Opie acts strange whenether pedophilia is brought up

7  2015-12-06 by [deleted]

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Confirmed: Gregg Hughes is a pedophile.

Nah he has kids now so he wants to act morally superior to the content that feeds them.

Stop being so reasonable.

Did you not see the word 'Confirmed'? That means its an incontrovertible fact.

Yes he's a pedophile with tits.

Next.

I was probably molested.

ME: Leave it alone.

Pedophile reaches for his dick

ME: Leave it alone.

Pedophile: I'm all in.

ME: sniff

I heard his Mother breastfed him and his brothers until they were 17.

Then he took those duties upon himself for the younger siblings.

No to breastfeeding, Mrs. Hughes wasn't fond of breastfeeding a literal sloth as you can see here. Often bottles would do the job during his upbringing.

like mother, like son

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You will recall that his mother is mentally ill... I am sure Opie was a sweet boy to her... Suuuuuuure.

All the best pussy eaters learned young from mommy dearest. That's probably how Opie keeps his trophy wife around.

Father Doris is missing and wanted for questioning.

I have no ideas.

All I know is that "whenether" is the most backwards, bumblefuck, Redneck spelling I've ever seen.

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He comes from a large family ... odds are that he was dittled from within. They call it the Duggar factor.

His mother piddled his piddle when he was wittle.

His mother made him impregnate her. That's why she had so many kids.

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I don't know, man, I heard that he used to use concrete bags as rubbers.

He had to carry his lunch to school in his mother's cunt. Fez totally ripped that story off from him.

She's said on air she was addicted to giving her kids suppositories.

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Its most likely that Opie or someone close to Opie was molested. Come to think of it, it might also explain Opie 's extra vitriol for Anthony banging younger girls

Opie always comes off weird when he tries to joke around about controversial stuff. He's too autistic to understand. Same anytime he would try to do any sort of racist jokes. He'd sound like an idiot.

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Opie always gets really awkward when Jimmy does Uncle Paul.