Greggs therapy session next week..
65 2015-12-03 by smokinswindler
Therapist: So you mentioned "some really shitty things" happening early this week. What exactly happened?
sitting with arms crossed staring out the window
ME: Im leaving ya out of it, simple as that. Ill never tell ya about it.
Therapist: You'll never tell me?
ME: No...yea...see......no!
Therapist: Why wont you tell?
ME: I dont feel like we're that close in that kind of way..
Therapist: Ok lets try something else. You were talking a few months ago about how great your radio show was going & the great chemistry between you and your partner....Jim? I think thats his name, correct?
starts stress lactating through his Pearl Jam t-shirt
ME: Leave it alone.....
23 comments
27 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-12-03
Cracked me up.
4 hookahreed 2015-12-03
Is that a real thing?
28 LilBeavis 2015-12-03
Yep - you can get Pearl Jam T-shirts almost anywhere online these days.
-1 seedlesssoul 2015-12-03
But can we get pre-lactated tshirts?
3 TheFatMosque 2015-12-03
would sell better than his "Time Square through a rainy windshield" signed photos
1 stinkskc 2015-12-03
Lol whyyyyyyy is that something he thinks is worth selling and signing
4 mrta66 2015-12-03
yes mine used to drip whenever I heard a baby crying :-|
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1 RearNakedGrope 2015-12-03
That's hot.
1 breadmoccasin 2015-12-03
My dick does the same thing.
1 Holzmann 2015-12-03
What if it was a man pretending to cry like an upset baby?
9 CookieHaid 2015-12-03
That repeated "Leave it alone." as an empty threat pisses me off:
ME: I have issues with YOU. Do you REALLY want to go there? Leave it alone.
Ant: YES, I DO want to "go there"!
ME: Leave it alone...etc.
Ant: I'm NOT gonna "leave it alone"; what issues?!?
ME: Leave it alone...leave it alone...
3 Evilblueyoshi 2015-12-03
Ant: " 'Leave it the fuck alone...' "
3 CookieHaid 2015-12-03
HA! You're right. I believe he punctuated it my slamming his palm on the desk.
2 BobMugabe35 2015-12-03
The ol "I didn't actually think you'd argue back" scenario he couldn't have predicted.
7 IggysGlove 2015-12-03
Irritable depression was the symptom. Not the condition. He is autistic with multiple learning disabilities.
But he is too wealthy for a therapist o even begin to diagnose him.
5 Nulltor 2015-12-03
I know its vogue to call everyone autistic, but Opie really isnt. Hes just a dumbass with poor social skills.
3 IggysGlove 2015-12-03
I have long maintained opie was autistic well before it was in fashion. For years and years I've been saying it.
It's really caught on in this sub like it's a joke. But opie is an aspergery ass motherfucker.
3 Nulltor 2015-12-03
Maybe you are right, but when I was a data analyst 90% of the people I dealt with (business intelligence leads, statistical analysts, database monkeys, excel monkeys) were aspergic (sp?). One of the things they have in common isnt so much that they have poor social skills; its that they are socially apathetic. They really just dont give a fuck what people think about them. Opies entire life is "Love me and pay attention to me!". Also, they all tended to be quite intelligent.
1 IggysGlove 2015-12-03
There are lots of types on the spectrum. You interacted with a very specific segment.
2 Nulltor 2015-12-03
He has Spuds Buckley syndrome
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2015-12-03
If we don't amputate the tits I'm afraid he'll keep getting dumber.
5 satsamsit 2015-12-03
Opie loves to languish in vagueries.
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0 HATER_FIGHTER 2015-12-03
Is that today's problem? That a grown man is actually seeking HELP for his issues? Some of you people, man, that's fuckin' brutal. Just STOP it already. If you don't like it, don't FUCKIN' listen. Period.