Can we just agree that Anthony is kind of an Arab?

43  2015-12-05 by fyisah

87 comments

Anthony isn't white.

And only white people can be racists.

Therefore, Anthony isn't racist.

Anthony needs to start using this defense.

seriously, he's been a fool trying to be white when this would solve all his problems.

Syllogism checks out. :)

As an actual Arab, Anthony makes me look like Charlton Heston.

pls don't blow us up thx

I was sent here by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to investigate Opies haram breast, they are too sinful for Allah

I'd put up with seven 9/11s if Boko Haram shot Opie in the spine. Can you make that happen?

Although a Charlie Hebdo at Sirrius wouldn't be unappreciated.

Just don't kill Sway

#blacklivesmatter

As a European, can you give us like a special code-word that we can yell out when there's an attack.

Just, you know, in case it's you... You'd let one of us guys go free right?

I'm thinking something like "Ahh peckhas!"

Code word: LINGERLONGER

Some of you sockcuckas are alright.

Don't go to SiriusXM tommorah or sumthin

Alaaaaaah Peck-ahs!

Allahu Lamar

DAMN YOUUUUUU

I doubt that, and I bet your name is Usef Zaytoon.

It's probably Mohammed, most common name on earth

Nah not even close

Is it Ahmed

nope, actually it's not a traditional muslim name, so none of those.

Not in America, eurofag.

Yes in America, assumptionfag

He's a stones throw away from throwing stones

Ant looks less ethnic now than he did 10 years ago. He's doing a Michael Jackson and changing his race via surgery.

Via individually placed follicles.

Gradually bleached skin cells.

Individually placed whiter skin cells.

It's the facial hair. It suits him but it makes him look far more likely to commit some sort of heedless massacre in the name of his god.

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He's a back alley Tunisian knife fighter, to be more precise.

Corsican pimp

But even most Berbers are more white than him.

Anthony is a direct descendant of Abd al Mu'min, look at the face!

Thank goodness for Charles Martel or we'd never have Goodfellas.

The Original Hammaaaah!

I bet he dropped some hammers

Probably not. I'm Sicilian and took an DNA test. I found out that genetically I am hella French. I guess the Normans "ethnic cleansing" of remaining Arabs was pretty thorough. If only somebody would put that detail in a popular movie.

Really depends on your family, I'm Sicilian and a test said I do have small but detectable parts of Arabic and The Neeegro in my makeup. My family and Anthony seem to share some common physical features so I'm gonna say he's got at least somethin in him.

Jew hair?

Mine isn't as bad but it does get similar to his if I let it grow

Are you from the western half of the island?

Not really sure

It's a mountainous island and the east and west were pretty separated from each other. The Western half had far more contact with the Arabs than the Eastern half did. There is a higher chance someone from the east has Viking genes than they do being a neeeg.

Totally agree. Popular movies have really spouted off a ton of nonsense about Italy and Italians.

Although movies haven't focused on the truth, an article I came across did.

It actually debunked the True Romance scene using pretty solid facts.

People love to talk about how Italy was conquered by Moors (Moops?) It's far from the truth.

Check out the Article, it is definitely worth the read.

The rest of the site is meh, but this article touches on a bunch of what you're mentioning.

Sicilians making a new paragraph for every sentence, the nerve of these pretentious guineas.

Right on with that.

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Your parents probably aren't telling you something.

Naa, The French Normans were in Sicily for centuries. Most of the Crusaders were from there.

Before his father westernized his name, he was going by Yussuf Al-Qumiyah.

Anthony's not arab, he's black.

I thought Anthony's homeland was Long Island ?

'Also known as 'Al-Jazeera al-Long'' in Ant's mothertongue

He's totally Arabic. If he took a 23andMe DNA test, it'd show he's half Middle Eastern/North African, a quarter Italian, three percent Moor.

What is the other 22%?

White trash.

Correction: Long Island white trash

Ant and DiPaolo are murderously jealous of my DNA (and the entire O&A fanbase's): http://i.imgur.com/Zz1w5Vm.png

99.9 percent perfect.

Sub-Saharan African.

Yes we can agree.

agreed

Kind of?

He's eye-talian, of course he's part Moor.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Sicily

Don't read the second paragraph of the Religion section where there is no mention of all muslims being forcibly removed from the island and sent to Italy where they were later sold as slaves. Northern Italian and French settlers never moved onto their land and didn't stay there for the next 700 years. All current residents are descendants of the people who were evicted from the island in the 1200's and not from the ones that moved in after them.

Well you're a cantaloupe!

now gimme that Chesterfield you!

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Anthony is lighter than most south Italians I've seen. Everyone was completely brown when I visited Sicily

Guarantee if we look far enough into his ancestry we're going to be made to look like fools for trying to pin some acesterous hypocrisy upon him.

It'll most likely turn out that the long dead Al-Abiz Cumia will of been one of the first Arab slave lords selling the primitive negro to the white mobs of the west, and their Jewish oligarch overlords.

Thought I'd spread out the righteous hate among a few races there.

He's Sicilian and they've been raped by basically every culture that had boats, including arabs.

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What quinn appearance was it when he broke out the legendary knife fighter line?

Thank you for your service

No, we can't.

His homeland is Long Island.

I was under the impression Anthony was an American... oh wait that's right every American thinks they are Irish, Italian, Spanish or African because their family came from that country a few hundred years ago. His about an Italian as those shitems from the jersey shore

American isn't an ethnicity. As a melting pot, we're home to everyone from everywhere.

So, saying you're American doesn't give us the whole picture on who you are and what you're about.

Therefore, the Italian-American descriptor gives us family background, history and traditions that other Americans may not share.

It's a perfectly valid way of describing yourself.

He's being a goose, methinks.

Well actually A lot of American's families emigrated within the past 100 years usually around the beginning of the 20th century. The only people I know who's family has been here longer than a few generations is my Amish buddies. So other than the trust-fund douches who claim Mayflower heritage and descendants of slaves (circles i don't usually run with) your "few hundred" guess is a little off. None of my great grandparents were born in this country.

Genetic origin, you fucking idiot.

and where did the Italians come from? you go back far enough everyone is from Africa. You eggplant

You go back even further and we're all derived from the same single-celled organism. Why label anything? </retard>

OMG! Why single cell organism, you cellist! Ummm... hello! Try a collection of binding elements next time, mkay? People like you are the problem...

cantaloupe

Retarded or trolling/silly goose, which is it?

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Go suck a peckah ya commie

doof doof double guns

pls don't blow us up thx

As a European, can you give us like a special code-word that we can yell out when there's an attack.

Just, you know, in case it's you... You'd let one of us guys go free right?

I'm thinking something like "Ahh peckhas!"

I doubt that, and I bet your name is Usef Zaytoon.

DAMN YOUUUUUU