Not him. Roland is three planets heavier.

he measures his waist in AU

As if Roland could move like that. Talk about your torpid sloths...

I don't think his body has the capability to do those moves.

Oldie but goodie of this fat foodie

I was hoping the end of this .gif would feature the guys from the pick-up truck scene in Boogie Nights.

I would actually have respect for him if it was. Just admit you're a Fez and start going to the gym and eating better.

Mmmhmm, work it.

Cool repost, wow you are a try hard faggot I https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/2x39aj/glad_to_see_that_roland_is_at_least_trying_to/?ref=search_posts

I'm confused. Why do you think I am someone named Benjamin due to the fact that I posted this joke almost a year ago?

I just figured no one was dumb enough to sit on this mediocrely funny Gif to repost it a year later. But I guess I was wrong, I find you not guilty of being the worst person on this sub.

Oh cool. At least you weren't a dick about it.