I hope Tits is alone on Thanksgiving

12  2015-11-25 by unclepaul84

While Lynsi and the kids are at the Margera gathering.

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ME: what's in turkey that makes you so TIRED?!?! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!

he's good for that one at least twice a year. once around thanksgiving and occasionally the middle of the year when the topic of turkey might come up.

typical housewife knowledge.

Opie's going to be at a table with his dumb white trash wife and her boring white trash family, and as always, Opie will still be the least entertaining person in the room.

Do you think Opie will use what he learned from the doc about sugar as a conversation starter?

Does grapefruit beer pair well with turkey?

Like sunsets and a Peal Jam deep cut.

Yeah like Jeremy

The Opie Deep Cut Formula: The deep cut is the second single from the album. It can be exchanged for the first single if the second single was the massive hit.

Yes and the whole family will fain interest as they metaphorically pickpocket Opie

Feign

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

As a father.....I can't let my children eat this Thanksgiving food loaded with sugar.

The bliss point will be repeatedly mentioned...

He married into a social circle just like he bought into a fraternity at college. This is a man incapable of making real friends.

He won't be alone. The philly crew ™ is forced to hang out with him out of obligatoin.

Like those faggots have other options.

Me: So what's your take on the turkey?

sniff

Where ya at with white meat vs dark meat?

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ME: I'm all in with the cranburrrrry sauce.

I'm ALL IN with the gravy

She might make a stop by their great uncle's grave on the way home.

"What is a Thanksgiving?"

-Roe Cumia

"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!"

He always has the Philly Crew.

Only as long as he has money.

First he will eat the turkey stuffing, and then his wifes stuffing.

Leave it alone.