Bob Kelly's marriage criminalized in New Jersey
20 2015-11-10 by [deleted]
Human-Hippo intercourse is now illegal in New Jersey, his wife could go to jail for up to 18 months and face a possible $10,000 fine.
Its unknown if the Hippo would face any charges, or simply be relegated to the custody of the nearest zoo.
7 comments
5 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2015-11-10
Wow Christie really has it out for him. Last year he banned Bobby from moving into a bigger apartment
2 RonBengtan 2015-11-10
misreading the word fatlantic in the url was funnier than the hippo stuff
1 ThankGodForBeer 2015-11-10
18 months? That means it's now a felony to fuck a hippo in New Jersey? I'm against bestiality but what's the real harm done?
5 swishyhair 2015-11-10
it's just one of those laws that looks good on the books
1 [deleted] 2015-11-10
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2015-11-10
kinda hypocritical(don't do it) of christy
1 AssMcPlay 2015-11-10
bob kellys so fat i want to hit him w a stick.
0 shameofyou 2015-11-10
that whole les-gay-bi-trans-queer-pedo-zoo-necro clique is gonna be furious