Opie seems like the kind of guy who steals a story and then re-tells it to other people in front of the person he stole it from.
25 2015-11-18 by [deleted]
Don't you just HATE cunts who do that? They're so unaccepting of their place in the social hierarchy that they steal other peoples' memories? They should catch AIDS, not Charlie Sheen
18 comments
15 BoardroomBimmy 2015-11-18
He seems like that kind of guy because he is that kind of guy and there is years worth of documented proof that he does this.
3 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2015-11-18
I know he is a liar but where is the proof he stole other peoples story?
5 imnotgood86 2015-11-18
the very same pants he was returning
1 [deleted] 2015-11-18
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15 takyon_deathyon 2015-11-18
Nah the Opsters the kind of guy that gets into underwater scuba battles and fights with taxi drivers.
A real Man's Man, one could say.
6 carribbeanjimmy 2015-11-18
One COULD say that, but they'd be an idiot
9 4_leaf_tbag 2015-11-18
Didn't he do that with Jim Florentine's pissing in a cup at a music show, then leaving the cup at his feet for someone to kick over story?
2 carribbeanjimmy 2015-11-18
I once pissed in a red solo cup and swapped it out with the wash-cup for beer-pong at a frat party. It was completely unnecessary yet equally hilarious. You're all welcome to steal that story for your own, or actually do it yourselves, it's a real hoot!
8 ThankGodForBeer 2015-11-18
You guys hear about the SWAT team today? It happened right outside of my house!
8 boofk 2015-11-18
No it happened outside MY house!
6 panjshirlion 2015-11-18
That exchange encompasses the phenomenon so perfectly.
5 echojams 2015-11-18
Is this Jim Norton?
4 stinkskc 2015-11-18
No no no, that's freeride17
1 Phantas_Magorical 2015-11-18
What a profound observation
-11 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-11-18
You're trying to hard.
10 [deleted] 2015-11-18
You're trying *too little
-6 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-11-18
Learn the difference between HIV and AIDs dummy.
7 [deleted] 2015-11-18
Go wear a HIV hat
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-18
Charlie knows
;)