom boom with soul brother.....

I have yellow fever

Meh.

As long as people keep posting this shit, I'll keep saving this shit.

And it was while sitting on that extremely fuck-able thing that she brought about the fight we've been waiting almost two years for.

I'd give that heiney a little pincheroo.

First thing I thought went I saw her. Too much porn

I can hear her laugh through the picture. AH HA HA HA! AHH HA HA HA! cunt.

Asian shovel ass.

I love everything about her.

I wouldn't call it a great ass. It's just an ass. Admittedly rare on her kind but I hate Ant acting like she's got an amazing ass.

Her ass is the antithesis of a black ass, ergo Ant thinks it's amazing.

No Ant is Pussy Racist remember. He'd take a handy, but wouldn't fuck her.

What ass?

From where she comes from, that's plenty. Plus the legs look nice & smooth...

You all are rascist

Yes, I am.

Was I supposed to read this as an old Chinese man voice?

He would have called you a lacist

I was going for an urban youth voice

Right? No meat on dem bones.

Asian chicks look like grey aliens. Overrated.

I think it looks great. Probably smells like pot farts tbh fam.

pot farts?

The joke is that she smokes a lot of pot. So her farts might smell like weed. geez...

Dude how old are you? Jesus

Just fuck off, why even ask your questions? pot farts? How old are you? You are not the fucking internet police asshole.

Just take the hit

Classic bizzlbone. Internet douche bag.

Damn you are a fucking psycho

Thank you!!

how long do we have to pretend she isnt a basic asian 7/10

She still has AIDS. Avoid.

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That's a common ass if you've got a decent income.

agreed. i dont understand the esther hoopla

Sorry, I forgot some of you faggots don't have a decent income.

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No Ant is Pussy Racist remember. He'd take a handy, but wouldn't fuck her.