Opie's only friends are his wife's family who are all 20-30 years younger than he is.
14 2015-12-05 by [deleted]
Let that sink in for just one moment.
Also if he got the It's A Wonderful Life Treatment everyone involved would agree it'd be better if he killed himself.
13 comments
13 panjshirlion 2015-12-05
When you go back and listen to the Opie/Jimmy fight, periodically remind yourself that Opie is in his mid-50s. It makes everything even more absurd than it already is.
10 justchippinyaaaa 2015-12-05
Opie doesn't have any friends. That's why on Tuesday's show he never actually brought any examples to the table when asked about who his "close" friends were. He's a sad lonely man.
3 IggysGlove 2015-12-05
That actually got him more mad because he assumed jimmy was taking a shot at his lack of friends.
7 janedoe2893 2015-12-05
He is older than his in-laws. Child of the 80s.
18 c4203062 2015-12-05
A child in his 80's.
6 otteaux 2015-12-05
Good one bruh
5 swarrrm 2015-12-05
I doubt theyre his friends. Her brother: guys be nice to my retard senior citizen brother in law please, my sister said she'd pay us with her allowance.
2 harold_falcon 2015-12-05
It's actually kind of pathetic. For a father of 2 (allegedly, we all know they're actually Bam's kids) to be dressing in jeans with holes in them and winter hats is just pathetic.
3 plasticpaddy84 2015-12-05
A 52 year old father of 2.
3 harold_falcon 2015-12-05
Alleged father of two. I suspect Tits is and has been shooting blanks due to his psychiatric medication that has feminized him.
2 IggysGlove 2015-12-05
Guaranteed lynsi's brothers have used the phrase "would it kill the guy to pick up a check every now and then?"
1 HBK27 2015-12-05
It's very odd that he comes from a big family and the only interaction we really hear about is with his brother that he happens to bankroll a restaurant for. Have to wonder if the whole family is psychotic.
1 joomommyhappy 2015-12-05
I bet he's paying through every orifice for those "friendships".
A 4th cousin stubs a toe, Juggsy's picking up the emergency room bill. He's got to be extra generous to her side of the family at Christmas. Any ne'er-do-well relative of hers that gets a gander at his Manhattan and/or Hamptons digs has their hand out on a constant basis, I'm sure.
3 IggysGlove 2015-12-05
That actually got him more mad because he assumed jimmy was taking a shot at his lack of friends.