Opie's 'Boy' #SRS #NoHopeWithOp

4  2015-11-27 by jasonayeiter

29 comments

this young boy's name is Samuel. Samuel eats only one chicken finger per day and sleeps on a floormat
He also laughs like Salacious Crumb, so he is punched in the face frequently

your donation of just 5 dollars will provide this spaghetti-headed capuchin with enough nutritious food to keep him alive for several weeks

He also laughs like Salacious Crumb

Lmao.

I'm all in with Jabba's pleasure skiff.

ROLAND! YO RORO! Where ya at with eating a weird frog and raping Carrie Fisher?

Sam looks like a creature that asks weary travelers questions in order for them to cross the bridge he resides under.

I'm not sure what's worse -- his hair or the fact that he's losing it?

That move to nights Is fucking up his equilibrium

He looks like he's pleading for his life right before being executed by Tits

kill it with fire

Where is the frame that ISIS enters?

topical

JUST

Don't Go Home With Op

He thinks he looks like young Shawn Michaels lol.

His mom just said that to try and relate to his hobby so they could share a moment. She doesn't know who the Heartbreak Kid is.

He said that?

When he interviewed Shawn, Sam told him he gets it alllll the time.

da fuck is wrong wit dat nigga mout?

He has a Homer Simpson mouth.

I hope Sam goes to TACS/N.

Sam looks like he hasn't ate a veritable since the early 90's

His favorite vegetable is Mac & Cheese

How you want your aftershow fam?

Nice hair, Postshow Bob.

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Someone please make a @BaldNotSam account.

Sideshow Bob.

They once said he looks like Christian Bale lol

Looking at /u/notsamwastaken is one of the most unpleasant experiences one can have. I really liked Sam on the show (he sucks a Syrian refugee camp worth of dicks now that he's a solo show) but holy fuck is he hideous.

He has a Homer Simpson mouth.