Women of this sub...are you also obese, unemployed virgins?

3  2015-11-16 by smokinswindler

Or are your lives more put together?

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I can still tie my own shoes, so I think its only considered slightly over weight and not morbid obesity.

but I am a raging alcoholic and my life is a mess.

Go on.

Like most unstable women I am attracted to degenerates and men that treat me bad ..when I found this subreddit filled with angry recluses ... I was tingly all over.

You're basically Lady Di ten years ago.

Hmm good point. I'm more of a whiskey girl, and not Natty Ice tho.

I qualify for 1 out of 2. Definitely a degenerate, but I don't have the heart to treat a woman like shit. I know, it's something I have to work on.

If you are a big enough degenerate 1/2 is good enough.

Sounds hot. Definitely my kind of woman.

Patrice, be respeckful to my gurl, awright?!

Fuck him up Bobo!

I'm 36-24-36.

Edit: stupid formatting, what I meant was im between 362-436.

I saw pics of you on twitter, you're pretty cute.

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Well hi there, wanna go get some donuts and other stuffs ?

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It was supposed to look better

I started listening to O&A when I was a recently retired hottie with a new marriage and toddlers at home. I now have 2 grandchildren.

It's like you know me..or somethin..tss

u/bigdummy666 u/mrta66 u/nicnacattack

I'm none of those things. But it's nice to see I'm not the only one in this sub without a PECKA!

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