Where's everyone at with Chris DiStefano?
8 2015-12-03 by EYE8OPIE
I only know him from his show appearances and am having trouble deciding if I hate him or not. He claims he's a comedian but I have never heard him say anything remotely funny, quick-witted, etc. He's certainly not as hateable as Sherrod or Tom Papa. Please help me decide.
17 comments
8 pitstained 2015-12-03
NAAHT FUNNY, fake "my Dad's da bess lemme tell ya bout dis guy, marone!" stories. Greasy wop cornball.
7 chicken-named-mike 2015-12-03
"My dad thinks Dan Aykroyd is a faggot."
6 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-03
Is he the guy with the Tucker Max like completely fake bro stories?
3 EYE8OPIE 2015-12-03
Everything is either about his dad or Real World type stories.
2 brmlb 2015-12-03
no, that's Mark Normand
1 MartyAtThePoonTower 2015-12-03
That's it! Thanks!
3 uppity-negro 2015-12-03
AHAAAAAAA
6 bonecrushingkisses 2015-12-03
He's dumb as rocks but seems like a good guy. I've never tuned in for him and I've never tuned out because of him.
2 AsianChip 2015-12-03
He had great stories on the Bonfire ( fucking his friends mother) and Tuesdays with stories. Seems like a good guy but you are right not quick witted. I judge comedians if the can play of Jimmy and he certainly cant hold his own next to him.
4 pj530i 2015-12-03
Chris D seems like a liar to me. I dunno why. I think Mark Normand is mostly telling the truth in his stories because they're not THAT crazy and they don't come off as rehearsed as Distefano's stuff.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2015-12-03
Fuxking a 1 legged woman doggies style isn't far fetched?
1 pj530i 2015-12-03
I believe 100% he fucked an amputee. Amputees exist and presumably like to have sex.
The jokey stuff about throwing her leg over his shoulder and such may not have happened but that's just sizzle. The steak is real, IMO.
The reason I believe his sexual conquest stories is that most of them aren't super interesting.
2 rezn0r 2015-12-03
He was in the lineup for Comics Come Home in Boston a few weeks ago (which wasn't the first show I'd pick to go to, but family members got tickets) and he wasn't that bad, he was better than I expected. But so was Ray Romano. And I was almost blackout drunk.
1 PhilipMarma 2015-12-03
He's no Pete Davidson
1 bu77munch 2015-12-03
His ex gf said the same thing
1 portland_based 2015-12-03
I saw him at the cellar once. Not bad.
0 KnickedUp 2015-12-03
He's a try-hard. That's worth something.
-1 aTwinkForFez 2015-12-03
reddit is all in with the Chris Distefano