Kind of sounds like the whole Opie and Anthony situation! Is there some creepy little homosexual that works in the first shop constantly talking about how he's no longer fat?

where are the worm that was on the burgers? he took the opportunity to become assistant to the manager. get it? the worm is jim norton

Yeah that sounds like that same guy who's usually slithering around rummaging through booths for loose change. He's still there

The people that hang out in their shop are fucking awesome too.

I heard that they're all fat slobs with low IQs and various mental disorders.

Was going for the comedian friends actually with that part but you're point stands even more

So I fucked her!

You should go to a burger review site where you can find others that share your plight.

Either that or there's a decent chicken place down the road on the corner of Raw Dog. Then afterwards, over the road, there's a couple of guys usually standing by a Bonfire who are rather amusing.

On second thought this the cringiest thing I've written in a long time but I'm just going to leave it

Try some pizza #ScorchIsPFG

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