'Oh honey, you forgot the gravy'

'........whatever. You do stuff too. I'm just saying. There's stuff I could say about you. There's things people tell me about you but whatever.'

'I was just saying...'

'You wanna do this? I could say things but whatever, I'll leave it there because we don't have that kind of relationship anymore. Whatever, you'll go marry somebody else, I'll go marry somebody else. We'll both be happier, what do you want me to say? If you're not gonna have my back when I've been fighting the haters all day, if you wanna side with them that's fine. I wish you well, I don't hate you but whatever. It is what it is.'

/r/writingprompts

"Mommy, why is Daddy crying?"

"LEAVE IT ALONE!"

She got multiple diapers to change today

And that's just on her husband!

Bang ... Drop ... Sigh.

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BAM!