I'm ready to be down voted into oblivion for this but I genuinely enjoy Mark Normand, made up stories or not. Dude makes me laugh a lot, which is more than I can say for the majority of the people on this godforsaken channel.

The show is great. You have good taste my friend.

let me tell you about the time I fucked a one legged chick off tinder in a horse barn after we met in the middle of the night on a street corner right before we had a threesome with her cousin right after I had sex with a married milf

Ari and all the other comedians actually saw him leave with the girl to go sleep in the horse barn though, and told the story on his podcast with some other people that were at Bonnaroo with him. Is it really that far fetched to think that an adult male has sexual experiences, or are you really that deprived?

He definitely told the one-legged chick story in two completely different contexts on O&J. They never once brought it up to him. Probably cause they knew his show was going to be on the channel.

I'm surprised no one has taken the clips and put them together.

I rarely listen to O&J, what made it different?

I don't get whats so unbelievable he fucks like 1-2 chicks a week, me and my friends got close to that when we were in college and we weren't professional comics in NYC and opening up in front of thousands of girls for Schumer. Also we didn't have Tinder. Just because some of you live in buttfuck Iowa and/or are overweight fucks doesn't mean Mark is a liar. He also tells plenty of embarrassing stories about himself. His childhood stories also don't strike me as fake since he grew up in Treme New Orleans if you have ever been to New Orleans you know there is crazy shit going down there.

You must not have ever been to a travelling virus show. O&A's fanbase is exclusively fat fucks, school shooters and bobos in black t-shirts.

The average person has 5-7 sex partners in a lifetime so the thought of fucking 1-2 a week is laughably incomprehensible and unbelievable to a wackbagger.

When I was single, I had a job where I traveled 100% of the time. I would routinely line up two dates in one night, and once in a while in the morning too.

If you set your standards low, and waste A LOT of time on the dating sites, you can easily go on five or ten dates every week.

I also had fairly extensive periods of this type of activity, but if you even hint at it anywhere on Reddit, the virgins will downvote you immediately. Forget mentioning any actual interesting / disgusting / heroic tales of sexual activity (like Marc lays out), you will immediately have someone reply with /r/thathappened as a reply.

I don't care how many women he's fucked; I just think he's an annoying douche.

I think it's because it doesn't fit the narrative. A lot of people assume that you have to be Chad Thundercock to get laid all the time. I know an overweight guy who's pushing fifty that gets laid more than anyone I've ever met. He just uses social media and casts a REALLY wide net.

It's a numbers game.

True that. Plus, I like Mark and all, but from the stories he sounds like he fucks a lot of women that I wouldn't take the time to follow up with on Tinder or wherever.

You just summed up my thoughts on this conquest against Normand perfectly.

I like Mark, and I dont think he exaggerates his stories more than any of your favorite comedians, they all do.

I imagine a single 30 or so year old comic who lives in NYC and can string together coherent sentences should be able to wrangle alot of pussy. Nevermind tinder and opening for Shumer in front of huge audiences of slutty broads who like Amys comedy.

You really don't see a difference between someone who has 1-3 new ones ready to go for every appearance, and someone who's told the same one for 20 years where the big punchline is "I was more worried about the dirt on the knees of my jeans"?

I'm sure he exaggerates, but so does every comic. Dude is funny, and definitely gets more ass than OP. He does a podcast with a dude who's nickname in the comedy scene is "the truth" if he were actively lying as much as the people on this board think he does, Joe List would've outted him a long time ago.

Everyone who downvoted you is a jealous faggot

You mean that Mark didn't get into a brawl with 20 ninjas after evading a DWI, jump over a fence and tear his nutsack, not realize until the next day then got outta work by showing his black/bloody nutsack to his boss?

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you know how easy it is for a decently successful and good looking comedian to get laid, especially these days...

backwards ass living hick cunts like the topic starter don't I'm guessing

His follow up book cover?

https://instagram.com/p/96pVsOr1Xz/

manlet

Does he straight up lie, I only saw his show once. have any examples of his lies?