You say odd shit to people, dude

this is my new favorite phrase

You say odd shit to people, dude

Ok, fine. That's fine.

You could've said SOMETHING

I believe you! I believe you!

Peri--

We need Opie quotes scrolling across the banner.

Agree 100%

So basically, you're all in with the oqie coffee mugs?

I wish someone would make mugs of all the underhanded and cunty shit Opie said.

Oqie quotes

We need a bald opie equivalent where every quote is slightly retarded.

No need....

It's amazing, I love how incredulous Tits was after that.

That was the best thing Jimmy said in that whole fight. Its the nicest way to say "you fucking suck at talking."

He's a good dude just says some odd shit

like what!?....like THAT!

This could be a fucking shirt...

you're a good dude

You're a good guy, but you say odd shit to people.

I needed you that day

I kind of needed you that day. Yeah, I did

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CERVIX

I could use a good cervixing.

Have you been holding on to this card or just thought of it

THERMITE FEELINGS

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT OPIE'S HEART!

You weren't there for me that day I cried on the reddit.

sniff

I been redditing since I was 18.

Let's go to snowy from Michigan, SNOOOOOOWY!

I really needed ya that day even tho we're not that close

Leave it alone.

I dont wanna

You left Travoltas head long ago. This is your home babyboy

SO GO THEN. I'M NOT FIRING YOU

We just aren't that close in that way...SNIFF

I'm just here until October.

That would be weird.

same

Period. sniff

It's fine - you do your thing we'll do ours. No problem.

Whatever mahhhn, I don't need you. I'll go do my own thing!

"were not close"........voice goes up

You post here, but you don't really post here here.

So ... what religion are you JohnTravoltasHair?

sniff

I come in here, say hi to your post every morning, and less than 50% of the time you say hello to me or even lift your head up. That's weird bro.

tsss at least you aint leavin for bad or somethin

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Then you need to gooo.

you know you won't....even if some of us finally can't stand listening to the show anymore (I'm still teetering on the edge) there will still be people here trashing Opie until the end of time

I also love how many times he said how "embarrassing" it is to say...c'mon Opie, we know you're just bring that up OVER AND OVER to call out Jimmy for the only day he wasn't "contributing"....fuck off Opie with your false humility

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT OPIE'S HEART!