this young boy's name is Samuel. Samuel eats only one chicken finger per day and sleeps on a floormat He also laughs like Salacious Crumb, so he is punched in the face frequently
Looking at /u/notsamwastaken is one of the most unpleasant experiences one can have. I really liked Sam on the show (he sucks a Syrian refugee camp worth of dicks now that he's a solo show) but holy fuck is he hideous.
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21 kungfuego 2015-11-27
this young boy's name is Samuel. Samuel eats only one chicken finger per day and sleeps on a floormat
He also laughs like Salacious Crumb, so he is punched in the face frequently
10 BestGetOutOfMoyWay 2015-11-27
your donation of just 5 dollars will provide this spaghetti-headed capuchin with enough nutritious food to keep him alive for several weeks
5 breadmoccasin 2015-11-27
Lmao.
3 iamcolinquim 2015-11-27
I'm all in with Jabba's pleasure skiff.
2 breadmoccasin 2015-11-27
ROLAND! YO RORO! Where ya at with eating a weird frog and raping Carrie Fisher?
19 Darth____Vader 2015-11-27
Sam looks like a creature that asks weary travelers questions in order for them to cross the bridge he resides under.
9 Battler4321 2015-11-27
I'm not sure what's worse -- his hair or the fact that he's losing it?
1 stinkskc 2015-11-27
That move to nights Is fucking up his equilibrium
6 DRIPSCBW 2015-11-27
He looks like he's pleading for his life right before being executed by Tits
4 -Palaver 2015-11-27
kill it with fire
4 Patmcpsu 2015-11-27
Where is the frame that ISIS enters?
3 1reallycoolopotamus 2015-11-27
topical
3 BoboOrban6 2015-11-27
JUST
3 braunheiser 2015-11-27
Don't Go Home With Op
3 KennethFresno 2015-11-27
He thinks he looks like young Shawn Michaels lol.
2 onemancrimespree 2015-11-27
His mom just said that to try and relate to his hobby so they could share a moment. She doesn't know who the Heartbreak Kid is.
2 stinkskc 2015-11-27
He said that?
1 KennethFresno 2015-11-27
When he interviewed Shawn, Sam told him he gets it alllll the time.
3 blackirishlad 2015-11-27
da fuck is wrong wit dat nigga mout?
1 gaceysbasement 2015-11-27
He has a Homer Simpson mouth.
3 dom650 2015-11-27
I hope Sam goes to TACS/N.
2 SlimWiggins 2015-11-27
Sam looks like he hasn't ate a veritable since the early 90's
1 SlimWiggins 2015-11-27
His favorite vegetable is Mac & Cheese
2 lelnonnymoose 2015-11-27
How you want your aftershow fam?
2 Radank 2015-11-27
Nice hair, Postshow Bob.
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1 onemancrimespree 2015-11-27
Someone please make a @BaldNotSam account.
1 MowgliCSM 2015-11-27
Sideshow Bob.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-11-27
They once said he looks like Christian Bale lol
1 iamcolinquim 2015-11-27
Looking at /u/notsamwastaken is one of the most unpleasant experiences one can have. I really liked Sam on the show (he sucks a Syrian refugee camp worth of dicks now that he's a solo show) but holy fuck is he hideous.
1 gaceysbasement 2015-11-27
He has a Homer Simpson mouth.