Hiya fellow O&A and O&J fans!

I'd like to take a second to discuss a topic that's on the minds of many of us; "cucks".

In short, the incessant incorrect use of this word cannot be tolerated, and must cease immediately. So, let's all get a few things straight;

1. Cuck is a derivative of the word Caca.

   • Acceptable derivatives are Cucks, Cuckies, Cacalogs, Cacaloaves, Sheeahlees, Shishies, Filth, Dirts

2. Caca is phonetically pronounced "Cucka".

3. Caca is NOT pronounced "kaaah-kaaah".

4. One /u/DannyFromTheShow used the word "ka ka" in a thread the other day. This immediately set me off, as it is a type of bird, and contextually he was referring to a pile of feces (pronounced "fee-sha"), most likely Opie, but I digress.....

Other terms, and their related definitions that are often used in the same context as Caca are as follows:

Fart - This is the act of passing windage - Ex: "When I fart around the dog, she immediately jams her nose right in my shitpipe and starts huffing my farts like the dickens"

Poop - This is a more polite way of say the word Fart. - Ex: "I fuckin pooped in my father's face while he was sleeping and caught a wicked beating. Oh sheeah!"

Crap - This is an alternative way to refer to the physical caca log that one produces from their analrectus tube - Ex: "Hey mom, Happy Mother's Day! I took a crap in the sleeves of your jacket and in your cowboy boots you cunt!"

Sh!t - This is a crass, disgusting word to refer to one's cuckies. I try not to use that word, otherwise I'll get slapped in the chops. - Ex: "Ohhhh shit, I just wiped sht all over the bathroom stall at work!! LOLOLOL"*

Poo - This is the incorrect spelling of the word "Pooh". Often, you'll hear people refer to Poo when they should be saying Caca. I hope these people fuckin die. Caca, while hilarious and fun to terrorize people with in various ways, is nasty and disgusting. Trying to make it "cute" is idiotic, and I hope you my friends take it upon yourselves to choke the fuckin shit out of the little homos who use this word when they should be saying Caca. - Ex: (Correct) - "Winnie The Pooh has a friend named 'nigga', and also a donkey friend named 'Ayyyoh!'" - Ex: (Incorrect) - "HAHAHAHAH LOOK THERE'S A PIECE OF POO ON THE GROUND!!!!!!"

Well, I hope this cleared it up for everyone and lets all agree that Opie is hilarious! Have a good day!