The Future Timeline in the Opie and Anthony Universe
1 2015-12-01 by unclepaul84
October 2016- Opie and Jim Norton is cancelled by Sirius XM
March 2017- Lynsi leaves Tits and takes the kids. She waits until March to not make the gold digging obvious.
July 2017- On the 3 year anniversary of Anthony's firing Opie and Anthony shockingly reunite. Tits joins Anthony on the "Opie and Anthony Network" formerly known as TACS. Tits had nowhere else to go and Anthony is losing money like crazy on his network. Jimmy isn't full time but stops in frequently.
May 2018- Anthony fires Tits after several arguments on the "direction of the network.
June 2018- Gregg Hughes commits suicide at the age of 70. This sub goes into retirement. Anthony's network continues with modest success. Jimmy gains a ton of weight and becomes a struggling comedian with occasional extra work in movies.
17 comments
8 Mud- 2015-12-01
I'm all out on futuristic fan fiction.
-1 FrunkisOA 2015-12-01
I'm with this guy, at least put some effort and... You know, humor?
1 truthie 2015-12-01
How about you take your own advice, character.
8 ChipperClegane 2015-12-01
November 2016- Jimmy relapses and has the seventh beer in his life.
3 MefLeppard 2015-12-01
Mocking Jimmy's "addict" past will never fail to earn an upvote from me.
6 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-12-01
Jim outs himself as an IRL faggot to Salon & Jezebel. Still, no one cares. The continued lack of validation sends him back into a downward spiral of Tylenol 3, Marijuana cigarettes, & frantically edging to Lindy West.
2 ShetUp 2015-12-01
You forgot Bob Kelly choking on his own mass being the thing that reunites them.
2 MefLeppard 2015-12-01
"We've got an orca suit and a gigantic coffin to buy" -Attell
1 unclepaul84 2015-12-01
Your right. Good call
2 Binski13 2015-12-01
Alright now a story from the multiverse in which Ant never got fired.
2 gmus 2015-12-01
The show is the same as this one save the Stangles and add an extra laugh or two plus a daily race rant.
2 nazereth1 2015-12-01
Day 1 subscriber to the Gregg Hughes Show on the Gregg Hughes Network.
2 stinkskc 2015-12-01
Boo!
2 nazereth1 2015-12-01
Bravo.
2 QuantumDice 2015-12-01
"becomes"?!?!?
2 JesusLesnar 2015-12-01
The hate train will never stop. Everyone from the show could die tomorrow and we'll just sit here complaining about how their deaths weren't painful enough.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2015-12-01
January 2nd 2016, I kill myself and fail to see if your prophecy comes true, good luck?
0 [deleted] 2015-12-01
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