If a fistfight happened all three would just stall until someone came to break it up, and that's when Opie would go crazy and start yelling "OH YOU GOT FUUUKIN LUCKY I WAS ABOUT TO SMASH YOU"
The Philly Crew wins all their fights by summoning a vortex of AIDS onto their enemies while Father Dorris does his Retard Stomp style of martial arts.
Sam would run, Roland would be afraid of burning any of his free food bridges, Bobo is still too distraught about the Mets, Erock could never hit one of his top 5 heros.
Opie would not show up, he got kids, and no time to do anything, Jim would nervously stammer and play middle of the road negotiator and weasel his way out of the fight.
Ant would win. Merely because Jimmy would claim he once had an addiction to fighting so can't partake in such damaging behaviour anymore, and Opie would probably just fucking rollerblade away and then pay Erock later that night to allow him to kick his ass to remain feeling somewhat masculine yet ultimately a queer.
Enjoy that run on sentence boys. Punctuation can suck my nuts.
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16 SteeringTheShip 2015-11-08
If a fistfight happened all three would just stall until someone came to break it up, and that's when Opie would go crazy and start yelling "OH YOU GOT FUUUKIN LUCKY I WAS ABOUT TO SMASH YOU"
2 CookieHaid 2015-11-08
He's The Psycho. All those Hughes boys are crazies!
1 SledgeBammer 2015-11-08
And then you have to worry about the whole Philly crew.
1 RedOak_Candor 2015-11-08
The Philly Crew wins all their fights by summoning a vortex of AIDS onto their enemies while Father Dorris does his Retard Stomp style of martial arts.
11 cztnnq 2015-11-08
Well that depends. Does the fight happen underwater?
1 strappingyoungladdie 2015-11-08
Might as well be, the situation proposed here is equally contrived as that story.
8 AntsCamera 2015-11-08
Sam would run, Roland would be afraid of burning any of his free food bridges, Bobo is still too distraught about the Mets, Erock could never hit one of his top 5 heros.
Opie would not show up, he got kids, and no time to do anything, Jim would nervously stammer and play middle of the road negotiator and weasel his way out of the fight.
Winner: Anthony
6 gsbird1065 2015-11-08
Unless Jim sent in a black woman as his proxy.
We all know how Anthony fares in those contests.
2 AntsCamera 2015-11-08
The tweets afterwards would be cute.
His shows for the next month would be like the George Zimmerman trial days.
7 Dawgsie 2015-11-08
Ant would win. Merely because Jimmy would claim he once had an addiction to fighting so can't partake in such damaging behaviour anymore, and Opie would probably just fucking rollerblade away and then pay Erock later that night to allow him to kick his ass to remain feeling somewhat masculine yet ultimately a queer.
Enjoy that run on sentence boys. Punctuation can suck my nuts.
2 AntsCamera 2015-11-08
I upvoted you for acknowledging the horrid run on sentence.
But I contest Opie rollerblading, he has not rollerbladed since early XM. He has his man-bitch Kenny to serve him like the good house nigger he is.
Opie is a sloppy, slovenly, lazy asshole who has servants and maids, and a wife who does not make eye contact with him.
7 Dawgsie 2015-11-08
As far as I'm concerned, if you rollerblade past the age of 30 - then you're a rollerblader for ever. Or gay. One of the two.
1 AntsCamera 2015-11-08
I will take the Occams Razor approach and go with the more obvious choice.
He is gay. Village Voice Bleecker Street gay. San Francisco gay, fruity as they come.
1 mrerikmattila 2015-11-08
A punch to the face by Roland will bust you open Friday-wide.
1 DapperDan0979 2015-11-08
Opie has stated that he's been in countless bar fights throughout college and his 20s sooo...
I think it would be like one of those fights you see on the internet with white kids with a lot of wild swinging and missing.