tss he's talking about his peckahs or something

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Hehe ones like a big scary dude who seems to have confidence and the other guys like really small and seems pretty afraid. Imagine the crazy scenarios these two would probably find themselves in? I'd love to see some!

I bet there will be wacky antics abound but at the end they will learn a valuable lesson about the power of teamwork and the value of friendship.

I hope one of them doesn't have problems with the wife or girlfriend. But you know what, maybe the other guy can help them with that.

I wonder if Kevin Hart will be insecure about The Rock being around his girlfriend because he's such a big muscle man.

I know I'll be tuning in to find out.

It'd be great if there ended up being a 35 minute cuckolding love scene in it

I wanna she the boat movie..

I wanna see the N-movie

Pretty much the same

I assume that at some point the in movie Kevin Hart will have to save the day using his small size to an advantage. Such as crawling through an air-vent, or hiding in a confined space.

Do you think the ending scene will involve Kevin Hart being playfully cocky about how HE saved the day and doing some kind of dance until the credits roll?

Or maybe instead of dancing, he keeps playfully hitting the rock as they walk together until the rock gives him a mean look and then he quickly backs up, cause even though they're best pals hes still the rock and he's scary! I can't wait. Endless possibilities.

Is this a Martin Lawrence film?

Don't forget the tagline is their last names and a reference to their actual physical size!

Graphic design is in such a horrible state right now. America is fucked.

Do you honestly expect me to watch that garbage video of some random loser talking to his webcam? Shoot yourself in the head until you stop being alive. I also down voted you

I did and it wasn't any worse than most of the post here.

Who said this sub is good? All you need to do is type "PECKAS xDDDDD" and retards give you 30 points.

Upvote for Peckas.

And you're above it all and more enlightened than any of us, right, faggot?

You don't win by saying the f-word

You are by far the gayest fag in this sub you crybaby pc bro fag faggot fag.

You are the maddest

I'm not mad at all. A dank meme from a dank faggot.

One response and you have to fall back on meme spouting. I rest my case, this sub is utter shit.

Ol' Kenny F givin' 'em the business. (In before someone tells me to use more apostrophes)

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING DOWNVOTE ME YOU LITTLE MAGGOT DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

tsss Together they're... Rock Hart

Looks hilarious cocksuckahs.

What is sad is that your chip joke is significantly better than the pun they put on a movie promo.

They probably decided "big Johnson" was more "safe" than a pun specifically referring to an erect penis. More fun for the moms, y'know?

Little Kev should give Keith his wing back.

Too late, as he already ripped it off and flew away with it.

Leaving Keith a wingless bird flying in circles from LA to New York.

I think you got that quote wrong.

The only parts he got right was Leaving Keith and flying in circles

Kevin Hart tries so fucking hard to be Chris Tucker

I have no interest in Kevin Hart. All his stuff looks like it stinks like this to me.

Being a white man of average height I struggle to relate to comedy based solely off of being a short black man.

Oh look, kevin hart playing the same role in every movie

He's basically a shorter, less funny Chris Tucker

le black men big peenis ;)

The kikes NEED to be stopped

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ME: This. Was. Amazing. @kevinhart why wasn't @therock in studio today?

So basically "Bad Boys" with Will smith and Martin Lawrence meets "Twins" with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito? An odd-couple/buddy comedy?

Kevin Hart is a bum.

I wonder if theyll end up in a warehouse in the end and itll be a big reveal that the rock was the bad guy the whole time? that would be new! And I hope whoever is responsible for that tagline skips stages 1 - 3 and is immediately stricken with stage 4 cancer.

0 chance opieradio gets the rock in as a guest to promote this, right?

(Shatner voice) Noooo. It doesn't.

Is this an FX show?

It's a movie

Looks like an ad for every show on FX.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGGGGGGGGG love making myself mad n trashing shitty movies like this. Does anyone else instantly lose respect for ppl who would say they saw this movie, or thought it was funny? IT STINKS

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The Rock and Tits would get along real good. They're both liars.

tss tss the rock lieing ? He should be rolling double guitars cock sucka DVvv DVvvv

How the fuck does Kevin Hart keep getting work? More importantly, how did Soul Plane stop this horseshit before it even began?

I'm sure as shit gunna skip this movie, Cool? Coooooooool!!!

blacks will fuckin love this

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Do you think they cast the movie with this tagline in mind or was it a delightful surprise that promotions hit the jackpot on?

I'm sure Kevin Hart makes the same fucking shitty movie over and over again.

Do you honestly expect me to watch that garbage video of some random loser talking to his webcam? Shoot yourself in the head until you stop being alive. I also down voted you

He's basically a shorter, less funny Chris Tucker

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tss tss the rock lieing ? He should be rolling double guitars cock sucka DVvv DVvvv

One response and you have to fall back on meme spouting. I rest my case, this sub is utter shit.