O&J might not be right for everyone. Consult your physician before you listen to the show.
10 2015-11-05 by QuantumTabby
Warning: Opie n' friends may cause drowsiness, confusion, depression, loss of vision, irritation, anxiety, extreme urges to be a hater, nausea, explosive lava diarhea, brain aneurism and/or impaired motor function. Don't drive or operate machinery while listening to Opie n' friends.
If you have thoughts of suicide or homicide, stop listening and call 911 right away.
Do not listen for more than 2 consecutive hours as prolonged exposure can cause brain damage which may be irreversible. If you experience laughter, chuckling, smiling, or any sort of happiness seek medical attention immediately because these are signs that something is very wrong with you.
If you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, then put on sweatpants or basketball shorts and share your accomplishment with the world!
Ask your doctor if Opie n' friends is right for you.
10 comments
8 Rhaegarys 2015-11-05
After not listening for months I decided to check out the Bob Saget visit. The lack of laughter in the studio is so sad and absolutely nothing like his past visits. It's so over.
1 SteakSauce66 2015-11-05
Even when he was in this past spring there where more laughs.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2015-11-05
I like it when 9/11 boy is on. Livens up the place a little.
0 brmlb 2015-11-05
Why Bob Saget though? After months, you'd skip Pete Davidson, Vos, Bob Kelly, Bennington, Dan Soder for Bob Saget?
1 Rhaegarys 2015-11-05
Well...I like Saget and I met him at the R&F Unmasked. I love all those other guys, too but I usually hear them on Bonfire, Bennington, LoS, YKWD and V&B show. I just stopped tuning in to Oqie.
8 SteakSauce66 2015-11-05
Well you've certainly typed a lot of words.
4 QuantumTabby 2015-11-05
You accidentally ommitted the word funny. You meant to say, "...typed a lot of funny words."
Thanks SteakSauce. Bringing good natured fun and laughter to this cold, harsh, barren desert of a subreddit is all I hope for.
2 SteakSauce66 2015-11-05
Oh nerts! I don't know how missed that word.
1 PeckaSucka 2015-11-05
Bravo
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1 mrerikmattila 2015-11-05
It's not like the old days at all. Feels like Nerdist or something now.