A cake worth stomping

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What an ugly whore.

Her wife's not bad, though.

WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE HAS A THREE DAY WEDDING????

The real lead is that he hired black gospel singers for his wedding. A porcelain-white Philly trash wedding. Can you imagine anything more uncomfortable than a bunch of black people being corralled into a ginzo Catholic church to entertain these jackoffs?

Lol, all the while Tits Man is beaming. "Look at this, look how tolerant I am, yeah! Yeah I'm so progressive man." Turning his head to the side to get a big thumbs up and WOOO from The Brotha Wease. "I'm so good man, I'm IN!"

"Yo my niggas!"

Opie should be kissing Ant's shoes for buying him that wedding/life.

With all of the burned bridges, broken relationships and negativity going on lately, I feel like attention has been taken away from the most important matter of all: the search for Father Doris.

Yeah wheere is that nigga

She really is a good looking gal.

ME: sniff now the haters are posting private pictures of my fucking family on their hater site? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? see what you've done, Anthony, you've officially gone too far this time with that SHIT. It's just RIDICULOUS now.

(Sniff) I heard from some pretty solid sources that this whole sub is actually Anthony with hundreds of alt accounts. Whatever, he can keep taking his shots at me, but I will never post in the same thread as that fuckin guy. Period.

If you only knew the shit this subreddit does, you'd totally be on my side sniff PERIO- ah fuck...

that would bei funny though. a whole active reddit Community just being multiple Anthony Accounts. i for One am One

I'd kill your mother to get a recent photo of her. I wanna see what a decade of Opi love does to a woman.

There was one a few days ago

Link nigga

This is pretty creepy. Almost as creepy as this.

A man with Jowls has no right to where a surfer bro necklace.

Did you really fuck up "wear" for "where?" I don't think I've ever seen that.

That is pretty god damn atrocious of me, almost as bad as me calling opie a 'man'. I apologize for both.

Lol

Hey brotherman, it must be working, Tits still gets checked out by the older broads, the older broads when he goes out and about in the city.

Wait, Opie has a lazy eye?

Every other part of him is lazy, why not his eye?

"OPIES EYE" WHOAHHHH

He is 40-something and she was 22. Tits finally landed a hot one and had to ruin her life by marrying her.

His tight leather necklace. How embarrassing.

The exact adjective I thought.

Kinda bland looking as far as the wedding stuff goes. I can see why he is super protective of her...he could never land one like that again.

patrice had to carefully tiptoe on gregshells when he suggested that he ONLY got her because of his money

I vaguely remember her (referring to Shelly) getting all antsy over Patrice saying that, claiming a bunch of hack, doe eyed shit like she really 'loved' him, that they were 'made' for one another, and he was her 'one'.

I think the room dropped the subject right there and then. Shelly is a delusional old bag to think that girl was ever attracted to him for his looks and/or personality. She could have had have had any guy she wanted, yet she chose that dunce for his money and his money alone. This might come as a surprise to Tits, but most women aren't attracted to jowls, lazy eyes, moobs, and beady rat eyes.

She could have had any guy she wanted? She's a generous 8.

Yes, but still, you get the point. She's very pretty, if she wanted to, she could have easily found some young handsome guy she actually loved, instead she settled for the sloth and his paycheck.

And Opie was talking about knocking her up for a third kid. Nothing like having an 80 year old dad at your high school graduation.

Tits in a few years.

'What, no' sniff 'she's my forever and ever, she loves me for my boyish good looks'.

No fucking way she sticks around that long. 10 years is coming up soon. Then she can take half and go find someone she actually has things in common with. Im sure she gets sick of tits when hes home all day. Thats why on the weekends they go to philly so she can hang with her friends and tits can talk about AARP with her dad.

No doubt she's sick of him. The miserable fat fuck doesn't have a single redeemable quality. He's ugly as shit, he can barely relate to people, he's perpetually miserable, and he's a psychopath. For her sake, I hope she bails and takes half of his shit with her.

Opie is an insufferable effeminate prick in public, I can't even imagine how bad it must be for his wife and family behind closed doors.

Imagine after this week. Coming home complaining about people on the internet picking on him. Anthony shredding him and to find out the reason he was in the bathroom so long was to make another poorly thought out Harry Hater vid that he guilt trips her into liking and retweeting. Id want out too. She must look at him with such disappointment.

If you listen to the most recent show he even says "we're going to Philly this weekend" with disdain in his voice. You can tell he doesn't like those trips to "Bam Town."

I havent listened since the pissing match. Ill throw it on when I go to bed.

They got into it for awhile, I'm pretty sure. Patrice argued for a long time that money absolutely factored into it, the way it factors into any relationship, and Opie flat-out refused to budge one inch.

i believe he went as far as to say that, even if he had never gone into radio, they would have found each other and fell in love anyway.

eeeeeyuck

He looks like her father, how delusional can one guy be.

When was this?

I'll search for Patrice was asking if the get girls as Opie from opie and anthony or as greg hughes. And opie swore he had game blah blah and never used the show to get chicks. Ant was full of shit that episode as well saying he doesn't need the show to get chicks. It's somewhere in this episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0mMKc0vC2I wait I dont think that the ep I think its this one https://youtu.be/M9cZ3BpLwjs

it was the show that ant had broken up with melinda and patrice came in and said something along the lines of "i'm your friend over her friend and she's about to realize what life is like without a millionaire." and then i think it goes into his ideas about what brings a woman to a man like ant and opie.

that's what i remember.

Yep this sounds right and patrice also mentioned he should date Jill. This is the episode Ant broke up with melida and patrice tells him to date Jill. I listened it wasn't that one. I think its this one when patrice gives him advice on jill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8O-SH6gmY

youre a good dude but you write really odd shit in a confusing manner

i'm not sure it could be found among those patrice videos. i'm pretty sure it was prior to nicollini and right after melinda. perhaps with references to how ant is the king of white trash women on paltalk.

there's actually a pretty good swath of shows that it could be, but that moment itself has always been in my head of the guy i never want to be. falls for all the bullshit some gold digger feeds him, gtfo.

You think it's bland but the other 2 days of his wedding were much more exciting.

Did they use a groupon to go to a nascar race?

Probably a Philadelphia Phantoms game

That's a basic cake, wife, wedding, and leather necklace. Opie is a basic bitch.

Hehe...that leather necklace is so gay. Like his ripped jeans in his 50s.

Hope my future wife looks half as good as she does. Say what you want about Opie, but he's done well there.

Probably why he took three days to marry her.

Where do you niggas live that you fawn over this basic blond? These girls are everywhere in NY; she is attractive, but she's as basic as the next one.

THANK YOU. this is generic pink faced blond to a TEE. These motherfuckers are like ant: ten year old boy ass or nothing. yuck.

being phili trash though she's probably not as stuck up and everyone only has nice shit to say about her. I'd rather date an 8 who thinks she's a 6 than an 8 who think she's a ten

Say what you want about Opie

Carry on, boys

She is lovely

No she isn't. She's balding big tittied radio hack with a turkey's pussy for a neck.

Okay, I feel like this misunderstanding is going to happen a lot now. Can't we just keep calling her Tits?

Pekkas

From what I can remember, his wedding wasn't really reported on or hounded by the paparazzi. I know he kept it all a big secret. But does anyone else think, deep inside, he wanted the press there, but none of them showed because no one really cared? That has to be driving him insane to this day.

Damn she was a baby. Give anthony shit but it's not like Opie didn't rob the cradle himself.

Opies pretty much the same age as her dad.

She looks like him.

I'd like to hold the chubby blondes hand though.

Some people say it's the best wedding they've ever been to.

Bam fucked her real nice. Still does.

I thought you guys were joking when you said his tits were bigger than hers. wheres the tits?

Check out the empties maaaahhhnnn

Tits hates tits. Everyone's tits, but his own.

He couldn't enjoy the day, Anthony never brought a gift!

The day? It was a 3-day wedding!

The internet is a helluva place; http://imgur.com/PAooyQb

I didn't know she was close with Keith the cop.

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I can't wait for BaldOpie's version

I thought he already got to some of those pics, but no, Opie just looks like shit.

I don't want to know how you obtained these.

The wedding pics were accidentally set to 'public' on a family members Photobucket account, or one of the other shitty photo sites anyway.

I do. PM me OP

Hey is that bitch Bam Margera fucked.

At least Opie is trying to keep the Aryan race going

A wedding with beer ads and radio banners. Class.

Good get booking the set from Phantasm III tho.

wow, she looks like those pics of the porn stars that have been going around before and after makeup.

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And a face

Where's Father Doris??

I love this sub.

I don't see how this wedding took three days.

Anybody wanna caption this one of the happy couple?; http://imgur.com/3zwhFLS

I have Bam's load in my hair. Smell it,pussy.

Checkin out the juiiiceeeeee with my Philly Crew

Just a tassssste!

"Sorry bam."

"Meh. Might as well."

the other broad is hot as fuck. ...i never realized how white trash tits wife looks.

Philly man.

Looks like one of you ghouls found a family member's public Facebook photo album haha

The worst part was realizing i share mutual friends with the "Philly Crew"

Where's Bam? I'm confused...

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that last pic: "duuuuh hey guys at da big bridge duuuuuuh!"

HA...creep!

I will say one thing, and you can downvote this all you want, but Opie's wife is fucking hot as fuck. I don't blame Bam in the slightest for destroying that bitch's vagina. Probably the only thing that Morning Zoo hack did right; marrying that piece of ass.

Heh Opies tits are bigger.

kind of a small wedding ring...

shes pretty and looks nice.....

What is that cake though? It looks like a bland striped building, I'd rather have the bum's cake to eat...or stomp

Some people said it was the best wedding cake they ever had....sniff

A shame the propecia made his dick too soft and impotent to give her a good fucking.

Yeah she has really small tits. Needs more tit.

Those pics were years ago, I'd love to see if she held up.

held up as in "do her tits need to be held up"?

yes.

After two kids, Lynsi's probably do, too.

lins looks stoned

Only way she could get through the wedding.

She's very pretty.

Bald Opie?

lots of detailed never before seen pics of bams wife, well done.

Why is this the first I'm seeing of these? Did she done got doxxed?

When your wife looks like that and you're worth millions of dollars you should not be a miserable whiny cunt.

It's amazing, isn't it? The dude has never had a real job, has a very pretty wife, makes more in a year than most people would ever make in their entire lifetime, and gets paid for talking to celebrities a couple of hours a day.

All of that, despite having pretty much ZERO talent and being completely uninteresting as a person.

He should wake up every fucking day and thank all of the gods that have ever been for his good fortune.

I don't know if the world has ever seen a luckier piece of shit than the Opester, yet he's always pissing and moaning about something.

What a completely hateable fuck he is.

Does anyone remember when Opie was asking the sex advice doctor (the one that Patrice teased) about how to talk your wife into having anal sex? Opie was definitely not 'asking for a friend.'

Tsss. Fawkin' halarious!

Hawt

Gregg is going to be pissed that these intimate photos were released without his permission.

How is this shit even found??

I honestly can't tell if BaldOpie did this or if he really looks that bad... I should say looked that bad, he could only have gotten worse since this.

What selfish asshole has a 3 day wedding??

I just want to know when these will be deleted off facebook, that should gives us a hint as to how many times per hour tits reads this sub.

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How the fuck did you get these....this is hilarious!

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those are some of the ugliest bridesmaids I have ever seen. His wife must be a crazy bitch, I bet she has a sex tape out there somewhere..

Is anyone else surprised that Bam's wife (Oops i mean Opie's wife) isn't on social media?

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Derby hats for phat heads. The only stompin I'd be doin is in my air force ones and from the looks of it I'd need too perr

Is this the first known picture of Father Doris everyone was looking for?

Anyone else notice she has a mini version of W.C. Fields nose? Maybe a cuter version of it?

Okay, we all dislike Opie, but let's not pretend like his wife isn't pretty. I am sure that most of us are single, losers who would love to meet a girl that pretty.

"most"?

So what exactly does one do as a guest at a three day wedding that from the pictures looks mediocre at best? By the looks of it,it wasn't hosted in some tropical paradise because that would actually make sense, but Opie prides himself on being cheap.

The Opester looking like a creepy youth minister in that cute couples pic

I just love how you all keep calling ope a her lol, did some rule get passed that I'm unaware of

When she told Jim that she needed him that day she opened her heart on the radio and cried. That was the day Opie became a she.

Calling it now, this is gonna be the post that gets this sub shut down

I fear the same thing

You are really fucked up for posting these. Fucking psycho.

but trusting a corporation with your photos is ok, if you upload something online you can only blame yourself if it gets out past who you thought would see it.

You lot are just obsessive autistic creeps. The man is on a radio show, you lot all act like he owes you something, or that he took something away from you. he didn't. He just chose to do a different kind of show, how he lives his life is his alone. If you don't like the show don't listen. Simple as that.

No she isn't. She's balding big tittied radio hack with a turkey's pussy for a neck.