Jimmy where you at with the Smart Ketchup? I'm a hunts man myself because I'm always hunting for the joke. You Stole the joke from me i was going to say the same thing! vurry good. and that's all we have on that.
Where exactly was Bruce's stupid Larry Fine story going that it needed to continue forever uninterrupted? Opie even brought him back around to it a couple minutes later and Bruce had nothing.
Like you wouldn't have interrupted him a dozen times to tell him how women can spot an emoji on a phone from across the room or how you had a threesome 50 years ago. And don't forget constantly fake laughing ("hahaha repeat what the other guy just said") like a trained parrot.
I can't wait until January so I can not steal Dave's show, too.
ME: it says here on the screen that you may have taken some acid?
"ohhh yeah, well i may have had some...."
Opester saw on the screen 'Russ from Iowa: got kicked out of an evil dead double feature cuz he took acid and freaked out.' This guy was fawkin zooted, this'll be hilarious!
You can hear how thrilled Bruce is with the call. Obviously it was worth cutting off his story so THE Bruce Campbell could correct some idiot multiple times that he's talking about the second film not the first while said idiot describes a non-story no one cares about.
He truly was an Opie-of-a-caller. He said he saw a double-feature that consisted of three movies and he laughed his ass off at 'Evil Dead' the only non-comedic film in the Evil Dead trilogy.
When you can't think of anything to say...go to a fucking call. I have maybe heard a dozen phone calls that have made any significant contribution to the show in 15 years or so. This is an insult to Bruce
Campbell and he has always been a great guest.
I personally love getting cut off in the middle of a story, but Bruce Campbell probably doesn't like it.
They could have just done the chris farley bit where he nervously interviewed celebrities. 'do you remember that time when, when you had to cut off your hand and then uh and then it was like crawling around and you shot it in the wall with the shotgun. That was awesome.'
ME: you had a chainsaw hand and in the movie 'sharknado' Tara Reid had a saw hand as too. Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand. Do you think a sharknado would be mmore deadly than living dead? What about the Edward Scissorhands? That's pretty close to saw hand. i'm all in with the Chainsaw hand but where are you at with it? I've taken a peek at the scissorhands and it was,FUCKIN, a rip off.
How bout an exclusive? No one gives us an exclusive. FUUUUCKK.
That's what I thought too, asking the "Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand?" could actually set up a bit of humorous banter. No funny is allowed on the show though.
I think the steamrolling buffoon was speaking from his enlarged geriatric heart. He can't afford to ignore the phone calls of the 5 people that still call in and sometimes favorite his tweets, though never all at once.
holy fuck!!!!!! Doesn't anyone have the balls to pull Opie aside after the show and tell him to shut the fuck up and stop taking calls when there is a guest in studio, especially when they're in the middle of a story?
I would love to hear Opie defenders say anything positive about this. Id like to hear their reasons on how this is ship steering. How this is a justification of Tits' paycheck.
You gotta give him credit though, that was one sweet subtle name drop at 44:00. You really have to appreciate how he snuck it in with such a great payoff so that Bruce wouldn't look at him like a needy douchebag.
ME: you had a chainsaw hand and in the movie 'sharknado' Tara Reid had a saw hand as too. Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand. Do you think a sharknado would be mmore deadly than living dead? What about the Edward Scissorhands? That's pretty close to saw hand. i'm all in with the Chainsaw hand but where are you at with it? I've taken a peek at the scissorhands and it was,FUCKIN, a rip off.
How bout an exclusive? No one gives us an exclusive. FUUUUCKK.
47 comments
53 Opprobriousness 2015-11-10
Bruce Campbell is one of the greatest entertainers that has ever lived.
Opie should be savagely beaten for that.
18 jasonayeiter 2015-11-10
"I'll...sniff...swallow your soul. I already swallowed Jimmy's so I know I can do it."
17 Opprobriousness 2015-11-10
Opie clearly doesn't shop at S-Mart.
8 DrAttorney 2015-11-10
Great now I have to watch Army of Darkness again.
3 OpiesBreasts 2015-11-10
You got that??!!
2 dave72988 2015-11-10
Do they carry storebrand S-Mart ketchup?
2 stinkskc 2015-11-10
Jimmy where you at with the Smart Ketchup? I'm a hunts man myself because I'm always hunting for the joke. You Stole the joke from me i was going to say the same thing! vurry good. and that's all we have on that.
0 hkpp 2015-11-10
More like H-Mart. Because he's a hack. tdslkfjsldkhssssssss
5 Opprobriousness 2015-11-10
MORE like Fucking-Asshole-Shithead-Terrible-Radio-Host-Mart, cuz he's a fucking asshole shithead terrible radio host.
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8 vatred 2015-11-10
"uh... Claytoe Beretta sniff Nike"
"That's Klaatu Barada Nikto."
"Oh my god. I'm heating up over here."
12 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
He's such a nice guy too because he just rolls with it even though he had to have been thinking that was a pretty rude thing to cut him off.
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-10
He was great in Fargo
3 Stud_beaner_69 2015-11-10
Underrated by far
43 DeRosas_livelihood 2015-11-10
Never in the history of broadcast radio has an interesting guest interview been enhanced by a call from John Fuckface from Fuckville.
28 anthonycumiashow 2015-11-10
Infuriating. Horrid interruption.
6 Muted_Post-Horn 2015-11-10
Wow I upvoted this two weeks ago without even realizing it was ant.
-1 [deleted] 2015-11-10
Still better than an interview outside.
-2 BigDummyIsSexy 2015-11-10
Where exactly was Bruce's stupid Larry Fine story going that it needed to continue forever uninterrupted? Opie even brought him back around to it a couple minutes later and Bruce had nothing.
Like you wouldn't have interrupted him a dozen times to tell him how women can spot an emoji on a phone from across the room or how you had a threesome 50 years ago. And don't forget constantly fake laughing ("hahaha repeat what the other guy just said") like a trained parrot.
I can't wait until January so I can not steal Dave's show, too.
26 jags85 2015-11-10
No but he was on ACID. It said he was on ACID. Thats why Opie took the call... because of the ACID
19 Pale_Pen15 2015-11-10
Fawking hilarious, he was fawking zooted
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1 _SongsForTheDeaf_ 2015-11-10
Dvvvv Dvvvv
1 HoagieBoi 2015-11-10
ME: "John Tesh...on ACID, maybe!"
15 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
snowy from michigan. SNOOWWWAAYYYYY.
5 rahtin 2015-11-10
Poor Snowy. He was just trying to be a part of the show, now his name is cursed on a daily basis.
16 EdguhMellencamp 2015-11-10
You didn't think Russ in Iowa's call was good?
17 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
ME: it says here on the screen that you may have taken some acid?
"ohhh yeah, well i may have had some...."
Opester saw on the screen 'Russ from Iowa: got kicked out of an evil dead double feature cuz he took acid and freaked out.' This guy was fawkin zooted, this'll be hilarious!
15 jasonayeiter 2015-11-10
You can hear how thrilled Bruce is with the call. Obviously it was worth cutting off his story so THE Bruce Campbell could correct some idiot multiple times that he's talking about the second film not the first while said idiot describes a non-story no one cares about.
6 hookahreed 2015-11-10
nnnnnnNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
6 jasonayeiter 2015-11-10
He truly was an Opie-of-a-caller. He said he saw a double-feature that consisted of three movies and he laughed his ass off at 'Evil Dead' the only non-comedic film in the Evil Dead trilogy.
11 awfulradio 2015-11-10
When you can't think of anything to say...go to a fucking call. I have maybe heard a dozen phone calls that have made any significant contribution to the show in 15 years or so. This is an insult to Bruce Campbell and he has always been a great guest.
10 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-11-10
Tits sort of had to take the call,the guy has seen Evil Dead and wanted to tell Bruce that he has seen Evil Dead.What else could the grub do?
1 racemic_mixture 2015-11-10
Yeah, but don't forget that he took ACID, gotta keep the show edgy.
9 jackassinjapan 2015-11-10
The "captain of the ship" drives into an iceberg again...
0 racemic_mixture 2015-11-10
How have I never thought about the OandA / Titanic analogy before? It is so obvious.
5 SlimWiggins 2015-11-10
That's just good radio, bra'sh!
5 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-10
What, you don't like being interrupted in the middle of a story?
8 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
I personally love getting cut off in the middle of a story, but Bruce Campbell probably doesn't like it.
They could have just done the chris farley bit where he nervously interviewed celebrities. 'do you remember that time when, when you had to cut off your hand and then uh and then it was like crawling around and you shot it in the wall with the shotgun. That was awesome.'
4 LiberalPussy 2015-11-10
ME: Where are we at with Deadites?
4 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
ME: you had a chainsaw hand and in the movie 'sharknado' Tara Reid had a saw hand as too. Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand. Do you think a sharknado would be mmore deadly than living dead? What about the Edward Scissorhands? That's pretty close to saw hand. i'm all in with the Chainsaw hand but where are you at with it? I've taken a peek at the scissorhands and it was,FUCKIN, a rip off.
How bout an exclusive? No one gives us an exclusive. FUUUUCKK.
3 damnitfred 2015-11-10
that's way too competent, your making him sound like an amateur radio host and not the blithering mess he is.
1 racemic_mixture 2015-11-10
That's what I thought too, asking the "Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand?" could actually set up a bit of humorous banter. No funny is allowed on the show though.
4 zersch 2015-11-10
I think the steamrolling buffoon was speaking from his enlarged geriatric heart. He can't afford to ignore the phone calls of the 5 people that still call in and sometimes favorite his tweets, though never all at once.
4 kevin121312 2015-11-10
holy fuck!!!!!! Doesn't anyone have the balls to pull Opie aside after the show and tell him to shut the fuck up and stop taking calls when there is a guest in studio, especially when they're in the middle of a story?
2 racemic_mixture 2015-11-10
Nope, no one has the balls, which is of course greggshells, which can be traced back to the beginning of the end of good O and A.
3 Darth____Vader 2015-11-10
I would love to hear Opie defenders say anything positive about this. Id like to hear their reasons on how this is ship steering. How this is a justification of Tits' paycheck.
1 TitoTheMidget 2015-11-10
doot doot
2 packitchofsositch 2015-11-10
You gotta give him credit though, that was one sweet subtle name drop at 44:00. You really have to appreciate how he snuck it in with such a great payoff so that Bruce wouldn't look at him like a needy douchebag.
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4 QuantumTabby 2015-11-10
ME: you had a chainsaw hand and in the movie 'sharknado' Tara Reid had a saw hand as too. Where are you at with the Tara Reid using a saw hand. Do you think a sharknado would be mmore deadly than living dead? What about the Edward Scissorhands? That's pretty close to saw hand. i'm all in with the Chainsaw hand but where are you at with it? I've taken a peek at the scissorhands and it was,FUCKIN, a rip off.
How bout an exclusive? No one gives us an exclusive. FUUUUCKK.
1 racemic_mixture 2015-11-10
Yeah, but don't forget that he took ACID, gotta keep the show edgy.