Why didn't he just snap his toe-fingers at the nearest minion to clean that? Also I have about 2 weeks of OnA reddit gold to catch up on, what a time to be alive.
What poseur style of "fashion" does this twat adhere to? Is this grunge? faux-poor? IS there a name for white long-john shirt under short-sleeve tee? He dresses like a 25-year-old in ridiculously overpriced "pre-stressed" clothing. I'm embarrassed for him.
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6 Snake_____86 2015-12-02
She must of been lactating profusely from all the attention in the last 24 hours.
5 xyniphis 2015-12-02
What kind of stupid asshole uses wet Lysol wipes to mop up a spill, what a betitted moron.
4 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2015-12-02
Why didn't he just snap his toe-fingers at the nearest minion to clean that? Also I have about 2 weeks of OnA reddit gold to catch up on, what a time to be alive.
2 IggysGlove 2015-12-02
He normally would. But he is trying to manipulate the fans into thinking he doesn't treat people like garbage.
4 UnclePaulsDayCare 2015-12-02
At least she's cleaning it up on her own instead of snapping her fingers at an intern.
2 MelvinTheCuntWrecker 2015-12-02
That's right toots, cleaning up like a woman should.
2 CookieHaid 2015-12-02
What poseur style of "fashion" does this twat adhere to? Is this grunge? faux-poor? IS there a name for white long-john shirt under short-sleeve tee? He dresses like a 25-year-old in ridiculously overpriced "pre-stressed" clothing. I'm embarrassed for him.
2 cabaretcabaret 2015-12-02
Salty tears are the worst for electronics
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1 nazereth1 2015-12-02
Telekinetic Anthony?
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1 APurpleSuit 2015-12-02
Use your sock, miss!
1 IggysGlove 2015-12-02
I guarantee he checked the photo to see how his tits looked. Probably had to take it again with less light on his boob ridge.