Immediately check baldopie's twitter for dead bald opie pictures

The same thing we do now but maybe add boo I'm a ghost after opie impressions.

I'm ALL IN on the haunting!

I ALWAYS eat my own cum.

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I would just consider it another dumb thing done by a stupid, stupid man.

that's the bit

You guys joke but I'd actually be pretty sad

.......that I didnt get to see his wife divorce him and get full custody of the kids first.

Custody? I thought water-heads were some sort of voodoo curse. Who'd wanna keep genetic disappointments around the house?

that's my preferred timeline

I think we'd all rejoice, question is what the fuck would this sub talk about afterwards?

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I'd laugh then come here and post thank you to this sub for making it happen.

Well it wouldn't make the radio, you'd more than likely really have to search to find that story. All I can hope is whoever writes the original news story online uses a BaldOpie pic. Then since every other online news service just copies and pastes stories he is forever memorialized like that.

Kill myself to join him

I would protest his funeral like a Westboro church member.

https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M

Post links to cakestomp video on any article reporting his death.

If his wedding was 3 days, how long is the funeral?

I'd cry .. Opie fucking rules. Luckily, this assortment of outcasts has no bearing on his awesome millionaire life.

TeamOpie

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