Opie's only friends are his wife's family who are all 20-30 years younger than he is.

14  2015-12-05 by [deleted]

Let that sink in for just one moment.

Also if he got the It's A Wonderful Life Treatment everyone involved would agree it'd be better if he killed himself.

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When you go back and listen to the Opie/Jimmy fight, periodically remind yourself that Opie is in his mid-50s. It makes everything even more absurd than it already is.

Opie doesn't have any friends. That's why on Tuesday's show he never actually brought any examples to the table when asked about who his "close" friends were. He's a sad lonely man.

That actually got him more mad because he assumed jimmy was taking a shot at his lack of friends.

He is older than his in-laws. Child of the 80s.

A child in his 80's.

Good one bruh

I doubt theyre his friends. Her brother: guys be nice to my retard senior citizen brother in law please, my sister said she'd pay us with her allowance.

It's actually kind of pathetic. For a father of 2 (allegedly, we all know they're actually Bam's kids) to be dressing in jeans with holes in them and winter hats is just pathetic.

A 52 year old father of 2.

Alleged father of two. I suspect Tits is and has been shooting blanks due to his psychiatric medication that has feminized him.

Guaranteed lynsi's brothers have used the phrase "would it kill the guy to pick up a check every now and then?"

It's very odd that he comes from a big family and the only interaction we really hear about is with his brother that he happens to bankroll a restaurant for. Have to wonder if the whole family is psychotic.

I bet he's paying through every orifice for those "friendships".

A 4th cousin stubs a toe, Juggsy's picking up the emergency room bill. He's got to be extra generous to her side of the family at Christmas. Any ne'er-do-well relative of hers that gets a gander at his Manhattan and/or Hamptons digs has their hand out on a constant basis, I'm sure.

That actually got him more mad because he assumed jimmy was taking a shot at his lack of friends.