Terrible post. One word "too cool for the room" title, no context or explanation given, and a cut off webpage. You're an asshole.

I think all the words on the far left side of the page are cut off.

The words are irrelevant: obviously Ant was a woman from Montauk in a previous life.

Ah Shit, I didn't notice that at first! I thought we were supposed to read the story.

Looks like Ant.