Here's how much of a faggot Sammykins is: if you look closely at his doll collection, you'll see that the championship belts are on their current owners, which means Sam meticulously reorganizes his collection every time there's a title change. God bless his Negroid heart.
You knowing/noticing that either makes you the Sherlock Holmes of faggotry, or just a genuinely perceptive guy. I wont shit on your hobbies or call you gay. I wish I had hobbies/friends/sex
If I remember correctly, it was the episode when Sam came in for bout 20mins at the beginning of their sirus show...and Vos said something along the lines of "now that your single again" to which sam replied "yeah"
I just can't stand the sound of his fucking voice.
I don't know what his wife saw in him - I think Ant was hinting heavily that he'd better appreciate how far out of his league she was right before the wedding. And of course, mamma's boy won't, and if he hasn't driven her away yet, he will.
He's smarmy and sarcastic and smart. I get the appeal. And he always struck me as completely aware of how out of his league Jess was. You just can't act like you know, or else you lose that attractive confidence.
Although his diet is embarrassing he's been one of the most overachieving O&A staff members and biggest contributors, even though at the moment his role is confused, hosting some rando night show.
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15 HoagieBoi 2015-11-20
Here's how much of a faggot Sammykins is: if you look closely at his doll collection, you'll see that the championship belts are on their current owners, which means Sam meticulously reorganizes his collection every time there's a title change. God bless his Negroid heart.
3 NoirMagieGateau 2015-11-20
Holy shit, how did you even notice that?
14 HoagieBoi 2015-11-20
I'm also a faggot.
6 NoirMagieGateau 2015-11-20
I can respect that. I won't, but I could.
3 carribbeanjimmy 2015-11-20
You knowing/noticing that either makes you the Sherlock Holmes of faggotry, or just a genuinely perceptive guy. I wont shit on your hobbies or call you gay. I wish I had hobbies/friends/sex
10 zersch 2015-11-20
I bet he would eat your ass for a Haystacks Calhoun toy.
2 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-11-20
who wouldn't...
5 AntsCamera 2015-11-20
That head is asking to be caved in with a fire extinguisher.
1 Azrael_ 2015-11-20
Irreversible style
5 [deleted] 2015-11-20
Seeing him next to the cartoon version is so depressing
5 stinkskc 2015-11-20
I hate that fucking cartoon
3 shell_walker 2015-11-20
did some fans made it for him? seems like its the only fan art of his around
3 stinkskc 2015-11-20
His wife will have left him by the end of 2016
3 JMueller2012 2015-11-20
He's starting what I like to call a good ol' Billy Crystal recede
2 Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-11-20
He's not....Vos confirmed it on his show the other week.
2 Dennyislife 2015-11-20
Really? Pretty sure this sub would be all over that. I'm sure 100's listen to his show on here....
2 Gronez_Bambaataa 2015-11-20
If I remember correctly, it was the episode when Sam came in for bout 20mins at the beginning of their sirus show...and Vos said something along the lines of "now that your single again" to which sam replied "yeah"
1 JoePuffy 2015-11-20
This is accurate. Sam is no longer married.
2 SkepticSloth 2015-11-20
I just can't stand the sound of his fucking voice.
I don't know what his wife saw in him - I think Ant was hinting heavily that he'd better appreciate how far out of his league she was right before the wedding. And of course, mamma's boy won't, and if he hasn't driven her away yet, he will.
1 NicNacAttack 2015-11-20
He's smarmy and sarcastic and smart. I get the appeal. And he always struck me as completely aware of how out of his league Jess was. You just can't act like you know, or else you lose that attractive confidence.
1 KennethFresno 2015-11-20
I hate his eyebrows.
3 NicNacAttack 2015-11-20
I hate his clown wig covering that bald cap
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1 chiliPismysignature 2015-11-20
Although his diet is embarrassing he's been one of the most overachieving O&A staff members and biggest contributors, even though at the moment his role is confused, hosting some rando night show.
1 LithiumAM 2015-11-20
You know his hair is thinning horribly when its that curly and you can still tell its thinning. Having hair that curly makes it much easier to hide...
1 nointernetforyou 2015-11-20
There is actually a toy ladder next to his head.
1 LightBulbExpert 2015-11-20
His hairline is so weird
1 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-11-20
Check out that weird looking philtrum...
1 shaqfan99 2015-11-20
Because working women get lonely and someone that can give attention hold a conversation will suffice.
1 mintwaltman 2015-11-20
Do you think he's handsome?
2 Azrael_ 2015-11-20
I'd say he's yummy looking.
1 mattirawks 2015-11-20
Tss. Brie mode? ..Whas' he doin', eating cheeeeeze or sumpthin!'....Tss,...... did ya hea' what I said Trav Dog?!
1 KnickedUp 2015-11-20
what's he doing these days? I never hear him anywhere anymore.
-3 Faded99 2015-11-20
I'll go on record and say I always liked Sam.
Let's see a picture of you, OP.
8 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-20
You sound like Jimmy. What's your real name /u/Faded99?
5 Dennyislife 2015-11-20
i was actually going off on his toys....
3 AntsCamera 2015-11-20
Thy armour gleams brightly in the midafternoon sun.
You stand as a stalwart Champion to Samuels virginal honor.
Translation: Shut the fuck up Sam.
2 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2015-11-20
who wouldn't...