He is a husband and a father and a multimillionaire living in Manhattan who "works" about 600 hours a year. This is what he does instead of spend time with his wife and children in the major cultural region of America.
"Not now, kiddo! I gotta make {gritty rockstar voice}viiiiiiinesss{gritty rockstar voice}
Does anything he does in his free time make sense? Think of all the awesome shit you'd be doing if you were making that kind of bank. This dude buys a penthouse in a tower and putters around in it in sweatpants, watching women's reality TV, and making Vine videos. Sometimes he goes to the park and "people watches" (even before kids). I'm not saying you should blow your money on cocaine and hookers, but even on vacation the dude goes to the same boring places. He's a male version of the Basic Bitch.
Technically it's not his video since it was staged and she likely came up with everything. She was the star, producer and director. He was just the cameraman.
He's such a dumb unfunny dickhead that he never realized that 5 minute video of a fat lady putting mc in front of every word seems fake even to internet retards. He's dumber than the average internet user that believes the 6 second vine might be real. That's why it "went viral". shinkle-bout how dumb that makes him.
"Officially" is very close to being added to the list of words that automatically make me disregard and ignore anything you say. It is quickly catching up to "literally" "actually" and "epic".
Exactly, it explains most of his persona really. He was one kid in a sea of kids + adopted kids, he had to act up later to stand out because he had no real other talents.
He thinks it will justify his talents, since he has known for years that most of the fans always saw him as the weak link of the show. He thinks that one day he will have that viral sensation that makes everyone go "That's it! The viral video that defines a generation!" and then everybody will shower him with praise for years to come.
He's been at this for years. For a guy who has put so much energy into this, he really is clueless about how any of it works. But there he goes, day in, day out, trying for that viral sensation, thinking it will launch him into superstar status. And it never works. The only time it comes close is for the wrong reasons.
he's going to be putting all of his and viral spirals resources into crafting vines now. Mercifully, the time limit of 6 seconds alone should make them better than his youtube efforts.
A millionaire with a radio show on a platform that can be heard around the globe. And he still failed at it. It's astonishing how much he sucks at this.
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29 xxmikekxx 2015-11-09
Because the McFallen video went "super vine viral" he started making vines of his really old videos. He's an embarrassment. He's in his mid-50s
16 BeerCanThick 2015-11-09
He is a husband and a father and a multimillionaire living in Manhattan who "works" about 600 hours a year. This is what he does instead of spend time with his wife and children in the major cultural region of America.
"Not now, kiddo! I gotta make {gritty rockstar voice}viiiiiiinesss{gritty rockstar voice}
8 majestik6 2015-11-09
I don't fucking get it. Dude is a millionaire and he spends his free time obsessing over twitter.
15 rahtin 2015-11-09
Because he know he got famous on someone else's talent and he's trying to justify his existence.
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1 muhdikyo 2015-11-09
BINGO
5 WiretapStudios 2015-11-09
Does anything he does in his free time make sense? Think of all the awesome shit you'd be doing if you were making that kind of bank. This dude buys a penthouse in a tower and putters around in it in sweatpants, watching women's reality TV, and making Vine videos. Sometimes he goes to the park and "people watches" (even before kids). I'm not saying you should blow your money on cocaine and hookers, but even on vacation the dude goes to the same boring places. He's a male version of the Basic Bitch.
6 Skip4play 2015-11-09
Gotta get that 13 year old with ADD demographic.
1 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-11-09
That's basically Opie so it makes sense.
27 Me007gold 2015-11-09
It's gone super viral. Yuck
29 Moowon 2015-11-09
I wish he'd go super viral.
Get it?
HIV.
3 TheFatMosque 2015-11-09
yeah, like I wish he'd get cancer or sumpthin...
10 thissiteruinedme 2015-11-09
Technically it's not his video since it was staged and she likely came up with everything. She was the star, producer and director. He was just the cameraman.
1 brmlb 2015-11-09
yea you're right. she probably came up with everything! all he did was shoot it and upload it.
2 Skivsamlaren 2015-11-09
Is that you, Albert Barese?
9 Houghton91 2015-11-09
It's taken him like ten years to realise that his 5 minute video is only mildly amusing to some dumb people for maybe 6 seconds.
6 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-11-09
I don't think he has even realized that.
2 thankyoudrsarno 2015-11-09
In his mind it's now become the Goodfellas of viral videos and he doesn't even get recognition.
2 imnotgood86 2015-11-09
He's such a dumb unfunny dickhead that he never realized that 5 minute video of a fat lady putting mc in front of every word seems fake even to internet retards. He's dumber than the average internet user that believes the 6 second vine might be real. That's why it "went viral". shinkle-bout how dumb that makes him.
8 baraksobamas 2015-11-09
"Officially" is very close to being added to the list of words that automatically make me disregard and ignore anything you say. It is quickly catching up to "literally" "actually" and "epic".
4 Wsallgood 2015-11-09
"big time".
2 TheFatMosque 2015-11-09
"honestly"
2 JohnQNo1 2015-11-09
"awesome"
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2 baraksobamas 2015-11-09
No. Not that one.
7 ThankGodForBeer 2015-11-09
What does Opie get out of viral videos? I don't understand the obsession.
15 dave72988 2015-11-09
Attention he never got from his mom?
1 WiretapStudios 2015-11-09
Exactly, it explains most of his persona really. He was one kid in a sea of kids + adopted kids, he had to act up later to stand out because he had no real other talents.
14 ClarifyAmbiguity 2015-11-09
"Opie, we saw that a Vine you posted got 2 million views, let's double your contract."
11 BoardroomBimmy 2015-11-09
He thinks it will justify his talents, since he has known for years that most of the fans always saw him as the weak link of the show. He thinks that one day he will have that viral sensation that makes everyone go "That's it! The viral video that defines a generation!" and then everybody will shower him with praise for years to come.
He's been at this for years. For a guy who has put so much energy into this, he really is clueless about how any of it works. But there he goes, day in, day out, trying for that viral sensation, thinking it will launch him into superstar status. And it never works. The only time it comes close is for the wrong reasons.
5 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-11-09
Opie is Willy Loman with a microphone.
3 charliemccarthy 2015-11-09
Who the fuck uses Vine anymore? What an out-of-touch, large breasted chump.
2 knitro 2015-11-09
he's going to be putting all of his and viral spirals resources into crafting vines now. Mercifully, the time limit of 6 seconds alone should make them better than his youtube efforts.
2 kevin121312 2015-11-09
it was sad when he, a millionaire, hired a company to promote his shitty videos.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2015-11-09
A millionaire with a radio show on a platform that can be heard around the globe. And he still failed at it. It's astonishing how much he sucks at this.
2 3stepsbackward 2015-11-09
I hope Lyndsi leaves him and he's forced to fuck this fat whale for the rest of his life.
1 AntsCamera 2015-11-09
She really is a disgusting fucking hambeast.
I don't think we "pay enough attention" to her...
3 rahtin 2015-11-09
Perhaps a bit more
1 FootThingOnHisFoot 2015-11-09
this fat things career hinges on this.This is it!
1 nomorecompromise 2015-11-09
His wife's cheating on him for sure.
1 Darth____Vader 2015-11-09
Without a doubt. Id never condone cheating as it is a horrible thing. But in this case I totally understand it. How can you not?
1 TitoTheMidget 2015-11-09
doot
1 muhdikyo 2015-11-09
opie is continually looking for fame out of fear his slut wife will leave him.
1 LightBulbExpert 2015-11-09
If he didn't have so much money I'd think he was a suicide risk
0 Extremistpullup 2015-11-09
I think he is stalking her waiting for a viral video.
-2 I_Hate_Knickers 2015-11-09
Well look at you Mr early riser. I guess those Mcmuffins don't cook themselves.
;)
2 Jarvismcjigglestein 2015-11-09
Comment flagged for child abuse.
5 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-11-09
Opie is Willy Loman with a microphone.