What kind of asshole doesn't look happy when taking a selfie with a Giraffe?

20  2015-11-27 by [deleted]

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ME: Where are we at with the Giraffes, Jim Norton? I'm liking them.

Jim: Stupid long necked zeros.

ME: I hate giraffes too. It's weird how me and Ant and Jimmy always have the same stories and opinions. Alright let's go to break with some Caitlyn Jenner audio. Coming up we've got Sherrod Small on the line, SHERRAD.

He has said a few times that zoos are terrible and that animals shouldn't be caged up and displayed. I'm assuming he was forced to be there by Serbian mobsters after they hacked his YouTube account and threatened to delete it. A hypocrite Opie is not...

Haha that's a hilarious scenario. The movie Ransom but with tits YouTube account.

me: GIVE ME BACK MY YOUTUBES ACCOUNT, Hudson get out of frame I'm trying to get this response video VIRAL just a little bit.

Yes, like the movie Ransom, but also the word ransom.

Well I was going for the quote, give me back my son

I think you're quoting The Woodsman, no?

It probably reminded him of that photoshopped XM picture where he had a giraffe neck. He's never forgiven the guy who did that, you know? Not everyone gets blessed with the Opster's forgiveness when they don't do right by him.

The same kind of asshole that knows people only like him because he has a radio show, and millions of dollars.

*pretend to like him

I've seen him smile with an elephant, hippo and mole. But maybe that was just because it was in studio.

Even at the zoo, he is alone. *Check out the empty man

He's just being a cool and aloof child of the 80s, bro. Giraffe?... meh, seen it. in hudsons coloring book i stole

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He attempted like 37 pictures to get it right, and posted a few to Instagram, we only know of the one, because it's BaldOpie's Bat-Signal

a person who calls themselves Opie