"and then he hangs up"

Did he?

No, Tits hung up on him. Or maybe the Stangel did it.

Right, that was the implication.

Okay, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

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I feel like you're misunderstanding me here. Just think about it, we're all alone, just the two of us and all of these gorgeous women who can't do anything because we're deep into the sea and who don't know what will happen to them... because of the implication.

Ok, that seems really dark.

What are you looking at!? You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

So they are in danger?

Ah, ok. We're on the same page then. :wink: Wanna compare cocks?

Can we just skip right to the docking?

I'm circumcised so we'll have to use your foreskin.

Oh literal harold falcon.

Stangeldee or Stangeldum?

Aren't they the same person?

They are one giant blob of semitic faggotry. Just refer to either as 'Stangel' or 'Kike'.

I usually do throw a racial epithet in there.

Good job, nigger.

Oh, literal Jim!

Just readin' the words, Jose.

I WUZ TAWKIN TUH UHHHHH BROOMASTER ... SNNNIFFFFF

No, he didn't. But the inevitable SNIFF came right after the lie. As usual.

That's the tell!

No he did not.

FUCK! Another Hampton's Howie movie!

If you want to take Howard's stuff, take the good stuff. Not the emasculated, Marci Turk-approved shit!

Opie needs an intervention STAT. I hate his guts now, but other people deserve to die in front of him.

No one deserves to die. Take the emo down a notch, you're turning into Opie.

I did hang up I was mad they coulsnt even get my name right and I didn't want him to dump thank god jimmy made a joke or he would have

"It absolutely is a joke because I was hanging with brewmasters and they were telling me that exact thing! sniffffffff"

Doesn't the second half of this sentence imply that it wasn't a joke? He can't even get to the end of one sentence without revealing a lie.

Edit: to add sniff.

yes! I posted the same thing before I saw yours.

You forgot the Sniff

You're absolutely right, sir. Added.

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Typically if you told a joke you don't have to backpedal and say "I guess my point is" (which is something he does A LOT).

sniff

Just take the fuckin hit! I love this guy

Opie doesn't understand why he should take a hit, he's famous.

More callers like this please.

I love that anytime Opie takes a call, he risks getting shit on.

Yes, he's like a bomb-squad technician snipping wires.

"Let's go to Snowy in Michigan. SNOWaaay! What are you hauling today?"

"Your lunch Opie. Giant bowls of dicks..."

Fuck that cracked me up.

Pretty soon he's going to need a 10 minute delay to dump out

And scene.

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Yeah he really took the hit on this one.

We really do need more guys like this.

If someone let loose on Tits fucking over Ant, this subreddit would implode.

holy shit was that a SNNNNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF

His nostrils literally sealed 100% shut from the suction of it.

You know you work on a comedy show when you have to insist "that was a joooooooke".

Fuck me Opie is an asshole.

Are you saying that you didn't like her deep voice?

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Nobody ever goes with the bit. "Nooooooo I don't!"

Wait, if Opie is the asshole, isn't it him we should be fucking? (Sorry for being so anal.)

This is the same dude who fucked with opie a few times. And he also called during ant's first greggshells show.

"Opie says he's been doing radio since he was 18. Well I've been fucking girls since I was 18, that doesn't make me a pornstar"

Is this the guy that would call up Ron & Fez to talk about Phish? Sounds just like him.

I think you might be right. He does sound like that phish guy.

Mercfaced Andy. One of the engineers/producers for the bonfire. Massive phish fan, hundreds of shows attended apparently, friend of big jay who was a regular ron and fez guest and he probably also listens to o&a/j.

Or maybe I'm gay.

Not the same guy. Phish makes shit tons of money touring. They do have lots of fans.

Phish is awesome.

from the bonfire?

kwanspiracy?

Yeah as soon as i hear his voice i know hes gonna fuck with tits

Weirdest analogy ever

It's perfect.

so awesome how the staff immediately starts rubbing opies butt. Strangles to the rescue.

I wonder, how can any of those guys say they've "made it" in show biz as long as their livelihood depends on Opie not falling apart?

What an absolute fucking baby and nothing but ballwashers in studio.

Who was that other faggot in there?

Sherrod?

Makes sense.

He's black, you know.

No way!?!?!

Ya kiddin!

I know. I feel lied to.

Jim got right off his high horse from last week and sucked the teat hard.

Something that... well, you know what I mean.

(Fake deep voice) ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ "That...wassssss...a joooooooke..." ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

Cringe. Zilch.

And then in 5 seconds reveals it was NOT a joke... thus the gay sing-songy delivery.

Way to bail him out Jim.

I think he was worried he would get a "you weren't there for me" lecture in 6 months of he didn't.

"And I was thinking 'I'm here defending myself against this caller telling me I was wrong about small craft brewery, and no one is piping in'. And it's fuuuckin bullshit if ya ask me, cuz I was hangin with brewmasters and they told me that EXACT. SAME. THING. That small craft brewery can, can poison you. And these fuuuuckin callers, they don't even know how to take a joke! [pause to sip beverage into the microphone, swallow loudly] On a comedy show! [sniff, pause for dramatic effect] But to be purfectly honest with ya Jimmy, I needed you that day. I feel kinda weird admitting that to ya, but I did need you that day. And you weren't there for me. I don't know what I wanted you to say, or do, but I did need you that day."

Period.

wormerson needed da money!!

Jimmy didn't pipe in, and he's over here now!

OHHHHHHH!

The low voice "that was a joke" on a fact he asserted without any basis from Opie is despicable.

"Shut the fuck up, Opie. Just take the fucking hit"-Man speaking for anybody who listened to this show at any point in more than 20 years.

At 45 seconds, "And then he hangs up." I don't buy it. I think this beer connoisseur was working up a good head of steam.

The guy was in a middle of a sentence when Tits hung up on him.

I think this beer connoisseur was working up a good head of steam.

tss...TSS.......FAWKIN HALARIUS! Take us to break fatso!

Lol he was spinning it into "ME: No STUPID I'm not wrong! You're dumb because you didn't pick up on my GENIUS!" UGHHHHHHHHHHH Fuck Opie.

YOU ARE CRAZY!

"No, it wasn't, dumbass."

"Opie, shut the fuck up!"

"Just take the fuckin' hit!"

Which one do you guys think will be 'line of the day'?

all of them

i'm fond of "Opie, shut the fuck up!" myself.

"I was hangin' with brewmasters..." were you?

I actually have and that's why I know beer is safer than water.

you're not in the 16th century dummy.

It's kinda neat how his version of the truth changes 2 or 3 times in that single clip.

...and people whine "why do you listen to the show if you hate it?" - this shit is fascinating. It's fun to watch him unravel. Unfortunately, having to listen to the show is necessary to do so.

"it was a joke because I hung out with brewmasters and they told me that exact thing."

So, it wasn't a joke. Someone told it to you and you believed it, whether they're right or not.

Hung out with brew masters translates into 'took a free budweiser factory tour once'

lol

Oof, you're so right.

That noble stranger was right to try and poison opie that day

'took a free budweiser factory tour once'

Maybe the water buffaler was his tour guide.

my best friend seriously does that whole "It was a JOOOOOOKE" shit when you call him on something like that

Is he your bestest friend in the whole wide world?

Yeah :)

Awww

Do you sleep together in a treehouse?

You wanna suck my diiiiick?

But is he THERE for you?

They're really not that close.

It was a joke!

Your best-friend is a douche.

Craig is a hero.

The hero we need right now.

Cregg*

IM CREGG SHINKEL!

Shinkel 'bout it.

Good ole sniff at 0:46

*cums on opies tits

*cums on Tits' tits.

Titception

Oh shit yes.

Oh tits yes.

Everytime I hear a new "SNIFFFF!" I wish someone would make a supercut.

Its that same sniff when you are driving a get near the other lane and correct it. sniff

ME: I was hangin' with brew-masters and they told me that exact thing. SNIFF

Caller is right. You can't get poisoned from beer. If it's bad you'll know.

People get E-coli from vegetables all the time. I don't remember the last time someone got poisoned from beer, at least in the first world.

Beer is made out of boiled as fuck water (you boil it for hour+ at the end). So it's super sterile. Beer infected with bad outside bacteria tends to smell really bad, and that's rare if you know what you're doing.

edit: TLDR beer is safer than water.

Last year my friend and I found like 8 cans of bud light in the basement of a house we were renting brewed in like 1993-94. We ended up drinking them one night (ran out of good beer), they had like no carbonation left, and there was like a sediment in them (not mold). Didn't get "poisoned" I honestly just assumed they tasted like shit because they were bud light

No harmful bacteria can live in beer. There is alcohol in it....

Plus yes, it's boiled as fuck.

Hate to break the ninth wall but in the past when a caller hung up and you heard a dial tone, the dial tone was a sound effect.

This guy has called in several times before, he really let Danny and Travis have it on the aftershow once, even accused Danny of calling him off-air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QJSv4LlkU

And of course Mr Yeiter comes through with the clip.

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"I was being sarcastic." - everyone's obnoxious childhood friend

I like that this guy didn't even seem like someone calling in to troll Opie. He was genuinely pissed at Opie's defensiveness.

"It was a jooooooooooooooooooooke."

--Todd "Opie" Pettengill

HEY! This is Jokey McFlappytits, and I've got a big problem with your attitude, jerky!

The sniff really makes it.

It was a deep one too. Whats funny is everyone in the studio knows hes full of shit but hes still trying to sell it to them.

ME: Whatever.

Opie's used this zinger at least 5-times in the past week. Isn't this expression popular amongst teen-girls?

Opie is trying to recapture her youth.

They say that she could have been a model but her chest didn't develop until her later 50's

Opie's used this zinger at least 5-times in the past week. Isn't this expression popular amongst teen-girls?

Yes, teen girls circa 1994. So it checks out.

"I was hanging with brewmasters."

Were ya?

CTRL+F: "sniff," found 1 of 14.

This Opie with Jim Norton guy is always on point, has the first hour of the show uploaded before the last hour is ending, and always isolates Opie clips

Jim was in love with that guy.

OPIES TRUSTED INNER CIRCLE OF FRIENDS/BREWMASTERS

phantoms, all of them

That's what fucking got me.

He doesn't like beer.... ok, that's fine whatever, but then he sat in with all of these brewers, poo-pooed their craft and then went on the next day to the show with more listeners (no idea why, E-rocks has more content) and says that craft breweries shouldn't be as popular because beer can be poisoned?

Fuck you

We realize Budweiser is probably going to be a minor sponsor... or you hope it will be, so you're kissing ass.

"i like the cheapest beer, but i wouldn't order a Budweiser or miller lite, I liked some of those ambers growing up. "

and then goes on to say how "it is a joke, because I was hanging with brew masters and they told me that exact thing" ...uhh what?

"Its an old brew master joke..you guys wouldnt understand."

"and I'll never explain it to you"

"And then he hangs up." Is that what happened?

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haha, i love how the caller starts off just mildly poking opie and then he just escalates wildly like it was some thanksgiving family blood-feud.

That was great. A non-stuttering ass.

What’s funny is even after people bust on the guy for overreacting, Opie continues to defend himself to the point he's just reinforcing the notion that he should TAKE THE HIT.

One of the Stangels even says it jokingly but it makes sense. Just shut the fuck up already, Opie.

Caller reminds me of You Spilled My Coffee Bitch guy

After the caller hung up, they could have replaced all studio comments with the sound of a Victorian era, thruppence whore's phlegmish manhood gaggings.

Which Stangel ballwasher was laughing to the point of asphyxiation after Jim's average Buffalo Bill joke?

wait. people still listen to his show?

Nope. One or two do, and report back with gems like this.

someone has the clip of him saying this "joke"?

"I was hanging with brewmasters and they told me that exact thing!" So he still had to be told, at his age, that you can't get alcohol poisoning from drinking craft beer?

The Sniff is priceless.

The clip was on the Opie radio channel. Is that supposed to let us know that Tits is cool and can take the hit or does he think that he got one over on the caller with his sniffy response?

That's a fan run youtube channel, he posts the show daily.

Ah, that explains it. My mistake for ever thinking Opie could actually laugh at himself or his mistakes.

luckily everyone in studio came to Tits rescue

Should change the title to "some craft beer fag yells at a lady disc jockey with big titz"

BEST. SNIFF. EVER.

Do we have the full show? I want to hear Tits' earlier delivery of his "small craft brewery can cause alcohol poisoning" joke. I bet it'll be hilarious.

LuneyTune72 in the YT comments could be Opie. Seems he's been defending him across a host of Opie videos.

"duuuuuhhhh...duhhhhhhh...is something that you consume as a food or beverage regulated? duuuuuuuuh fucking bluuuughh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blllllllllluggghhhhhhhhhh!"

Fucking faggot went to college?

Nicely done, Craig!

We need more of these calls

that was funny

That was a jooooke

respect to Amazing Briz in the youtube comments for the Frank Frazetta profile pic.

I guess I've been away from the show too long, is there more context as to why this makes Opie hateable? I thought it was pretty funny how that dude lost his shit.

Sounds like the same caller who went hard at Ronnie B a while back.

I'd like to hear that

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Lady di is not someone I would consider a brewmaster

This should be the new battle cry for every caller.

The new Ramone or Frruunkis...

I never understood why more people don't call up and act interested and then just berate Opie for being a faggot? Is it hart to get through?

'Detonates' is vastly under-used compared to 'explodes.' And, it's a much nicer word to form in your head or speak... I just thought I'd offer that...

So funny to see Shelly hang up on the caller. Ant would go toe to toe with callers and they always sold the "we put all our inside shit on the air". I am sure he will use the line, don't be anonymous online, call the studio if you have beef. But, in reality he doesn't even want that challenge. He's a fucking pussy boy.

IT"S A PRANK IT"S A PRANK

A minute of today's show gets 200+ comments? You guys are obsessed!

"I was hangin' with brewmasters!" ...sniff

Can someone PLEASE hook me up with a link. Cuz suddenly my AFRO and my .RU are all gone and I don't have shit

Pm me

im starting to feel a little bad for him... anyone else? Only bc im starting to think he may not know any better... with that said I do want the show to end and disband so i can mosey itto the sunset

Never, He is a fucking retarded prick pos and thats it.

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we dont listen. one brave saint listened and uploaded it and then the rest of us bash it. are you new here?

For the same reason we all fuck your mother's ugly liver-spotted cancer throat. Because fuck her, that's why.

This show is a trainwreck and they built an audience that loves trainwrecks.

Because they have no lives. They're a bunch of losers that are depressed because they've accomplished nothing. They have ugly wives and stupid kids.

Seriously, why not start another sub where you can all take turns shitting on Opie and patting each other on the ass?

That is true. But the fact that a bunch of asshole losers can make a dickbag like opie have a mental breakdown on air makes it all worth it.

Why would we start a different subreddit? We are the Opie and Anthony fanbase, and that show ended years ago. You should start a different subreddit if you want to discuss Opieradio. Oh look, /r/OpieRadio is already there for you! It has 257 subs and no traffic. Have fun with that.

Yes, he's like a bomb-squad technician snipping wires.

Sherrod?

Pretty soon he's going to need a 10 minute delay to dump out

Oh shit yes.

Jimmy didn't pipe in, and he's over here now!

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Good job, nigger.

Yeah he really took the hit on this one.

So they are in danger?