I'm checking in from Cancun to tell u all that this guy looks exactly like hulk hogan when he was in high school,now back to the drugs and dirty dirty whores
In many states it is still illegal to date cousins. Therefore, you may wish to first pose this question to your uncle before asking our opinion.
With that being said, I would go with Patrice's story about being arrested to be played as background while you violate that gal's West Virginia morals.
....I go deep with the Pearl Jam. I go through phases ya know, and I keep coming back to Pearl Jam, man. Right, Travis? Travis knows! Right now my favorite song is...what is it Travis? Elderly...uh...Elderly...yeah...Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a cornerstore or something like that. But my favorite song changes all the time. Jimmy, where are you at with the Pearl Jam? No? Not even during their heyday in the '90's? No? Not even Nirvana? I can't get enough of the Nirvana.
She's interested in the way 'Hey let me see whats in that trunk under your bed! Let me see it!' then you open the trunk and its full of severed baby heads.
She was interested, but she will now look at you as a psycho and be turned away. To 99% of women, OnA is a box of severed baby heads
Will you find one of the short clips on youtube or will you lock her in your basement and make her listen to the nine hour compilation? No wise cracks buster, tell us the truth.
I'm a girl .. and the show that turned me on to O&A was Celine Dion ..and the fucking kayak ..(Hurricane Katrina) you can't go wrong with making fun of a dumb french Canadian !
Just go with Patrice or Burr with Jimmy and Ant in studio. Or pick the Patrice and Bill show compilations that Logan uploaded, it's like ten hours long and I'm pretty he timestamped the whole thing.
And if you get the feeling that she doesn't think Patrice and Bill are funny, then run.
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14 mrta66 2015-11-05
Girls love that kind of shit great idea 👍
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12 mrta66 2015-11-05
Me too but im pretty so i dont have to date o&a fans lol
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4 mrta66 2015-11-05
How much does she weigh
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5 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-05
You look like one of the Manning brothers. She's cute.
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6 TriangleDimes 2015-11-05
You're way too comfortable revealing personal information about yourself on here. This whole thing stinks, what's your angle?
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1 rottengymshorts 2015-11-05
With what O&A fans are capable of and how low we can sink, this surprises me.
3 K1bbler 2015-11-05
Was your costume of a hitler youth?
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2 boogsuge 2015-11-05
I'm checking in from Cancun to tell u all that this guy looks exactly like hulk hogan when he was in high school,now back to the drugs and dirty dirty whores
1 onemancrimespree 2015-11-05
NUMBAHS!!!! PUTTIN' UP NUMBAHS!!!
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0 Mud- 2015-11-05
she got a poopy tooth.
9 DickensCoffee 2015-11-05
Nothing makes a gal's heart swoon like Anthony yelling about how the blacks won't behave.
6 Gooblenook 2015-11-05
In many states it is still illegal to date cousins. Therefore, you may wish to first pose this question to your uncle before asking our opinion.
With that being said, I would go with Patrice's story about being arrested to be played as background while you violate that gal's West Virginia morals.
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2 cringingdouchechills 2015-11-05
Hicksville here, as long as you aren't one of them Ronkonkoma fags you're fine by me
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6 Jackatard 2015-11-05
How about a clip of Tits talking about 90's music?
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5 Jackatard 2015-11-05
....I go deep with the Pearl Jam. I go through phases ya know, and I keep coming back to Pearl Jam, man. Right, Travis? Travis knows! Right now my favorite song is...what is it Travis? Elderly...uh...Elderly...yeah...Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a cornerstore or something like that. But my favorite song changes all the time. Jimmy, where are you at with the Pearl Jam? No? Not even during their heyday in the '90's? No? Not even Nirvana? I can't get enough of the Nirvana.
5 GRIZx 2015-11-05
It's not going to work, don't ruin it
3 rferg2 2015-11-05
Don't push it on her.
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4 rferg2 2015-11-05
Just my opinion but she's probably just asking because she likes you. Keep your interest separate.
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4 PeckaSucka 2015-11-05
She's interested in the way 'Hey let me see whats in that trunk under your bed! Let me see it!' then you open the trunk and its full of severed baby heads.
She was interested, but she will now look at you as a psycho and be turned away. To 99% of women, OnA is a box of severed baby heads
1 [deleted] 2015-11-05
How the fuck would a neckbeard virgin like you know what chicks say ?
Apart from - fuck off you ugly cunt
Bet you hear that one a LOT
3 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-05
Play her the audio of them talking about the Mel Gibson tapes.
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3 PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2015-11-05
Will you find one of the short clips on youtube or will you lock her in your basement and make her listen to the nine hour compilation? No wise cracks buster, tell us the truth.
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3 Mud- 2015-11-05
My girl was on the fence too, Patrice its cold out here clip sold her good, start on the cokelogic animations.
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4 Mud- 2015-11-05
Glad to help faggot, hope the twink approves.
3 stevex42 2015-11-05
Play when they made Stalker Patty crawl around naked through mouse traps. I'm sure she'll love it.
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4 stinkskc 2015-11-05
he was kidding
3 hideouslyheather 2015-11-05
I'm a girl .. and the show that turned me on to O&A was Celine Dion ..and the fucking kayak ..(Hurricane Katrina) you can't go wrong with making fun of a dumb french Canadian !
1 RearNakedGrope 2015-11-05
Good idea. Show her a bunch of VideOandA stuff. Much easier to get someone interested if there's a visual.
2 TrackSuitVos 2015-11-05
Jocktober can be fun, especially a show she might know.
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3 TrackSuitVos 2015-11-05
Chip can ruin your relationship if both of you start doing it. It's an easy habit to pick up.
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1 sheba_sheba 2015-11-05
Them dissecting Scott and Todd from 2013 will hopefully ruin morning zoo shit radio for her.
2 TheFatMosque 2015-11-05
Just go with Patrice or Burr with Jimmy and Ant in studio. Or pick the Patrice and Bill show compilations that Logan uploaded, it's like ten hours long and I'm pretty he timestamped the whole thing.
And if you get the feeling that she doesn't think Patrice and Bill are funny, then run.
1 rottengymshorts 2015-11-05
That's how a lot of people got into the show anyways. For me it was Louis CK. She has to know him and/or Burr. That'd be a good start.
2 Zebrahead13 2015-11-05
Tits or gtfo
1 PeckaSucka 2015-11-05
This always gets the ladies a laffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA-EyeQrMDc
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2 hishighnesshollywood 2015-11-05
No problem. Hope she gives you herpes
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