His teeth and hair are the same color.

Do the curtains match the drapes? Unbutton his fly and find out.

I can't get over how beady those eyes are. That is just the face of idiocy.

fetal alcohol syndrome

Eyes like the 1940's Superman cartoon.

ME: whutever, man... I coulda been a model, in the end... definully... TRUST me. sniff

And he has chipmunk teeth.

So I guess "Mayor Combover" isn't as funny as it used to be, huh.

I would be polite and non confrontational and not try to talk to him. Hes just some douche on the radio no need for any creepy shit (thats covered on the reddit)

Gee, this man looks like someone stomped on his cake.

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Why's he trying to look like a member of the homeless shopping spree?

She is such a rat looking motherfucker

He looks like he's either on his way to or from a soup kitchen.

He looks like the local green grocer. Ol' mister Hughes

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no.period.

the beard hides his old man jowls

Haha I thought the same thing. I stared at that face for a good 5 seconds thinking "Ahh, THATS why I hate this guy".

https://youtu.be/K8nh8LBdBTM

You sound like Intern David.

"Wouldn't you just want to shoot him with a Bazooka, Bobo? Wouldn't you just punch him and knock him the fuck out?"

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I thought he was trying to be sexy for the photo by biting his lower lip, but that's not even true. The man's a rat, boys.

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That's how the gook laughs.

60 year old man with the hair cut of an 8 year old.

it really is terrible

ME: "Where we at on the fla-la-las?"

Crooked fucking teeth fa-la-lala Beard made of ball hair fa-la-lala This is my cuck face fa-la-lala Insecure prick fa-la-lala MEEEEEE MEEE MEEEEE fa-la-lala I'm killing myself in October lala Lynsi fucks Bam as I watch dancing with the stars fa-lala We're not really friends, not really fa-lalas

I'd be willing to bet he dry heaves whenever he tries to eat pussy

there's just no happiness in those eyes, and it makes me smile

He looks homeless

if you go around punching shit like that you will get hep c

BaldOpie needs to touch this up methinks.

Yes, to stomp on his cake. That'll show em.

In theory he's an example of the near perfect Aryan. And yet, he looks just wrong.

Shut up brother, you're hurting the cause.