1. This post

2. You

3. The fact that you made such a bad post

1) Patrice is Dead 2) Giraldo is Dead 3) You are still alive

Holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face. - Rocky Dennis

My mom says I look like a lion! :D

But your teeth look like you've been chewing on lock washers.

She looked fuckin sexy in that movie. Now she looks like a dropped pie.

Yeah dude Cher was hot in mask. I'd like to hear a soder sam elliot impression about it

fuck all three of those apply to me

1. Sales of Fred Hughes "Learn to Drive" DVD

2. Jimmy's profound predictions about the future

3. The fathers of the girls Anthony dates

9/11, cancer, Lena Dunham...

Oh, wait, I thought this thread was to name three thing more entertaining than Opie.

getting raped by a pack of niggers

Did Opie post this? He loves a good list!

Wet socks

Can't, do, it

Opie's voice

Opie's thoughts

Cats

John Cena

1. Grapefruit beer
2. Photos of sunsets
3. Sherrod's beating heart

Listening to Opie Radio

Watching one of Jims comedy specials

Watching TACS

1) Sherrod 2) Troy 3) Jason Ellis

Ass cancer... nah at least you get drugs and maybe a cute nurse.

Captured by ISIS... hmm, at least you will go viral more than Opie.

ISIS AIDS Gavin

Anthony, Gavin, Keith