The Patrice Benefit: How do you think Opie will "figure it out"?
4 2015-12-03 by michaeIcolestie
He's said he'd never appear in the same room as "that fuck", u/anthonycumiashow.
What genius plan does the Opster come up with to save face while not scorning the comics and Patrice's family?
18 comments
24 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-03
He'll have a "family emergency." Did you know that he's a father. Father father father father father father father father father father father father fahter fatter father father father farter father father father
16 satsamsit 2015-12-03
Very thoughtful of this ass to dump a wheelbarrow of greggshells into the room where everyone's come to volunteer their time for a passed friend. What a cunt.
13 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-12-03
He might go. But it's nice to know that the next two months he is going to be stressing the fuck about it.
11 PeckaSucka 2015-12-03
Hudson will have the flu, hopefully he does flake out and then Ant and all the comics have a fun time trashing Opie for pussying out and it brings a general sense of disliking of Opie among them
11 Dennyislife 2015-12-03
He's currently got Kenny looking for 13 year old girls who look old enough to trap Anthony and get him locked up.
9 panjshirlion 2015-12-03
"Figuring it out" means he'll either go or not go. He's a very smart man.
4 CookieHaid 2015-12-03
If he goes, he'll be there. Otherwise he won't be there.
6 rrussom 2015-12-03
I imagine he'll vie for ant getting outright banned from the thing
2 michaeIcolestie 2015-12-03
Judging by her latest bitchiness, if and ONLY if she had any power this would be the most likely option
1 michaeIcolestie 2015-12-03
Judging by her latest bitchiness, if and ONLY if she had any power this would be the most likely option
6 Seref15 2015-12-03
He'll eat his balls and go and not look Ant in the eye and pretend he never said it. Then he'll leave without any form of conflict resolution and, after he sees how all the comics would rather talk to Ant, he'll hopefully decide to move to Minnesota and become a midnight record jock.
6 sanfrancisco69er 2015-12-03
"Figuring it out" means deciding what excuse to use for not going. He'll probably think really hard to think of something other than "family emergency" but eventually just settle with it, even though no one cares anyway.
6 DildoBaggins75 2015-12-03
Hopefully by guzzling a bottle of rat poison.
5 urfaceisa 2015-12-03
show up and then whine later if confronted about going, and use the benefit as a weapon with some variant of "so you think we shouldn't support Patrice?"
3 3stepsbackward 2015-12-03
He'll make it all about himself and end up not going.
3 loisdenominator9 2015-12-03
He's going to "figure out" how to guilt the organizers into un-inviting Anthony. Only then will he go.
3 PhilipMarma 2015-12-03
Maybe she'll have Sam go in her place and Perisocope it so she can watch from home, all cozy with her throw pillows and Bravo on in the background.
3 SuaveRico 2015-12-03
Sorry I couldn't make it. Sniff