Go back to doing your character that went over so well here.

Who the fuck cares what a nobody like you has to say ?

Boring fucking zero gives to wal mart and buys a tin of dog food. Fascinating

Impressing a talentless unfunny cunt like you isn't exactly high on my priorities

The proceeds go to http://www.slothsanctuary.com/ - what the hell isn't to love? Lighten up, you sound like a bitchier version of Opie.

Didn't read. Shut up. I want my shirt and we live in a capitalist society. If you don't want to pay them make your own Torpid Sloth Shirts. Or just don't buy them, which is also your right.

I have plenty of expendable cash and I'm going to buy them. If they don't make enough money he'll lower the prices, or not sell them anymore. Behold... the wonders of a free market.

Now just go and generally eat a cock.

see kid , i've got clout and you're a fucking zero

the point i'm making with posts is that you're a fucking nobody with nothing to say

while i'm the complete opposite

google you and nothing comes up

NOTHING

O.. Opie?

Clout? What the fuck are you talking about. How would you google me? You don't know my name.

Now stop acting like you're something when you can barely string a sentence together. What an odd thing to say.

You're a boring , uncreative , stupid little drip who hasn't done anything of any note whatsoever , who's idea of a decent comeback is your mom jokes that everybody else gave up in the playground.

Deal with it.

What are you talking about? I didn't do a mom joke. You keep using that word "stupid" a lot for somebody that cannot defend any of his points. You're obviously mentally ill since you're a fantasist, though. You're literally arguing with projections of what you hate, which you then put onto Reddit usernames.

"Hasn't done anything of any note whatsoever".

What is my name, and where do I live? How many people do I hire?

And what have you done exactly that undermines the lack of success on my behalf? (which you completely invented inside your own mind, of course)

YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT

basic reading skills don't seem to be your strong point - unlike abject idiocy*

*the high point of your education

There is nothing worse than somebody that types on reddit with an inner-monologue of a badass.

It doesn't read like that to everybody else. It's like hearing Opie try to argue.

see your post history as proof of that

No, that would be your inner-monologue again. While you're reading. You're an angry little man with a chip on his shoulder.

(Wassat?)

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You're very upset, you're very emotionally invested in what is basically a joke from Ant. Thats why they won't be available for Xmas, they're making them, but they're not in any rush to do it - the act is more important than the sales. It's a cheap "fuck you" to OPie - and a funny one.

And, for the record, I've had more shirts made with my designs on them then you've ever owned. I know the t-shirt biz inside and out, in the music business, it's a good source of income for most bands. We have a t-shirt culture, and they sell. Don't lecture me about t-shirts, little man.

is that all you've got ?

of course it is

pathetic

anything you create.. - the only things you create are boredom , apathy and incredulity at the sheer stupidity of your posts

LOL. Shoo, little boy. Go be angry somewhere else.

lol , you losers actually live for this reddit shit , hahahaa ; fagbook , faggit and twatter - the triumvirate of internet twaddle for weak minded fucking simpletons with no game

i've read the crap you sad cunts post

you spend more time on here prattling on about drivel than a bunch of 12 year old girls comparing tampons

you lot are fucking pathetic

Oh, look, he's got more to say. LOL.

it's called replying to a fucking retard on the net

like i am to you , right now

He's still going, lol.

I'm sorry, did I burst your little bubble of this campaign you're on, stopping thousands of people standing behind you and your message of butthurt? Did you think you'd be the new champion of this reddit, and everyone would look to you for wisdom and truth here?

If you're not Opie, you're doing a good impression of him, by the way.

my rep speaks for itself

who the fuck are you ?

Oh, now it's the Resume Game. LOL.

only in that microscopic organ you laughably choose to call a brain are you in any way ahead of me , retard

So much butthurt, so little substance. Keep going, this is hilarious!

it's called having a quick wit

you're just a half wit

See, I see it ass you're just another blowhard on Reddit who is obsessed with getting the last word.

If I were pathetic like you, I'd keep you going like the wind up monkey you are all night. But I'm not like you, so I'll leave you to wallow in your "rep". LOL.

Seriously, who claims "rep" on Reddit?

So you dropped your retarded shtick?

Calm down, autism.

says the dork who can't construct a coherent sentence

amazing what you can deduce from a few internet posts ,

holmes i can deduce you're a moronic dribbling cretin with the iq of a squashed tomato

Take your meds, drooling retard.

i'm not on anything

apart from adrenaline

Oh, that explains the out of control mental illness. Kay.

Ew

the dork who can't construct a coherent sentence

Says the fuckface who didn't use capitalization or punctuation correctly.

probably best if you leave the thinking to people who are actually capable of cogent reasoning

trawling through the crass moronic drivel you spew , it's irony you dare to criticize anyone's grammar .

i tower above you intellectually , you're the mental equivalent of frog spawn

the crass moronic drivel you spew

I think you're posting comments like this in the wrong sub, pal.

take a lot more than these morons to bother an internet legend like me

You're truly a psychotic asshat, sir.

Are you a member of the Philly Crew?

Can't be, rumor has it that they're still out looking for Father Doris

Yeah those shirts are hilarious, and pretty much ruins Ant's "hey im just defending myself" attitude.

God, what I'd give for Esther to go into O&J tomorrow and ask about those shirts... I'd love to hear Jimmy try and tell Opie it's not what he thinks.

Impressive rant...for a 13 year old. Hello Benjamin.

JUST CHIPPIN YA!

Shut up. The torpid sloth graphic shirt is original and wearable, it goes to charity and it's a fuck you to Tits. It's fine.

Bobo will be reading out his colin quinn tweets to his family all wearing the t-shirts next year. So worth it.

Mr. Maloonigans is wearing his own greggshell tshirt aaawwwrroite.

Anyone who buys this shirt and wears it out in public completely lacks any sort of self respect or dignity.

Could be said of any O&A merch.

Agree 100%

You know you don't have to buy one

Don't buy one then

Don't want or like the shirts? Don't buy one and move the fuck on.

Yes, we know that Anthony doesn't have a cotton gin. He doesn't sew. Who cares?

Lighten up Francis!

Anyone who goes on a long two paragraph rant about such t-shirts has no self respect.

Says the frialator guy. Hey buddy, those sides aren't going to prep themselves. Skate or die bro!

Ahh yes continue to obsess about something I did in my 20s and haven't done for years. I'm certain I make more than you today.

How's living with your mother anyway?

Spleenless creepy skater man child still listens to opie radio, haha you're more pathetic than I thought.