This man is 60, thinks it's still "counter culture" to ride bikes (50 years after Easy Rider), plays in a U2 tribute band, has a podcast with less fans than a malignant tumor, and believes that the blackety-black-black man is a savage. The balls.
As far as an actual depiction of war, none are better than Saving Private Ryan. I have seen the opening Omaha Beach scene probably 50 times and I still get nervous at the beginning.
Of course when Brother Joe wants to impart some wisdom upon the kids it's with a movie. Forget books or real world experiences, you gotta form your character through media that requires the least amount of effort to absorb and can be conveniently consumed in two and a half hours so you don't have to think about it when it's over
The state of Joe Cumia's syntax. Nobody THINKS entitlement gives them something. 'Entitlement' is the state of thinking you should be given something, and the self-unawareness that comes with it.
This dope rambles and it doesn't make sense from a logical or grammatical standpoint. I bet he watched that movie and really felt like he was in the trenches. He saw it and thought "I've been through heck, these guys on twitter don't even know what they're talking about because I watched a fake movie about war."
So basically his point was "you guys are pussies, be real men and watch a Hollywood blockbuster that depicts combat" as a way to really show everyone you've got brass nuts.
YOU TELL EM JOE! I SERVED THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS IN THE GRENADAN WAR AND I STILL HAVE FLASHBACKS! SOMETHING THESE KIDS WITH THEIR IPHONES AND THEIR GAME BOYS WON'T EVER UNDERSTAND!!
wow, his FB and twitter is like Ant with all humor removed and racism turned up. He keeps posting fucking graphs about black people committing crime. He should instead worry about his fat heart giving out
There is nothing, nothing, nothing more entitled than the baby boomers. Millenial entitlement is mildly annoying, baby boomer entitlement literally fucked up the planet.
Yup. Im a millennial. Left school when I was 16 to work full time, humped shit to support myself, went to university as an adult, humped even more shit to support myself while getting my grades to the point I could do honors and a masterate. Now I have a full time job and a part time job.
Oh, you pretend to be in a rock band while your brother pays your bills? Please teach me about responsibility.
Did you cry at the end, when hes standing at the grave with his family? Did a single tear roll down your cheek? Do you collect Hallmark cards too? Child
Who doesnt? I'm only a couple of years older and they make Gen X look like kraut killing supermen. Definitely the most entitled generation in the western world who offer NOTHING. Baby boomers were flakes but at least the culture was vibrant. Look at Millenial culture.
This fake tough guy idiot regurgitating sentiments all of his dumb old friends say. The military consists mostly of millenials. Dick head that pretends to be the U2 bassist for a living.
The majority of the boomers I know who would spout this kind of nonsense are going on their second heart attack while dealing with their obesity induced diabetes and sleep apnea. They'll believe anything they are fed by cable news and still have to call the "Geek Squad" to solve basic computer issues.
I will wait until I'm sixty when I am still eating healthy and not believing everything I hear on TV. You think at 60 I'll be yelling at the TV because some random politician is or is not wearing an American Flag pin? Maybe I'll be worried about Jade Helm 2.0 for some inexplicable reason?
WOW! Brother Joe saw Saving Private Ryan, he was really in the shit. When you're leaching in your little brothers surround sound movie theater it must really feel like you're an actual war hero for a couple hours.
That's right, Bro Cum is a REAL man who worked for every penny he has, unlike all of these entitled millennial pussies. A movie starring Tom Hanks about WWII proves that! Brocum really telling it how it is! What a clueless fucking faggot.
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68 GRIZx 2015-11-30
Says the guy who has his brother pay his mortgage.
25 TedzEmporiumEmporium 2015-11-30
lol, you can't get more entitled than having your entire life paid for by your millionaire brother.
21 TriangleDimes 2015-11-30
"Sons of Anarchy should be required viewing for anyone who thinks they're a tough guy." Thanks you 60 year old man who dresses like a roadie.
7 holodog 2015-11-30
*kid brother
54 KingTutsstache 2015-11-30
This man is 60, thinks it's still "counter culture" to ride bikes (50 years after Easy Rider), plays in a U2 tribute band, has a podcast with less fans than a malignant tumor, and believes that the blackety-black-black man is a savage. The balls.
27 sk00ks 2015-11-30
babbys first war film
-3 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
Name a better one
11 peckaseverywhere 2015-11-30
equal or better: platoon, full metal jacket, come and see, apocalypse now, patton, deer hunter, band of brothers, the pacific.
Saving Private Ryan is one of the best, but comes close to cornball at parts.
5 stevex42 2015-11-30
As far as an actual depiction of war, none are better than Saving Private Ryan. I have seen the opening Omaha Beach scene probably 50 times and I still get nervous at the beginning.
2 kapitol_dig 2015-11-30
We Were Soldiers was pretty goddamn good and close to reality.
9 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-11-30
Birth of a Nation.
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27 whatisthishere 2015-11-30
Italians were on the other side of that war.
0 telemecanique 2015-11-30
have an upvote!
26 PigsArePunished 2015-11-30
"Entitlement" doesn't even make sense in the context he used it in. This is just the lazy regurgitation of a borderline t-shirt slogan for approval.
Joe reminds me of the poor fuck in this sketch from an old british comedy show called "Big Train", but without evoking any of the sympathy.
4 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Big train ruled
2 TheAmazingPearl 2015-11-30
I'm sick of entitlement walking around here with a big head!
-3 Drunken_Wizard23 2015-11-30
r/im14andthisisdeep
26 Z-Tay 2015-11-30
My grandfather fought in WW2 for Joe to have the freedom to couch surf in his brother's mansion.
22 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2015-11-30
Now that is a MANS man.
12 doxxbrown 2015-11-30
Yeah, maaaaannnn.
They should all watch Sons of Anarchy too.
2 shell_walker 2015-11-30
them bitches are property
12 Genericscreen 2015-11-30
Of course when Brother Joe wants to impart some wisdom upon the kids it's with a movie. Forget books or real world experiences, you gotta form your character through media that requires the least amount of effort to absorb and can be conveniently consumed in two and a half hours so you don't have to think about it when it's over
11 K1bbler 2015-11-30
That is the kind of dumb shit Opie would say if he wasn't a pussy that's unable to formulate his own opinions.
11 TotallyNotObsi 2015-11-30
Yes, watching a war movie totally gets rid of people's entitlement.
11 gchames 2015-11-30
He looks like the white burglar you see in every commercial for home security systems
10 onemancrimespree 2015-11-30
The state of Joe Cumia's syntax. Nobody THINKS entitlement gives them something. 'Entitlement' is the state of thinking you should be given something, and the self-unawareness that comes with it.
This dope rambles and it doesn't make sense from a logical or grammatical standpoint. I bet he watched that movie and really felt like he was in the trenches. He saw it and thought "I've been through heck, these guys on twitter don't even know what they're talking about because I watched a fake movie about war."
So basically his point was "you guys are pussies, be real men and watch a Hollywood blockbuster that depicts combat" as a way to really show everyone you've got brass nuts.
10 holodog 2015-11-30
YOU TELL EM JOE! I SERVED THIS GREAT NATION OF OURS IN THE GRENADAN WAR AND I STILL HAVE FLASHBACKS! SOMETHING THESE KIDS WITH THEIR IPHONES AND THEIR GAME BOYS WON'T EVER UNDERSTAND!!
9 MozgNet 2015-11-30
wow, his FB and twitter is like Ant with all humor removed and racism turned up. He keeps posting fucking graphs about black people committing crime. He should instead worry about his fat heart giving out
8 silks322 2015-11-30
What branch of the service did "Brother Joe" serve in?
3 CoayBay 2015-11-30
Ant mentioned one time that he was in the army and served in the 82nd but it could be baloney
2 kapitol_dig 2015-11-30
His facebook says he moved to Ft. Bragg in '79 (home of the 82nd). But that could be baloney, too.
1 biobotX1 2015-11-30
W.A.C. Womens auxiliary corps for all you shitbrains
7 myRrribz 2015-11-30
Kids today!!! Right guys?
7 aprosbro 2015-11-30
There is nothing, nothing, nothing more entitled than the baby boomers. Millenial entitlement is mildly annoying, baby boomer entitlement literally fucked up the planet.
1 bizzlbone 2015-11-30
"We're the chosen generation! We're fed up with all of your bullshit" they said to their WW2 veteran parents
6 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Jesus that movie stunk. Sentimental fucking drivel.
8 aaron91325 2015-11-30
Found the millennial, Bro Jo! Get em!
-4 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Yup. Im a millennial. Left school when I was 16 to work full time, humped shit to support myself, went to university as an adult, humped even more shit to support myself while getting my grades to the point I could do honors and a masterate. Now I have a full time job and a part time job.
Oh, you pretend to be in a rock band while your brother pays your bills? Please teach me about responsibility.
4 cracked6 2015-11-30
Wow, it is hard to come off as a bigger douche than Joe...but you found a way, bravo.
1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
I always knew I could do it, im number one!
6 jfral 2015-11-30
The opening sequence is brilliant tho.
1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Its aight, but even that has some incredibly hammy moments. Spielberg should stick to movies about dinosaur theme parks.
0 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
Joseph Cumia might be a dumb emotional faggot, but you're still a worse cunt than him.
1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
I probably am, I know very little about Joe except he has the same taste in movies as a 12 year old. What makes me so bad?
-1 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
I get you don't like Joe, but trying to insinuate that Saving Private Ryan is a bad movie is just fucking retarded. Eat shit and die faggot.
-1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Did you cry at the end, when hes standing at the grave with his family? Did a single tear roll down your cheek? Do you collect Hallmark cards too? Child
2 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2015-11-30
But.. but.. da old man got da sads!!
Commie!!!
(When he salutes I can't decide if I want to throw up, throw myself off a building or beat my pregnant wife)
1 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
You're a bad dude man, you don't take any gunk.
0 CumiasTheBeesKnees 2015-11-30
You know it!!!
I have seen EVERY episode of Sons of Anarchy!
I play the bassoon in a Pet Shop Boys tribute band too...
1 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
You're a bad dude man, you don't take any gunk.
1 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
What does this even fucking mean? Kill yourself, autistic retard.
1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
You seem really upset. Did I hurt your feelings?
1 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
Yes
6 WilliamTellAll 2015-11-30
had to check and make sure this wasnt on /r/forwardsfromgrandma
6 nomorecompromise 2015-11-30
Haha The Tom Hanks flick? I suppose Passion of the Christ should be mandatory for all Atheists also.
Millennial is unappreciative, watches big budget 90's war movie, is now appreciative, the end.
5 Z-Tay 2015-11-30
Don't worry about old man Joe, Saving Private Ryan just gets him nostalgic. It reminds him of his salad days.
5 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2015-11-30
He really does hate those millennials huh?
0 biobotX1 2015-11-30
Who doesnt? I'm only a couple of years older and they make Gen X look like kraut killing supermen. Definitely the most entitled generation in the western world who offer NOTHING. Baby boomers were flakes but at least the culture was vibrant. Look at Millenial culture.
1 check_checkerson 2015-11-30
U are like so different bruh
5 aprosbro 2015-11-30
Thankyou for your service.
4 KennethFresno 2015-11-30
This fake tough guy idiot regurgitating sentiments all of his dumb old friends say. The military consists mostly of millenials. Dick head that pretends to be the U2 bassist for a living.
4 worksaf 2015-11-30
The majority of the boomers I know who would spout this kind of nonsense are going on their second heart attack while dealing with their obesity induced diabetes and sleep apnea. They'll believe anything they are fed by cable news and still have to call the "Geek Squad" to solve basic computer issues.
Hardly a generation I would like to emulate.
1 biobotX1 2015-11-30
Just wait till your 60...
1 worksaf 2015-11-30
I will wait until I'm sixty when I am still eating healthy and not believing everything I hear on TV. You think at 60 I'll be yelling at the TV because some random politician is or is not wearing an American Flag pin? Maybe I'll be worried about Jade Helm 2.0 for some inexplicable reason?
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3 telemecanique 2015-11-30
hahahaha what a dolt.
2 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2015-11-30
Did badass BroJo ever enlist? Is better than us BroJo a veteran?
2 EYE8OPIE 2015-11-30
He's starting a military cos-play/reenactment group. Nothing original for Bro Joe
2 chargersfan3421 2015-11-30
WOW! Brother Joe saw Saving Private Ryan, he was really in the shit. When you're leaching in your little brothers surround sound movie theater it must really feel like you're an actual war hero for a couple hours.
1 biobotX1 2015-11-30
Smoke a bowl and watch in home theatre. It's really close...
2 Zenaesthetic 2015-11-30
That's right, Bro Cum is a REAL man who worked for every penny he has, unlike all of these entitled millennial pussies. A movie starring Tom Hanks about WWII proves that! Brocum really telling it how it is! What a clueless fucking faggot.
2 aaron91325 2015-11-30
Ever since someone pointed out that Bro Jo's eyes are closed behind his tough guy shades, it's all I can think of when I see his stupid avatar.
2 Suvario 2015-11-30
http://notu2.com/ - The coolest website on the internet.
I know what your thinking, oh he probably just haven't updated the site in 20 years, but nope you will find 2016 2U tour dates there...
1 KR1288 2015-11-30
When Brother Joe stormed the beaches of Normandy he was so brave...
Oh wait.
1 chris2webby 2015-11-30
Brother Joe stormed the beaches of Mediocrity
1 halareous 2015-11-30
DVV DVV GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION DVV DVV
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-2 jamieblake 2015-11-30
I actually agree with this gaylord on this one
-4 KenFrezno 2015-11-30
What's douche chilly about that?
1 Nulltor 2015-11-30
Its aight, but even that has some incredibly hammy moments. Spielberg should stick to movies about dinosaur theme parks.