Opie seems like the kind of guy who steals a story and then re-tells it to other people in front of the person he stole it from.

25  2015-11-18 by [deleted]

Don't you just HATE cunts who do that? They're so unaccepting of their place in the social hierarchy that they steal other peoples' memories? They should catch AIDS, not Charlie Sheen

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He seems like that kind of guy because he is that kind of guy and there is years worth of documented proof that he does this.

I know he is a liar but where is the proof he stole other peoples story?

the very same pants he was returning

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Nah the Opsters the kind of guy that gets into underwater scuba battles and fights with taxi drivers.

A real Man's Man, one could say.

One COULD say that, but they'd be an idiot

Didn't he do that with Jim Florentine's pissing in a cup at a music show, then leaving the cup at his feet for someone to kick over story?

I once pissed in a red solo cup and swapped it out with the wash-cup for beer-pong at a frat party. It was completely unnecessary yet equally hilarious. You're all welcome to steal that story for your own, or actually do it yourselves, it's a real hoot!

You guys hear about the SWAT team today? It happened right outside of my house!

No it happened outside MY house!

That exchange encompasses the phenomenon so perfectly.

Is this Jim Norton?

No no no, that's freeride17

What a profound observation

You're trying to hard.

You're trying *too little

Learn the difference between HIV and AIDs dummy.

Go wear a HIV hat

Charlie knows

;)