Opie & Anthony: Jimmy and Ant Hate Music - Ive listened to this compilation like 10 times

9  2015-12-08 by CCRed95

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Jim is musically retarded.

Except for liking Sabbath, the only thing he got right.

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Jimmy's obsession with Sabbath has made me like them less, and his love for Kiss? What is he 8?

Remember the time he was accusing some band of stealing a 3 second drum fill (or something like that) from Sabbath and listeners kept sending in songs that featured the same part and Jim kept saying Sabbath made it up. Eventually someone sent in a piece of classical music that had it and Jim had to check the dates to see which came first and then it was just "oh well, it's just something musicians do"

And the "U2 stole Sunday Bloody Sunday from Sabbath"...

Ozzy's lyrics are shit!

Jim is childish in his defense of Sabbath and him liking Kiss is incredibly faggy. Ozzy's lyrics, however, are usually pretty deep and well written. War Pigs, Hand of Doom, After Forever, Snowblind, Symptom of the Universe, I could go on.

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He's not a rapper dude its not about the rhyme scheme. It's about what he's actually saying with his lyrics

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Well it was over 40 years ago so a lot of these things which seem overdone and corny nowadays were a lot more introspective and deep when the songs first came out. Most Sabbath lyrics would probably fit better in /r/ImOnLotsofAcidandThisIsDeep

Those two words don't mean the same thing though.

"fuck you and your joyful life"

I can understand hating styles of music and certain songs on the piano, but how can Ant hate the piano altogether? Piano in songs I like sounds amazing.

That's like saying you hate the drums because you don't enjoy listening to just drum solos.

Ant bashing homeless mustard's gay vocal inflections makes me laugh every time.

The only thing that's missing from this is when Ant and Jim went off on Santana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJy6jP0_FY

also the val kilmer songs

Ant, Jimmy and Louis CK shitting on Val Kilmer is brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P68zhFg4bKM

I thought that Val Kilmer song sounded like the verse from You're Gorgeous by Babybird so I googled that song and listening only to find that it was clearly a song written about Tits

Tits actually had a good one in this. Timestamp

Talkin about Black Magic Woman by Santana
Jim: He stole something from Sabbath, by the way!
Tits: The word black?

Jim's Sabbath cock-sucking is so annoying that even Tits can make a well timed joke about it.

"Go fight someone for a heating grate"

I love the in depth analysis of Radiohead

"Radiohead is a bunch of cunts."

What kind of music does Anthony even like? He's a musician, so he must like something. But whenever they bring up a band or something Anthony shits on them. I'm not complaining, just genuinely curious.

NWA

and Geto Boys

Popular radio rock from the 60s, 70s, and 80s would be my guess.

He likes Alice in Chains

Soundgarden too

He says he likes fast, quick, hard hitting songs. I think he said anything more than 4 minutes is indulgence. hard rock, punk, and maybe a little heavy metal.

He also really seems to sincerely enjoy 1980s and 1990s rap. His wop head on one show was basically Geto Boys liner notes. He knows the lyrics to so many songs like that.

I remember him quoting obscure lyrics from Gangster of Love verbatim once. He really has the photographic memory of an autistic person.

that sunday bloody sunday gaff. holy shit, how is he an adult?

Just wonderful.

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also the val kilmer songs

Tits actually had a good one in this. Timestamp

Talkin about Black Magic Woman by Santana
Jim: He stole something from Sabbath, by the way!
Tits: The word black?

Jim's Sabbath cock-sucking is so annoying that even Tits can make a well timed joke about it.