No no no, I don't weigh 2 million pounds

Babyhead Schumer is a solid 5 1/2

"actress"

" comedienne "

This is great news. I'm pulling for her to be crying to Dr. Drew on a reality show within a year.

I used to love Amy and defend her on here, but when she apologized for the "I used to date a lot of Latin men, but now I prefer consensual" joke and then completely copped out of her old act "I was playing a character, yeah, probably a rich blonde Republican, I don't do that anymore" FUCK HER.

When did she say she was playing a character?

When she apologized like a faggot for making "offensive" jokes.

Did she? Wow, I used to defend her too but wow if that's true she can fuck off

This is good show prep for Opie, something he would find relevant.

He could do an hour on this.

Oh my god, what a fucking pig.

Amy Schumer

edit: insert treats

I hope she gets healthy. I was watching clips of the Charlie Sheen Roast the other day and she looks like a completely different person now.

yeah she's black and they keep calling her patrice

I wounder if Jim is that concerned friend? Maybe Jim should take her to a meeting, get her started on the road towards recovery. After all he cant afford to lose his A-list movie connection.

If he is then that means her out of control drinking is really just a glass of wine with dinner on weekends.

Babyhead Schumer is never good

Ohhhhhhhh SchuRock....

I remember in one of Ant's early TACS shows he claimed he had a chance with her until about 2013. Wonder if he still regrets not making the effort now?

She needs to go to BUD/S and get beaten about the head, neck, chest, face, back, belly and tits to lose some fucking weight. Fat aul cunt!

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I think she looks great. Man, is she sexy and i'd love to eat that juicy ass of hers. I bet she has a nice plump pussy - I love that on a girl.

-Worm Jim

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Doesn't matter what we all say about that pig, I'd still fuck her.

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I am with this sentiment.

http://i.imgur.com/kwdWxnh.jpg

How many natty ices did you drink today Amy?

This "friend" sounds like a real party pooper.

Also, Amy is hot. I don't care what you creeps say.

Beer Buff-ler

Wow, her 15 minutes are happening at almost a literal 15 minutes. She's like some kind of social experiment to see what happens when you combine a bunch of feminism tropes in a PC outrage culture. I will be shocked if her name is ever mentioned again outside of this group a year from now.

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You guys are such faggots.

Can I suck your cock?

Get in 'da coffin

Not the good kind of faggots.

Lil bit. A lil bit.

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We'd all fuck her, who we kidding?

would we?

Right in the butt.

Considering the amount she drinks and what she eats, I'm not going anywhere near that asshole.

Valid point, sir. Conservative and cautious.

Considering the amount she drinks and what she eats, I'm not going anywhere near that asshole.