It's the subtlety of it that's maddening. Like if you photoshopped a cock in Yimmy's mouth he'd be fine with it... but photoshopping him to look tall and handsome, that seems so much worse somehow.
All that hard work of going to the gym and eating better has been getting yimmy compliments for the last 18 months. Now people are first going to see the photos, then meet him, and be disappointed.
How do they pay Opie millions of dollars when he has, maybe, dozens of listeners? SXM are smart for the deal they got with auto makers, but literally every other thing they have done has been astonishingly retarded.
They don't have the technology to see the numbers or tits would be fired. In reality channels like lithium and shit get 10,000x more listeners and the jocks get paid sheckles and shit on by the likes of tits.
23 comments
20 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2015-11-06
I don't know why this makes me laugh so much.
16 dankfranklin 2015-11-06
Enough of the Atari shirts you cunts.
12 Snake_____86 2015-11-06
Another brilliant troll account.
9 AlimonyKills 2015-11-06
Sweet, a new character.
7 BigDummyIsSexy 2015-11-06
This is wonderful.
4 robobot 2015-11-06
Thanks. Isn't he dreamy?
1 Wsallgood 2015-11-06
Jim 'Rollins Chin' Norton
5 rottengymshorts 2015-11-06
And Ron's Igor shoulder.
4 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-06
I love it.
4 ffffantomas 2015-11-06
This is a thing of beauty
3 tommah24 2015-11-06
Holy shit look at the forehead? My god man!
3 little-pete-ferguson 2015-11-06
That image confused me for many moments
3 Battler4321 2015-11-06
These guys are masters at their crafts.
3 ImNotAGayNigger 2015-11-06
Whats next? @SkinnyRonBennington?
2 JoeCumiaSr 2015-11-06
It would be Roland or Stongel first
2 TheDarkFezRises 2015-11-06
You know this account is gonna give the little guy body issues.
3 TriangleDimes 2015-11-06
It's the subtlety of it that's maddening. Like if you photoshopped a cock in Yimmy's mouth he'd be fine with it... but photoshopping him to look tall and handsome, that seems so much worse somehow.
1 brmlb 2015-11-06
All that hard work of going to the gym and eating better has been getting yimmy compliments for the last 18 months. Now people are first going to see the photos, then meet him, and be disappointed.
2 damnitfred 2015-11-06
oh goodie a collaborative baldopie and bigjimnorton effort
1 RedOak_Candor 2015-11-06
Really we need fat Jim Norton photoshops so that we can pretend Jim isn't a 50 year old woman at this point.
0 Mitchull 2015-11-06
How did those assholes get Elvis Costello in?
0 BoardroomBimmy 2015-11-06
How do they pay Opie millions of dollars when he has, maybe, dozens of listeners? SXM are smart for the deal they got with auto makers, but literally every other thing they have done has been astonishingly retarded.
0 JoeCumiaSr 2015-11-06
They don't have the technology to see the numbers or tits would be fired. In reality channels like lithium and shit get 10,000x more listeners and the jocks get paid sheckles and shit on by the likes of tits.