Tits is going to make nice with Anthony at The Patrice O'Neal Benefit.

0  2015-11-27 by [deleted]

If for no other reason, than he thinks it will get most of you off his back.

Also, as far as this benefit, who is it benefiting exactly? Why are we fans supposed to pay for his dumb girlfriend's bills for 4+ years?

Is next years benefit going to buy Von an in-ground pool? Its ridiculous how women never get called out for being complete social parasites.

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Patrice is cursing them all in the afterlife

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL Y'ALL NIGGAS ABOUT PUSSY"

Well the money that goes to his mom I think is a good cause, she seems like a nice lady

I don't know if anything changed since the first one but I raised $13K+ with gig poster sales under the assumption that this money would be going to the people that Patrice loved most in his life. His mom, Von and Von's kid. Multiple times I had tried to split the money between the two parties (since that's where I was told it was going) and was told that wouldn't be happening and was basically forced to write the check in full to his mother, which was fine but I felt terrible for Von.

On a side note, Bobby and Bill both refused to put up the cost of the posters, which I happily did myself out of my own pocket. I think the total cost was somewhere around $4K. I guess that was too rich for their blood. I handled everything myself actually. From commissioning the artist to securing the print shop. Handled all the online sales, merch table, shipping, returns, customer service...everything. The poster was Bobby's idea. I wasn't running to him looking for a side project. Neither Bill nor Bobby ever thanked me for any of it and all I ever got in return was grief. Bobby actually called me incessantly after the fact looking for "numbers" for accounting. I lost my mind on him in the middle of a MicroCenter after he called me yet again looking for better "numbers" after I supplied him with a very sufficient spreadsheet reflecting costs. The fact that he thought I was skimming off the top disgusted me. That was the last time I spoke to Bobby.

If I knew it was going to end like that, I would have handed out the cash myself. Hell, technically it was mine anyway. All collected in my name. I told Bobby to set up an account so I DIDN'T have to deal with all of it in my name. He/They never did.

"For all you do, fuck you".

At least it was a sweet poster. http://imgur.com/VfCocTr Useless Trivia: It was originally designed as a handbill. The spaceship is there to represent the Sci-Fi channel discussion, which was absolutely aces :)

"No good deed goes unpunished."

Dammit I bought a variant. Should've bought both.

Maybe I'll sell you mine. I can't even enjoy looking at the fucking things anymore.

Is it weird that ur pretending to be Danny and no one is biting? Not going as u planed,is it?

I think it's weirder somebody would pretend to be me.

If this is Danny, I hope you die. If this is someone pretending to be Danny, I hope you fucking die.

It's not Danny. He never liked the fans (nor did they like him) and he's not trashing the show, so there's no reason for him to be here.

If I post a picture, how stupid will you feel?

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If you had a picture to post you would've just done it.

You mean like this? http://imgur.com/WhL4Iem

Ain't that some shit.

you gotta write the date on it though, dude.

No. No I don't.

How much of this subreddit do you follow? Out of all the crazy theories and speculation presented on here what struck you as the most surprisingly true...where you went "how the fuck did they know that?" Also, do you have any good as specific and detailed as possible Opie stories. Also, do you think Opie has any talent?

I think Opie's Twitter banner is very apropoS. Victoriously holding a microphone to a crowd of nobody fits like a glove.

I don't follow it at all. If anything, when I started seeing fans point out Opie things that the rest of us were screaming about to each other for YEARS I was like, holy shit finally. How did nobody see this until now??

Sure, there's stories. :}

**Edit for the racist grammar Nazi.

I think Opie's Twitter banner is very apropo.

Or apropos. I thought Jews were supposed to be intellectual.

Makes sense. Not a jew.

Also not smart.

These are the things you post.

http://imgur.com/Xyc4yb7

Nothing screams superior intelligence like a blazing racist. You don't deserve my attention and this is the last of it you'll receive.

Care to give us a taste of one or two Opie stories? Just a taste, a lil taste

Hmmmm. I think this one was out there before but whatever...

So we do the O&A Animation Festival. Went off great, felt like a new, fun and creative annual event for us. Well, Op decides it's time to do another animation festival. I was tasked with getting the numbers together for management. Everything worked fine on paper, until Op demanded a $10K appearance fee for the event. In other words, he wanted extra money i.e. get paid.. to go to his own event.....which was his idea. Now, while that didn't bankrupt the event, if Ant & Jim found out Op was getting 10 grand just to SHOW UP, they would surely request this fee as well. Now that DID put the kibosh on it. The fact that there was never a second festival goes to show that Op's fee was more important to him than the actual event itself.

So if anybody wants to know why there was never a SECOND O&A Animation Festival, that's it.

did you ever ask him about why or tell him that what he was doing was fucking it up? Did and or jim comment on that event at any point? Do you have any good stories you haven't heard before on here....with lots of details!!! :)

lol

alright. well people can still doubt it then.

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON,

If I take the picture with my username, it's NOT me. If I take the picture with the date, it IS me.

Fawkin' HATERSSSS..

well people were still saying its not you(I thought it was but after that comment I'm not so sure), but a picture with the username and date would be unarguable.

From a pure graphic design point of view they're very shitty posters. It's the laziest type of minimalism. Patrice deserved better than this hack work.

Sorry it didn't agree with your tastes. The artists name is Tyler Stout. Maybe you'll enjoy some of his other works.

Sorry, I'm too busy being a fan of real illustrators like NC Wyeth and Frederic Remington, I don't have time for some talentless hack loved by hipster faggots.

I don't have time

you clearly have plenty

Never heard of either of those homos.

Been reading through this whole ama ordeal... This was the first laugh haha

If its his mom, thats fine.

Why does the kid need money? Go get a job at CVS and go to a state college on loans like everybody else.

But fuck any money going to his ex girlfriend, and some kid that wasn't even his. It's almost like he's being financially cucked after his death.

I think the benefits are still mostly tailored towards helping the kid, but yeah... what they're trying to milk from patrice's tits has long since spoiled... I mean most of his organic parts have decomposed by now

"The kid?" You mean the one that Von had with another dude before Patrice? It's really confusing, this isn't how "benefits" work. Much like black people (and white-trash) and welfare, benefits are not meant to be a lifelong solution, they are meant for "Temporary assistance" to get your shit together and get a job. I fully support donating money (taxes) to someone too old/retarded/handicapped to work for a living, but this is just absurd

There should be one benefit concert. To pay for the funeral and make sure his mother is ok for her bills for awhile. If Mrs O'Neal wants to run some tribute shows with his friends that's ok. But Von asking the fans for money has become her job and it is disgusting.

Patrice's mom is definitely too old to work and the one I feel for in this situation. That's understandable that he might have been giving her money to live well off of (which all sons should do if they can), which is above her means, but he was never expecting to die before her, so now how is she going to pay these bills? Did Patrice ever have a child with Von? Is a 2 bedroom NJ apartment that expensive these days?

Hey you guys are forgetting the book she wrote completely separate from anything having to do with Patrice!

I wouldn't care if this was going to his mom. No Patrice did not have any children with Von, she already had a daughter when she met him. Plus they were only together a couple years.

Von's failed singing career

Also, as far as this benefit, who is it benefiting exactly? Why are we fans supposed to pay for his dumb girlfriend's bills for 4+ years?

We've been over this.

Reguardless they should let people purchase their tickets with job applications.

LEAVE IT ALONE!

If you listen to Anthony's free show you'll hear that everyone from Jimmy to Ron to The Skanks are all in full support of him making nice with Tits at the benefit. Ant's cowardice really disgusts me as much as anything Opie has ever done.

why would they not be in support of it? and is it cowardice for sure? if someone did to me what op did to ant i wouldnt wanna see that piece of shit either.

Read it again.

okayyy....yup thats what I thought it said. Why would anyone from Jim to Ron to the LOS guys give a fuck if Anthony was friends with Opie again? What harm would it do them at all? And if I was Ant I personally wouldnt even wanna see him. but not because I was scared, because hes a scumbag faggot. What else are you trying to say that I'm not getting?

I think it was succinctly summed up in the first comment.

ok..so what was I supposed to get from reading it again that wasnt obvious in my response?

The fact that Ant is willing to just forget about Tits fucking him over and be his pal again, and that his "friends" are all encouraging him to do it.

Theyre 50 + years old, what are they gonna fight? I'm sure he doesnt wanna be friends with Opie, but if he's gonna go to the benefit and Op's gonna be there, what else is he gonna do? I really dont think its that cowardly either way.

He's been having nightmares about a plate of cockroach-laden eggs hitting the wall