ME: So where you at with this whole Paris thing Jimmy?
16 2015-11-15 by Dennyislife
After opening the show with "Niggas In Paris" by Jay-Z & Kanye West of course.
16 2015-11-15 by Dennyislife
After opening the show with "Niggas In Paris" by Jay-Z & Kanye West of course.
38 comments
95 DoubleGuns 2015-11-15
Tits: ...and that's "Imagine" by John Lennon to start the show. Ugh. [sniff] Rough weekend, huh? [chuckles] That was a fuckin' rough one, man.
Worm: Yeah, it really w--
Tits: Fuckin' rough one. Just fucking depressing, man.
Worm: Yeah.
Tits: This whole ISIS thing just isn't going away, huh?
Worm: Hmmm.
Tits: It's a problem. Look, I'm not saying I know the answers, man. But we've got a fucking problem to deal with here... This whole ISIS thing, man, fuck.
Worm: Yeah, it's really... really... it fucking sucks.
Tits: Poor guys over there in, er, err, errr, fuck, errrr, Paris.
Worm: Yeah. Paris.
28 stinkskc 2015-11-15
ME: Eagles of death metal, we helped those guys out. They're friends of the show, ROLAND let's see if you can get them on the line. It's the least they can do for all the exposure we got them
4 satsamsit 2015-11-15
This thread really illustrates how awful Opie is. With any daily broadcaster, you can find "crutches" or stupid phrases he repeats. But it was always exaggerated for humor. With Opie, it's incredibly accurate, infuriating, and not fun--and it's not just a phrase here or there--it's what he says every day. Fuck.
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1 xyniphis 2015-11-15
I know I've been waiting for the good start jokes
15 Stud_beaner_69 2015-11-15
Ugh god, I just heard that in tits and worms voices.
14 rottengymshorts 2015-11-15
Or the worst one:
"HOW HAVE THEY NOT FIGURED THIS OUT?!"
Opie's never contributed to anything in his life. Not the show, not his family, and not his friends. Yet he gives crap to people who are actually trying to work on a problem for not having it done immediately. I bet he orders a well-done steak and complains about taking too long. And I bet no matter how hard he tries, he's always stuck with morning breath.
13 nointernetforyou 2015-11-15
DoubleGuns sees into the future.
6 TroyMacClure 2015-11-15
Fuuuuuck. These terrorists man.
2 youreap 2015-11-15
That's ridculoulsy accurate.
2 damnitfred 2015-11-15
did you get an advance copy of the script too?
1 satsamsit 2015-11-15
Haven't I heard that douchebag try to sound edgy and rip off Carlin's bit that we all secretly love seeing horrible shit on the news?
In 2015, when we all cultivate our own news feeds with our favorite writers and sources, do we really want to tune into a comedy show to hear two boobs prattle on about the most base observations? They all do it, and forget they're supposed to be funny.
1 satsamsit 2015-11-15
Jim will pontificate assuredly that we can't go after terrorists without full-force, because these monsters only respect absolute brutality. Should be fun to listen to again!
2 shell_walker 2015-11-15
those jizzbags!!!
41 ShitdickJunior 2015-11-15
Dude it's rough, man. I hope those fucking terrorist zilches slip in a puddle of aids.
ME: Yeah, exactly, THANK YOU. Let's go to Snowy in Michigan. Snowaaaay!
31 GWARscientist 2015-11-15
99.9% of all Muslims do the right thing PERIOD. sniff
29 AntsCamera 2015-11-15
Jim: Ozzy was in Paris last summer, good thing they didn't do it then.
Opie: ... sniff, anyways, I was watching the Real Housewives of Sheboigan and...
26 AssMcPlay 2015-11-15
Jimmy: Fuck man.... yeah its just sad... whats there to say? Opie: We got John on the line, John! John Caller: Yeah, not all muslims are terrorists.. Opie: AHG God we never said that!!! Jim: We never said that, sir. ..... More obvious points, with half-hearted attempts at humor thrown in between
19 satsamsit 2015-11-15
This is like Minority Report for shitty, hack radio. I'm already pissed about this future horseshit.
14 TriangleDimes 2015-11-15
Ant's show is like Minority Report too.
3 blackirishlad 2015-11-15
gloomy spics with a chance of black lives matter.
11 EskimoEscrow 2015-11-15
BRUHTAL
I might skip work and play a drinking game.
9 carribbeanjimmy 2015-11-15
Brutal or scumbags, you'll be hammered by 7:30
4 Wsallgood 2015-11-15
"obviously"
3 drunk8gods 2015-11-15
"Wooooow...wow...wowwowwow"
1 blackirishlad 2015-11-15
Shit, how did doubleguns forget the wows?
his name should be stricken from the historic records.
10 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-11-15
Yep, Tits will be thinking all weekend about what song to play and Jim will blame the media.
11 baraksobamas 2015-11-15
These SCUMBAGS at the New York Times puts this on the front page because they are HATEABLE!!!
9 swarrrm 2015-11-15
ME: we should have gone after Isis on day one like I said period.
7 TheDarkFezRises 2015-11-15
These fffffffffuckin ssssssssscumbags, and just to be clear I know it's not all muslims...
7 cztnnq 2015-11-15
Like any bombing, Jimmy will say that he only saw a low quality video and didn't watch til the end, but it seemed pretty good, man!
6 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-15
I'll definitely be listening to this show to hear their stupid opinions on this. First time in over a year.
6 Patmcpsu 2015-11-15
ME: This would be like, if it was New York City, if ISIS terrorized Giants Stadium, and at the same time, terrorized the Bowery Ballroom! Could you imagine the NYPD in that situation? Some cop would be driving to Giants Stadium, and then the dispatcher would say "umm we need you to come over to the Bowery Ballroom instead..."
6 PhilipMarma 2015-11-15
Haha! Me: Sorry if we're going local here folks.
5 syphon229 2015-11-15
ME: I was once fought a French ISIS commando while scuba diving. Totally kicked his ass.
5 Tom_Stall 2015-11-15
Worm: I dunno, the French hate us man, I'm never leaving North America because everyone hates us... although Burr was over there and said he liked it so maybe I should try it.
4 nomorecompromise 2015-11-15
tssss...fawkin Eaglez of Death Metal...DVVV DVVV DVVV!!
2 junior_caramel 2015-11-15
goddamn i havent laughed this hard at a reddit post in a while...spot on shit
1 kevin121312 2015-11-15
lolol. perfect
6 PhilipMarma 2015-11-15
Haha! Me: Sorry if we're going local here folks.