meets opie

gets cancer

Still not the worst outcome.

Imagine if he had to actually 'hang out' with that geriatric bag of tit meat.

'Come on up mahhhn, grab a grapefruit road soda and put your feet up. You like TLC brother?'

you like TLC brother

Omg this is overly exact.

God, you fucks are funny.

It's pretty strange, ain't it? These guys are some of the funniest people I've noticed on the internet, and all they do is deconstruct a shock jock and expose his insecurities. They should write for SNL.

Honestly, over the last year or two, nothing, nothing has made me laugh like this sub. From the day greggshells was coined, up to the legend of baldopie, I knew this sub was something special.

"OK everyone, who has ideas for new sketches this week?"

*80 hands go up*

"How many aren't about obscure radio personalities?"

*hands drop*

he's the dr manhattan of radio

Hey, that was a setup, you know.

Blame the lack of chemistry

lol @ Opie's wide-open fly in the picture

Kenny forgot to button it back up after he was finished. That's right, Kenny sucks his peckah.

The douche wears his corporate ID outside the office...

Remember that time Vos said Opie was desperate to be noticed in public?

He's wearing it outside, and letting it hang in full public view.

button-fly, too. what a fuckin' trend setter.

slobbo!

So did you die from the cancer?

Fuckin' Opie.

was it Non-Greggshells Lymphoma, or breast cancer?

(glad you're better!)

Your keyboard got stuck.

I wish yours would.

That's terrible, I'm sorry.

CTRL-F = 0 "pekahs"

ITS PLUS NOT MINUS U STUPID FAWKIN COCKSUCKA I HOPE OP GETS CANCER

If by OP you mean Opie then yes, I hope he gets cancer too.

The worst part of this story is that you were such a big opie/Kenny mark. Shameful.

Those two are the shittiest people associated with the show. What do you expect?

Put aside your accusations - We are all brothers in Hate now.

Cast not your hatred on this man for his late arrival, but, accept him; embrace him as your brother in Hate almighty.

“The workers who were hired about five in the afternoon came and each received a denarius. So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received a denarius. When they received it, they began to grumble against the landowner. ‘These who were hired last worked only one hour,’ they said, ‘and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day.’

“But he answered one of them, ‘I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius? Take your pay and go. I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’

“So the last will be first, and the first will be last.”

bunch of dolts working for denarius instead of modern currency.

Yeah but you can buy people for like 3000 denarii and fuck them in the face whenever

I'm actually kind of surprised. For as shitty as Opie is in general life, I'd always heard that he was pretty pleasant and gracious with fans, probably because he's so desperate for adoration. I should have figured that his one saving grace was bullshit.

Being honest, I actually kind of believe that he didn't check his DMs.

He's a faaaather! Who has time!?

I think were the only sub that has less sympathy for someone after they say they have cancer

"...i was diagnosed with cancer"

UGH HERE IT GOES FAGGOT

All jokes aside folks thats really shitty of him.

wild sub

Can you get Marino to sign a pair is Isotoners for me??

Right after he signs my coke mirror.

I'm starting to like Opie now.

Agreed, fucking with people who have cancer will always be hilarious in my book

What's the name of your book?

"Hard to Kill: The Unauthorized Biography of Debra Winger" in stores this summer

I'd have boaned her back in the day.

(fargo voice) So opie was getting stuffed signed by the little guy, yeah?

You betcha

The greatest thing about this sub is that even the most ardent Opie haters will put that aside to come together and attack one of their own.

His refusal to get out of the car is the douchiest thing he could have possibly done. You should have given him a Kennedy greeting.

Choosing to do favors for an unfunny bore was your first mistake.

You should have pressed your bare asshole up against the helmets. That's how normal people get revenge.

Rookie.

You peel back the padding in the helmet and smear diarrhea on the inside of the helmet, replace the padding, nobody is the wiser.

So are you like, the Dolphins' assistant to the traveling secretary?

Have you started the project?!

Man that sucks. But if you really wanted to hang out with Guy Fieri you should have just shown him your asshole & back-sack.

https://youtu.be/T59KAU9n5xI?t=141

What type of cancer do you have? Brain? All joking aside, stinks you have cancer :( Thoughts and prayers.

Oh great, now Opie might catch the gay cancer

AIDS?

You should've signed 3 of the 4 things yourself, with PECKAS.

Double helmets, cocksucka.

this story is so awful im not surprised you have cancer

What an asshole. I don't doubt a single thing you said. Hope u gave him ur cancer

Legitimate five or six laughs from this thread. You people are the worst and I thank you for your service.

Didn't we have someone else with the big casino here as well?

He done gone got.

:'(

True?

Hopefully.

( only jk FuckinPeckas )

What a lactating sack of shit. Probably couldn't get out of the car because he was pumping.

What bothers me most about this story is that OP went out of his way to contact Opie and to help Opie get something - in time for Christmas.

Anyone else would have been over-the-top appreciative. Maybe they would give OP some signed merch, tickets to Norton at the Borgata, etc.

This asshole doesn't even get out of the car to pick up the stuff and thank the guy.

I think Opie is at the point where he expects everything to be handed to him and has no appreciation for any of it. Just like Ant said, Opie never worked a real job for shit money so he never experienced what everyone else goes through.

He's gonna bring up his inane teen year(s) of being a caddy. This dickhead admittedly caddied for rich people who I'm sure tipped him well on top of being paid. All he has is this one example from decades ago that was better than most kids jobs.

Rich people? Ahem, I think you meant to say the mob.

white samsung gloves mother hugger

ofc not he had no more use for that guy

Button fly douche.

Fuck you, fuck Dan Marino, and fuck Gregg Hughes.

You forgot Kenny.

I'm waiting for someone to dig up an old ebay auction where Tits sold 3 signed helmets & a football...

Oh my god that would be good

Can't wait to see what Bald Opie does with this.

What a shocker, a manlet displeased with the amount of attention he received from a celebrity.

Little fellers usually handle their rage so well....

I'm 5'6" and found this funny.

I'm displeased and found this funny.

Isn't Opie himself a 5'8" manlet?

Opie has said he's 5'11" on air.

Too bad it wasn't finger cancer

He's a douche, but I hope you're doing ok man. Sorry about the diagnosis, Opie is a fuck face for not responding.

if you ask me you're both assholes

That's quite the tumor you have standing next to you fella.

Your face in that pic says it all haha, looking like some politician's wife feigning solidarity with her cheating spouse.

Peckas

Tough break, bud. How are you doing?

Shit, I was hoping this would be a Chip roll.

I was holding on waiting to get Chip rolled with some big fuckin PECKAS.

His mothers dead bud!

Was really hoping for "peckahs" at the end of this one. Hope you get better.

Holy shit, you're a midget.

So what did you do with the groceries?

I really hope this story is complete bullshit and you just wanted to post the picture of Opie with his fly open

You sound like a jilted lover.

You know, you literally could have just gone to Ants house, told him you went through cancer and were a fan and he would have invited you in for a beer.... Plus you would at least be around someone that's actually funny.

Thank you for further confirming that Opie really is an ass and I'm not just bandwagon hating him. I have never heard of a more selfish person and Kenny is an idiot to follow him around like a lost puppy.

I would follow Hitler like a lost puppy for good paycheck

Yeah I guess we all would. I remember cringing every time I heard Kenny lovingly say GH.

So what happened to the fella with the cancer

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This is exactly how I expected Opie to be in the real world.

Man that's tough, i knew exactly how you feel. Not the cancer stuff but the getting blown off by someone who owe you a favor but doesn't really need you anymore. Best of luck with the cancer man. Hope you'll pull through. Stay positive.

You're a short little fella.

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He responds immediately and says im sorry your upset but I havent checked my DMs in WEEKS. Funny, you seem to be right on it when i was doing you a favor, guess it doesnt work the other way.

But you just said...

Now its december and I know he wants them for christmas. TEN DAYS LATER after messaging him 3 times he finally comes to pick them up(my office in 12 blocks from where he lives, literally).

Yeah, I noticed that took. He's a cunt, let that be apparent from his actions, not need to stack the deck.

Say hello to the cunts at Inside Edition, 13th floor.

This is like the most random attack since Colonel Jessup went after Lt Weinberg.

The most interesting part of this crybaby tale was the building in the background of the pic, so I just went with an opie funfact to pump up the interest. snnniiiffffpeckahs

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damn bro, i hope you feel better and get better

but..... thats what you get for trying to be friendly with her, tits is an ungrateful fuck

Btw, Opie's fly is unbuttoned in picture.

You should have signed those items yourself and then mocked him on social media.

In Opie's defense maybe he could tell you had the cancer and didn't want to get sick too. He has a show to do you know. Good luck bro!

if that's how it happened then opie really is a douche. what a dickhead. bro, how tall are you? i thought opie was just a little guy? hope you're doing better with your health and shit.

I hate the titsters rugged ''prepared for the wilderness'' shitty beard, with the most expensive climbing/walking boots. Fucking tosspot.

Cancer should have killed you before writing this post.

Yeah, but you're like half the size of a normal man, so you really only deserve half the respect.

Opie's fucking fly is open. Jesus Christ. How the hell do you forget to button up your pants?

I think I'm on to something. Retards can't tie their shoes so they wear velcro sneakers and that's why we heard all the stories about Opie wearing sweatpants. It all makes sense now.

He looks like a fat Frodo (the OP).

Why don't people realize that pressing the enter key and putting a little space between blocks of text will get more people to read their horseshit? No one wants to dig through a giant black square of letters.

Yes, now can you get me fourteen things signed by Wednesday?

We can hang out for an hour afterward.

How fucking low is your IQ that you struggle to get through that? It's barely article length. Have you ever read a book you worthless cunt? Even 8 year olds can get through Harry Potter, of which this is roughly equivalent to one page.

Being a fucking idiot is one thing. Unabashedly displaying it to others and demanding that they adjust to your stupidity means your family should not be allowed to reproduce. You are a living argument for eugenics.

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What fucking books are you reading that don't have paragraphs?

Haha. Nice one!

Hey man, RELAX! He has finger-cancer.

Opie didn't grow his lumberjack beard until a few months ago. I call bullshit and you look 5 foot tall little man

He had the beard for years. Watch the episode after Ant's firing

Yeah, didn't he start growing it after Patrice died?

He has a small goatie you dumb American you go watch the fucking video. He is full lumber jack in the picture and only got that recently. Sorry your wrong and im right, please don't mass shoot me

Opie has never once had a goatee. You might be thinking of Ant

He's thinking of Guy Fieri

It's a blonde goalie that blends in cos it's scruffy and he is a pasty fuck with his blonde hair, watch the video

Jeez Mister, tell us how you really feel!

Waaa baby boy. Going to cry because your hero Opie didn't want to be your best friend?

I can't wait to read Paragraph 2

I've put it on my calendar for next Monday

Rookie.

You peel back the padding in the helmet and smear diarrhea on the inside of the helmet, replace the padding, nobody is the wiser.

Opie has never once had a goatee. You might be thinking of Ant

"Hard to Kill: The Unauthorized Biography of Debra Winger" in stores this summer

Jeez Mister, tell us how you really feel!

True?

Hopefully.

( only jk FuckinPeckas )