sniff sniff sniff

Lol awesome. I honestly hope tits gets a tingling in his left arm on Christmas morning then falls over while grabbing his chest.

His new name is "Sniffle Tits"

Later:

Tits: I honestly didn't believe you can get poisoned. I guess my point is that maybe something could happen.

Stangel: I looked it up and you can get poisoned.

Tits: Oh? Then I meant that you can.

So let me sum this up. Tits said you can get poisoned but turns out it was a joke when she was called out. Because the brewmasters she was hanging out with told her the same thing the caller told her or the same thing she was saying. Hard to understand what the idiot meant. But later she says she didn't believe the brewmasters who presumably told her that you can get poisoned but she guesses that something could still happen (showing who's boss to those brewmasters by doubting them and then agreeing with them in the same breath). Then a Stangel chimes in and says that he looked it up and you can get poisoned after all so Tits exclaims that "OH YEAH! Then that's what I meant all along".

I hate her.

Never can be wrong. Not even once. Not "Oh fuck me, I thought it worked that way, well we learn something."

He just has to be a piece of shit.

He has a certain Trumpness to him in that way, but without any of the redeeming savvy.

I hate him, but it was a joke

The last part was, yes, but his initial defense made no sense.

You missed out the bit where Opie was clearly joking when he said 'oh, then I meant that you can' ...

Inchiption

He's a liar and when he gets called out, he digs himself into a deeper hole. The guy said it perfectly "take the hit." He can't take any criticism.

He doesn't know what a joke is, or what humor is, so to him, yes, it's a joke.

That was a joke audio clip for context

ugh. What an uncharismatic twat.

Context. ...in this sub...surely not

When is this piece of shit not lawying?

I like it when he finds an excuse for his low brow tastes.