Let's all take a moment to thank our first responders

114  2015-12-02 by EskimoEscrow

/u/Johnniebutters
/u/JimmysLostFat
/u/Dennyislife
/u/GRIZx

You are the real most valuable players.
EDIT: @BaldOpie - For your quiet, resolved, and tireless approach to the cause, we thank you.

44 comments

shout out to my nigga /u/opiesucks he was the beginning of the crusades.

oh shucks! you do make an excellent point tho

I remember the early days when you were the most hated person on the sub. My how things have changed.

Why, nowadays I'd let that nigger shake my hand.

I was just thinking that. He must feel pretty vindicated. We should all let him jerk off on our faces as penance.

I mean, it's only fair.

As an apostle in 2012, the others gave you shit and refused to listen to your words of honesty. You were crucified, yet the tales of your deeds lived on, thus the message spoken and the non-believers soon belived.

Opie does, indeed, suck. Praise to the Lord.

exclamation point!

Are your Ant? Or one of his people?

shout out to the dumb nigger gas station clerk /u/Opiesux

Let's thank BaldOpie too. I think he has a huge role in Tits falling apart.

InBaldOpieWeTrust

On it.

You're a gentleman sir.

One asshole can make a difference.

it sure does, just ask charlie sheen

AW SHIT!

Said Sheen when he looked at his dick.

See, because he pulled it out of an asshole?

Where he got the AIDS.

yup you know it.

I'd like to thank the shit posters, the instigators, the cakestomp spammers, and the twitter trolls. We'll never forget your brave actions and we're forever indebted to you for your immediate response on this historic day.

Mission Accomplished

(or at least when Jimmy finally leaves and joins TACS)

These men are heros.

No, that's what Erock eats.

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heroes *

We got any heroes back there, Earl? I'm starving...

Anyone who cares about this shit, can't be expected to,have good grammar;

Another zinger from GregorianChantz

I remember where I was when I heard that jimmy and opie were fighting. I was watching fisting videos and masturbating.

Remember it like it was yesterday.

That was today.

i jerk to forget

Weird, seems like yesterday

The phrase 'first responders' just evokes 9/11. Today's show was like 9/11 if instead of driving the planes into buildings they flew around America dropping candy and blowjobs.

also guy who put dick in Harry Hater vid and Jason Atyeier or whatever

poor guy... he really doesn't realize that 98% of the hatred really is bc he stinks.

Nah its the only some people with multiple accounts. Opie is entertaining and people like him.

"You were right, Rupert. And we were wrong."

ME: believe me, I know my place. Ok?! I know what this is and do my own thing if it has to change. Jus figure it out. You keep thinking all that sniff

Howard is his Jerry Langford

What about the godfather, /u/Opiesucks?

@baldOpie da real MVP

Don't forget Fezzy.

/u/Dannyfromtheshow

is the real MVP

I am humbled. I just did what anyone else would do. Lets go forward with this new sense of purpose and togetherness.

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shout out to the dumb nigger gas station clerk /u/Opiesux

oh shucks! you do make an excellent point tho