So Opie & Jim agree, you're all a bunch of no lives scumbags . . .

3  2015-12-01 by gsbird1065

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A self serving worm and delusional hack have a negative opinion about me? Yeah I think I'll be ok.

The amount of time I've spent of this sub after Danny started spilling the beans is embarrassing. Throw in todays events its only going to get worse, so yeah, I'm going to agree with them.

That's embarrassing?

I've been here for six months! I'm not funny, clever or not fat.

I don't tell anyone I know I do this shit. It's like a fucking prison sentence that I'm choosing to do.

I know how you feel

We're scumbags until Tits has an autographed coffee mug to sell or Jimmy has a mediocre at best comedy special to shill. Don't get it twisted folks.

No, you're scumbags even then.

What, you gonna squirt?

They're right.

Mean jokes, rude insinuations, and remote psychologizing about people you only know from their appearances in media—these are very poor investments of the limited time we're granted on this urf.

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If we were well-adjusted, fully living people we'd at the very least try to offset our wasteful vices with positive, life-affirming behaviors, e.g., supporting our wives' concierge-shopping and nuisance-lawsuit addictions, or taking it in the ass from men with rock-hard, vein-lashed "breasts."

To life! Wæs hæil!

You're here too bro

That I am.

I won't disagree.