Opie's going to be at a table with his dumb white trash wife and her boring white trash family, and as always, Opie will still be the least entertaining person in the room.
The Opie Deep Cut Formula: The deep cut is the second single from the album. It can be exchanged for the first single if the second single was the massive hit.
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21 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-25
ME: what's in turkey that makes you so TIRED?!?! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!
6 blackirishlad 2015-11-25
he's good for that one at least twice a year. once around thanksgiving and occasionally the middle of the year when the topic of turkey might come up.
typical housewife knowledge.
16 PeckaSucka 2015-11-25
Opie's going to be at a table with his dumb white trash wife and her boring white trash family, and as always, Opie will still be the least entertaining person in the room.
9 mintwaltman 2015-11-25
Do you think Opie will use what he learned from the doc about sugar as a conversation starter?
12 Patmcpsu 2015-11-25
Does grapefruit beer pair well with turkey?
3 WiretapStudios 2015-11-25
Like sunsets and a Peal Jam deep cut.
2 damnitfred 2015-11-25
Yeah like Jeremy
2 WiretapStudios 2015-11-25
The Opie Deep Cut Formula: The deep cut is the second single from the album. It can be exchanged for the first single if the second single was the massive hit.
4 PeckaSucka 2015-11-25
Yes and the whole family will fain interest as they metaphorically pickpocket Opie
7 Papercut_My_Dickhole 2015-11-25
Feign
7 PeckaSucka 2015-11-25
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me
2 unclepaul84 2015-11-25
As a father.....I can't let my children eat this Thanksgiving food loaded with sugar.
2 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-11-25
The bliss point will be repeatedly mentioned...
2 WiretapStudios 2015-11-25
He married into a social circle just like he bought into a fraternity at college. This is a man incapable of making real friends.
13 -Palaver 2015-11-25
He won't be alone. The philly crew ™ is forced to hang out with him out of obligatoin.
11 baraksobamas 2015-11-25
Like those faggots have other options.
8 3noir 2015-11-25
Me: So what's your take on the turkey?
sniff
9 Gushers4Lunch 2015-11-25
Where ya at with white meat vs dark meat?
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7 ThankGodForBeer 2015-11-25
ME: I'm all in with the cranburrrrry sauce.
6 BlandOld 2015-11-25
I'm ALL IN with the gravy
4 nothingman00 2015-11-25
She might make a stop by their great uncle's grave on the way home.
3 unclepaul84 2015-11-25
"What is a Thanksgiving?"
-Roe Cumia
2 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2015-11-25
"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!"
3 chicken-named-mike 2015-11-25
He always has the Philly Crew.
6 rottengymshorts 2015-11-25
Only as long as he has money.
3 EttPsykfall 2015-11-25
First he will eat the turkey stuffing, and then his wifes stuffing.
2 RacksDiciprine 2015-11-25
Leave it alone.